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A gentleman was waiting for the light to turn green at an intersection. Then a beggar came over and knocked on the car window and said, "Give me some money."

The gentleman looked at it and said, "Here." You have a cigarette."

The beggar said: "I don't smoke, give me some money."

Mr.: "I have beer in the car, let me have a drink for you. ""

The beggar said: "I don't drink, please give me some money." ”

Mr.: “I’ll take you to the mahjong parlor, I’ll pay for it, and you’ll bet. If you win, it’s yours.” ”

The beggar said: “I don’t gamble, give me some money.” ”

Mr.: “I will take you to the sauna room to enjoy one-stop service, and I will cover all the expenses.” ”

The beggar said: “I won’t mess around, please give me some money.” ”

Mr.: “Then you get in the car. I’ll take you back and let my girlfriend see what a good man who doesn’t smoke, drink, gamble, or mess around can do.” .

The little beggar was begging, and the lady with the dog wanted to tease him, so she walked up to him and said, "You call my pug "Daddy" a few times, and I will give you $1,000." "This sound made many people nearby look over, ready to see what the little beggar should do. In full view of everyone, the little beggar called the pug "Daddy" several times. The lady handed the money to the little beggar in full. The beggar said gratefully: "Thank you, Mom! ”