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A woman said that she would marry whoever could live with her. When a man says yes, a woman marries that man. On their wedding night, women ask men what they do. A man told a woman that he ran a grain shop.
Chang Ning proudly told him that she made up the joke herself. Ningyuan still remembers Changning's expression, pride and a little naughty. She also sang a song for him that night. "My shoes are worn out, my hat is worn out, and my Kesaya is worn out ~ that is worn out, that is worn out ~" But I fell asleep while singing.
"The shoes are broken, the hat is broken, the cassock is broken ~ that is broken ~" Ningyuan walked away from class, humming the song that made Chang Ning sing old, not only losing his teeth, but also losing his face.
Maybe Ning Yuan's expression is too different from other students. It happened that the physics teacher's thick glasses were so well focused that they were caught at a glance. The teacher knocked on the table to remind him that Ningyuan had not recovered, and finally asked questions by name. Ning Yuan's absentmindedness became the news in the class. You know, he is one of the best students in the class! Top ten in the whole grade. Giggling in class, isn't that a problem? There is a gossip that Ning Yuan is being silly.
The class teacher has good skills! Self-study was called to Ningyuan's office and got to the point. ...
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