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Which episode of Sword 3 is the funniest?
Tang Tai: "It is indecent to have physical contact with a woman in the street, do you know?"
In episode 2, in the Woods at night, Xuejian wanted to confess to Changqing, but Changqing fell asleep-
Xuejian (helpless): "Marry me ~ or I can marry you ..."
In episode 3, Jingtian knocked a hole in the wall of Baidu Building, ready to go in-
Jingtian: "It's so easy to break, not even.
Snow See: "It's you ~"
Jingtian: "..."
In episode 4, Jingtian was trapped by electric shock in the secret passage of Baidu Building-
Snow See: "Electric shock stinky tofu! !”
Episode 9
Snow See: Ok, ok, ok, ok
You two said, isn't she close to Jingtian?
Haven't they known each other for so long?
Isn't she just better-looking than me?
She has a better figure than me.
Isn't she wearing less clothes than me?
In Episode 14, Jingtian and his party were foxed.
Fox Demon: "That's a coincidence ~ I'm also the little diva of ong bak who is full of alcohol and money, and has no fists and no joy ~"
In the 15th episode, Jing Tian and Xue Jian come to the weapons shop in feng du. Jingtian can't carry Taiji sword-
Snow See: "Look, it's people who choose weapons, not people who choose weapons ..."
In the 16th episode of Ghost World, after Jingtian defeated Paris with a trick, the Devil King appeared-
Snow See: "What are you doing?"
Devil King: "Your enemy is just a magic statue. Elysium ~ won't embarrass handsome guys ... "
In the 17th episode, 16-year-old Zi Xuan said in a letter to Gu Liufang-
" After three years, if you don't recognize me, you will be out of luck! "
In the 19th episode of the bridal chamber, Jingtian confessed to the Vulcan King-
Jingtian: "There is a feeling called love at first sight; There is a fate called wonderful.
The lava outside is not lava, but my true feelings! I ~ love you! "
in the 22nd episode, Xuejian is absent, and Jingtian is scratching his head.
Maoshan: "Maybe Xuejian always scolds you, and you get used to it. If you don't get scolded by her now, you will feel uneasy ~ "
Jing Tian:" I'm not that cheap! "
In the 23rd episode, Jingtian was biased against Yun Ting. Changqing recounted Yun Ting's contribution-
Changqing said, "Besides subduing demons, he did a lot for the people. For example, to set up schools, to provide medical care and education ... "
On the 24th episode of the spaceship, the evil sword fairy in the box tried to persuade Jing Tian to open the box and let himself go-
Jing Tian:" Mao Mao, let him see what he can eat after my ass! "
Maoshan: "Good! One, two, three, fart stinks him to death! "
In the 26th episode, Jingtian chats with the guards of the worse gate-
Guards: "After a trip to the world, General Erigeron seems to have changed a lot!"
Jing Tian: "Of course, this is called keeping pace with the times ..."
In the 28th episode of Shushan, the head of Qingwei asked whether Jing Tian had been relying on Changqing-
Jing Tian: "To tell the truth, I have been relying on him. Who made him so handsome? !”
I don't know which episodes:
1.
Maomao: Feeling? I have feelings with my boss.
Jing Tian: What have I got to do with you?
Mao Mao: Every time we finish eating, we still feel like we haven't eaten.
2.
Jing Tian: Why don't you wait for me to eat?
Snow See: No food for those who fail.
Sorbus: Yes, no food.
Changqing: Brother Jing, we have been waiting for you for a long time. Let's eat later, first. @#¥%& * .....
Snow See: Okay, stop talking, don't disturb the work of Great Xia Changqing, and all the idlers A, B and C will go out
Jing Tian: Idle people Ding, and you
3.
Snow See: Sister Zi Xuan, you're awake
Jing Tian: you're awake
Zi Xuan: Thank you that day < ? Do you understand Xu's men?
Changqing: I'm beginning to get a clue.
Jing Tian: Then tell me quickly, how do they understand each other?
Changqing: Obviously, they were attracted to each other from the beginning.
Jing Tian: No way! We were attracted to each other as soon as we met?
Changqing: Brother Jing, it is the most sensitive type. Although you can't see each other, you can all feel each other.
Jing Tian: Why do I think she is ordinary? What's so special about it?
Changqing: Brother Jing, it may be very common to you, but for many people, including me, it is very attractive.
Jing Tian: Why do you find her attractive? !
Changqing: Of course, it is crystal clear, radiant and full of power. How fascinating it is.
Jing Tian: You, you beast, how do you know that she is crystal clear and still shining? Don't you like Zi Xuan? Why are you sleeping with the pig woman again? What's going on with you and pig woman?
Changqing: Pig woman ... I'm talking about Lei Lingzhu!
5.
Jing: You love Zi Xuan!
Mao: I love chicken butt!
Jing: Zi Xuan loves you!
Mao: Chicken ass loves me!
there are more than n drops. ...
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