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April Fool's Day Copy Funny Talk (Selected 118 Sentences)
2. You are indeed an angel, but you landed on your face first.
3. Are you in love? Prepare the betrothal gift first, and get a manicure machine series. If I'm not sincere, I'm going with someone else.
4. Today is April Fool's Day, which is actually a beautiful spring day.
5. I want to lie to you for a lifetime!
6. I'll pay you back all the heavy rain I missed in those years.
7. I don't care. I have always liked money since I was a child.
8. If you think everything well, it's best to be a fool. Happy April Fool's Day!
9. In fact, fools are right, and April Fool's Day is celebrated every day.
1. There have always been legends about me in the Jianghu, but I am too lazy to appear.
11. Why do you always cry when you say I love you?
12. On April Fool's Day, how many people say what they really mean, but they are treated as jokes.
13. If nobody wants you even on April Fool's Day, I still want you.
14. Understanding a person is much more difficult than understanding a person!
15. The fool who was fooled is always disappointed in his deep feelings!
16. Parents are very grateful for their upbringing, and the only way to repay them is to get ahead.
17. Today is April Fool's Day. Your date will definitely ask you to go out to play. Don't believe it, because you have no date at all.
18. Don't care too much about your appearance, because your ability will not be written on your face.
19. I really like staying up late. I think I was a street lamp in my last life.
2. When the good things in life come, I feel that I will lose them.
21. There are too many unreliable lies. You have to know some tricks!
22. If no one confesses to you even on April Fool's Day, it is estimated that no one really likes you.
23. Others wear shorts to show off their legs, while I wear shorts to show off my fat.
24. No matter how beautiful the scenery is along the way, I feel sick, because I feel carsick.
25. April Fool's Day is here. I wish you to be stupid and quick every day. You will always be stupid after a sunny day, and you will never be stupid!
26. After which noble family, your father is Marshal Tianpeng!
27. My heart is already hard, and I smile to see how arrogant the person who hurt me is.
28. What a nice webpage. Unfortunately, it was ruined by advertisements.
29. I know very well that I have to bully others and support myself.
3. Today, on April Fool's Day, all confessions are accepted, all praises for my handsomeness are taken seriously, and all scolds are blacked out. Thank you.
31. I am a polite person, and all swearing words have been disinfected with saliva.
32. Money regards me as dirt, and I still regard money as dirt! It's all dirt. Who's afraid of who?
33. Do you want to make your family happy? Take me home if you want.
34. The person who can make me forget the past is my future.
35. A beautiful skin thinks you are ugly, while an interesting soul thinks you are vulgar.
36. You are not afraid of godlike buddies, but you are afraid of dog-like friends.
37. April Fool's Day is not for fools, but for exchanging feelings with people you like.
38. Don't ask me about me. I'm a good person if I'm not bad enough for you.
39. In this world, there are always more people who want to see your jokes than those who care about you.
4. April Fool's Day has come, and wealth is actually enjoying it, while poverty and wealth are actually struggling.
41. On April Fool's Day, the person I want to confess, I really like you.
42. It's better to be stupid and have fun than to be stupid and have fun with you!
43. I am not a casual person! But casually, it is not a person!
44. If you knew me before, then you will forgive me now.
45, April Fool's Day, I wish you unlimited stupidity!
46, life is like a glass of water, lonely ~ lonely ~ lonely, a cup is gone.
47, don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy, dare we get married.
48. Cow dung is cow dung after all, and it won't turn into a fragrant cake after being steamed in the pot.
49. Everyone is a liar, so life is more interesting.
5. I took your photo as the computer background on a whim that day, hehe! The computer was poisoned.
51. Love the wrong person, and every day is April Fool's Day; Love the right person, every day is Valentine's Day.
52. On April Fool's Day, 2 "I love you" were sent out, and 199 "Hehe" and "Mom loves you too" were received.
53. If one hundred million people in China give me twenty cents, I will be rich.
54. I'm going to have my hair cut. I twisted my neck by swinging my bangs.
55, the so-called dilemma, is to look up with a raised head, bow with a double chin!
56. Life is full of hardships. There are many people who embarrass me. Who are you?
57. Friend, April Fool's Day is here. I only wish you a good mood, a beautiful life and all the best!
58. If you are deeply disappointed, you will be lonely for the rest of your life.
59. Pretending to pat a watermelon before buying it is the minimum respect for watermelon.
6. What you can't say is called worry, and what you can't keep is called story.
61. Try your best to play tricks. It is better to try your best to be enchanted. What are the boys/girls waiting for?
62. On April Fool's Day, I can finally say something that I can't say to those who want to.
63. Money is a little tight recently. Can I borrow your hand to hold it?
64. Today is really a bad day, suitable for buying * *.
65. My life has both sides A and B, and yours has both sides S and B..
66. Love, money can't buy it, but it will pay for it severely.
67. If life is a one-way ticket, I will kill it.
68. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.
69. April Fool's Day is coming, and laughter is heard in the streets.
7. There is no road longer than feet, and there is no mountain higher than people.
71. Happy April Fool's Day. April Fool's Day is not a fool. I wish you a smile all the time. I wish you a long life.
72. God forgot to give me wings, so I used fantasy to fly.
73. Everything is fake, only beauty is true.
74, April 1st: "Good luck in April".
75. It's nothing to wear a couple's costume, and it's domineering to drive a couple's car in the future!
76. Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as losing hair, but getting rich is far easier than getting rich.
77. Shenzhouxing, I think so! I won't pay to see if you can do it!
78. You are so charming that countless blind people compete to bend their backs.
79, our memories, I buried it in the distant past.
8. When girls go to worship Buddha, they must remember: No makeup! If it works, if the Bodhisattva wants to protect you, I'm afraid she can't find you!
81. I'm sorry, everyone. I took off the order. The photo of the object is a little nice.
82. They said that the Internet was fake, and I smiled as if the reality was real.
83, the same is lazy, just because the face is different, the fate is completely different.
84. Please pay attention to the food around you. You may die if you are not careful.
85. When I cut my hair short, no one will say that my hair is long and my knowledge is short.
86. We don't know each other, but you can take money to befriend me.
87. The mine disaster continues in the review, and the property price rises under control!
88. Every April Fool's Day comes, a lot of truth will surface.
89. As the saying goes, if you don't listen to a woman, you will die in front of you.
9. April Fool's Day, do you know how to skin it?
91. Are you trying to cover the sun with such a big face, or what?
92. Tomb-Sweeping Day burned money for the man who cheated me today.
93. I have to tell you that you are stupid. Happy April Fool's Day!
94. There is always an unusual story behind a successful person.
95, April Fool's Day blessing, fool you have fun, fool has no limit!
96. Don't think that I have forgotten you. At critical times, such as today, you are the first thing I think of.
97. If one day I become a hooligan, it's all because of you.
98. I am greedy. I want to be your star and your moon.
99. How dare you break my hair? I won't fight with you.
1. May you have fun, be a fool and entertain yourself, and entertain others and yourself.
11. I got paid a few days ago. On my way home from work, I saw a poor beggar and gave him a few pieces. After dinner, I went to the bank to save money, and I met him again. He saved 5 thousand, and I saved 1 thousand.
12. Send you a happiness, and have fun with you on April Fool's Day.
13. Happiness is the first factor, whether you are wise or stupid. April Fool's Day, I wish fools happiness!
14. Actually, the fool is right. April Fool's Day is celebrated every day. Happy fool, I wish you happiness.
15. I'm too busy recently. Don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do.
16. If you are cheated today, you are welcome. Not cheated, indicating that everyone loves you dearly; You cheat, which means you can play; I'm not lying, which means you are kind.
17. Prosperity is enjoying, while poverty and wealth are struggling.
18. There is no swearing in this world. If you do more homework, you will.
19. The world is too complicated. It is only safe in your arms.
11. How can I transfer the money in my head to the bank card and wait online? Urgent!
111. It's better to teach people pleasure than to teach them stupidity.
112. Don't you know what I'm doing? I'm busy.
113. Don't you think you have reached a state of being invincible and shameless?
114. I'd like to know, no one confessed on April Fool's Day. Does it mean that everyone wants to confess to me?
115. Failure is the mother of success, but failure often leads to infertility.
116. April Fool's Day has finally arrived, and it's time to install X aboveboard.
117. Don't envy others for their long legs and thin waist. You are fat and broad-minded.
118. It's better to get drunk and make him uncomfortable than not to drink.
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