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High EQ, humorous and universal sentences (How much do you know about high EQ, humorous and universal sentences)
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High EQ and humorous quotations:
You are so good at arguing, the construction site is perfect for you!
I really envy your skin, you take such good care of it.
You are not a contact lens person, so why should I take you seriously?
If you don’t like my eyes, please donate your eyes to people in need.
Are you Pikachu’s little brother? Your skin is too itchy.
How long are the nights, how long are the tears, how long are the tears and how long is the love? I have followed you for a century, rain or shine! We are sailing forward in the ocean of fate!
If it hadn't been for that rainy day and that difficult glance, how could you have seen my rainy heart.
The lights in Wanjia are bright and bright. I miss my hometown when I am away from home. I haven’t seen my lover for a long time, and I feel even sadder when I think of my lover.
Why there are always tears in my eyes, because I love you deeply.
Love is like a rose with thorns. If it is pricked, it will hurt and bleed. I hope we can grasp the little love in our hearts!
1What is loneliness? Loneliness is the enjoyment stolen from the crowd. It is proud, graceful and completely free of spirit. Loneliness requires us to have time alone and be "as I am". There is no need to dress up or be pretentious, or wear a hat and smoke a cigarette to pretend to be serious.
1What is loneliness? Loneliness is a disease and a spiritual hunger. Since it is a disease, it needs treatment. How do lonely people find healing? The method is the crowd. Lonely people always need the company of others.
There are two types of treatment for 1 group of people. One is that interests require building connections, which is just for mutual benefit (it is indeed useful, but there will be no real friends); the other is that lonely people warm each other up, which is cheap communication.
1 Carnival is the loneliness of a group of people, and loneliness is the carnival of one person.
1 Loneliness does not seek external things, but seeks others (that is, calmness)
1 Loneliness is a prison without comfort. Because lonely people are at a loss and restless. Their thoughts go from barren to desolate, creating a sense of self-loathing.
1 The memory of the word "life" for more than twenty years makes my brain twitch and my spinal cord spasm. Still missing the point.
1 Nowadays, what we can’t get up is our grades, what we can’t get down is our weight, what we can’t pick up and put down is chopsticks, what we can’t get into is our bed.
1 You can’t even control what time you go to bed, so you still want to control your life? You don't even wash the dishes, but you still want to show your presence? Your problem is that you know everything, but you are lazy.
20. A very similar sentence: Every time after having an argument with others, I always feel that I did not perform well. Every time I feel that if I organize my language well and argue again, I will definitely win.
2 The greatest tragedy in life is that acne is still there when youth is gone.
High EQ rainbow fart praise quotes: I can lick this face for the rest of my life.
Every day is so charming.
It’s time to change the mobile phone desktop again.
Even the back of the head is stunningly beautiful.
Wherever you fall, lie down and sleep.
Beauty kills without a knife, and seduces souls all in her waist.
A brother who is full of handsomeness from his hair to his feet.
You are a piece of chocolate, cute, cute and beautiful.
You are naturally beautiful without makeup, and you are like a fairy descending to earth with makeup.
The buttons on your clothes are for fastening, not as a tool for you to commit crimes.
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