Insider trading joke

1. The emotional ending that breaks one's own principles and bottom line must be bad.

My night begins with you saying good night, even before that, I saw the moon.

I miss you very much, just like the Supreme Treasure misses Xia Zi. When I talk in my sleep, I will call your name 784 times.

4. What is love? The first chirp of the green cicada, the first ray of dawn, the strawberry yogurt newly listed in the supermarket, I want to tell you everything I saw when I opened my eyes, and I can't wait to whisper in your ear all the time. Yes, I like it so much!

You really can't like someone too much. You will bury your life in this unworthy place. The scary thing is that you still think it's worth it.

In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.

7. Feelings can be cultivated slowly, but not emotionally.

I always want to make you angry. I'll kiss you as soon as you pout.

9. I don't have any flowers or colored balloons. I don't know much about romance. The most outrageous thing I did was that night, when the wind was strong and the street lamp was still on, I hugged you.

10. When you are in love, you need to be sincere; When you are persistent, you need to communicate; When you are angry, you need to be calm; When you are happy, you need to share; When you criticize, you need tolerance. There are no perfect two people, only two hearts that give in to each other.

1 1. May I be included in your story, even though I have been touched. I'm glad to have you in my story, forever.

12, I'm so vain that I just want you to be good to me, only to me, and let everyone know that you are good to me.

13. When you came to see me, I felt that I had never seen Sanqiu for a day. You smiled at me. I don't think Sanqiu has seen it all day.

14. All men in the world are liars. Beautiful or not, women will be cheated. The difference is that the lucky woman found a big liar and cheated her all her life. The unfortunate woman found a little liar and cheated her for a while.

15. You pretend not to understand, and I pretend to be relaxed. If you miss it, you miss it. People always have a little character.

Summarize 50 sentences that describe children that make you angry inside.

A sentence describing how children make you angry (1). Anger will make his black head burn.

As soon as you hear that you are angry and see that others are in trouble, you should help them enthusiastically. How can I take the opportunity to correct other people's money?

3. Better than those poor girls!

4. Teachers who suddenly find themselves angry are especially cute.

Go away and never come back.

6. Lingling turned pale with anger, stared at her big eyes and pursed her mouth.

7. What a heartless guy! I hate her more and more. I swear: I hate her for at least a month.

8. He was angry, his eyebrows shook like a voice, and his eyes shone with penetrating light.

9. He frowned and kept smoking with "extra" paper rolls, like an angry locomotive, spewing choking smoke.

10. When I saw this passage, I was extremely angry. One of the three treasures of Guangfa in those days, XX Public Chairman, had insider trading. When I met a black swan, I ate more than three down limits in one breath. The chairman is arrested, what about the loss of investors!

1 1. Being angry is to punish yourself with other people's faults. When I simply said that I failed the subject, my father's face tensed, his eyes widened and his eyebrows twisted together. He looks like Niu Wangmo and wants to eat people. After a while, he began to "interrogate" me severely.

12. If you are right, stick to it, even if the wind urges you; Apologize if you say something wrong and change it completely. Why are you shy

13. I met a group of people with no taste and didn't argue with them.

14. Her eyes were full of anger and her cheeks were pale, but after a while, she turned red and her hands and fingers twitched strangely unconsciously.

15. Teeth rattle, eyes flashing with uncontrollable anger, like an angry lion.

16. Making a decision when you are angry is like pouring warm water into the bed and heating it for one second. All that remains is the irreparable pain caused by diaphragm reaction and madness.

17. Mother's cheeks kept shaking with anger.

Sentence (Part II) 18. You don't understand. I'm sorry.

How willful am I?

20. An indelible landscape becomes each other's last memorial.

2 1. At first, she was shocked, a little scared and turned pale ... Then her fear turned into anger. Suddenly, her face turned red, up to her neck, and her eyes stared at the insult. At the same time, these eyes darkened, flashed suddenly, darkened again, and then ignited an uncontrollable anger.

22. The godfather is flustered, his face is white and red, his hands are waving, and it is very difficult to speak.

23. I would like to become an angry bird, try my best to fly to your side, break all your defenses, just to kiss your face hard and stay with you forever! Honey, I love you!

24. Because I have a dog, almost half the people in the community know me. I don't know them because I am blind. As a result, even if people block my car, I am angry and embarrassed to call names.

Beethoven told us that the more you recite, the more you score.

26. The spicy taste makes my eyes roll. I hate my roots and my fingers itch. I want to beat him.

27. I didn't move. I said angrily in my mind that her ugliness deserved me. My name is aunt, and my menstruation is dignified and beautiful. Hum!

28. Her face is red to the root, and her eyes are staring at the insult. At the same time, these eyes

29. The more he listened, the angrier he became. He was shaking, his face was blue and he held his breath. Afraid of taking his anger out on others, he ran back to the bedroom and kicked the door. Into the bedroom, depressed, as heavy as a mountain, he fell heavily on the chair, trying to calm Bai Ji down, but the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he couldn't control himself. Like an angry lion, he kicks doors, tables, chairs and everything that can be kicked. Finally, he turned his anger into a shocking roar.

His eyes were wide with anger, and the veins stood out on his forehead swelled with heavy breathing.

3 1. His eyes were wide with anger, and the veins stood out on his forehead swelled with heavy breathing.

Although there are many shortcomings in secular activities, they are still beautiful.

He was so angry that he wanted to swear, but he endured it.

34. Listening does not mean silence. Sometimes silence is also a kind of power.

Sentences that describe children making you angry (Chapter 3) 35. There is a lot of smoke in the classroom. Teacher Mao stood at the door panting. His head was steaming, and there were several glistening beads of sweat on the tip of his nose. His eyebrows were raised angrily, but his mouth smiled. Seeing us, he blinked in surprise, and the muscles on his face suddenly froze and did not move, just like the freeze frame in the movie. We were all nailed there like wood.

If I make you angry, you can hit me and scold me, but don't leave me.

37. You said that you have never been so crazy about someone, and neither have I.

38. She stood up suddenly. She stood so fast that the cup was knocked over. Just like being baptized in a church, Huang Chengcheng's champagne spilled on her black hair, and the glass fell to the ground and smashed to pieces. Her upper and lower lips trembled and she stared at the smiling officer with her eyes, which was a great struggle. Then she stammered, her voice full of anger: "This, this, this is not true. For example, you can't find a woman in France. " .

39. His eyes were wide with anger, and the veins stood out on his forehead swelled with heavy breathing.

40. I walked up to Jonning angrily and threw his book on the ground, which relieved my hatred.

4 1. There is a personalized smile on her face, which is very reluctant and nervous. You can tell at a glance that he is angry.

42. Summer is a hot and changeable season. Everyone says that summer is like a doll's face. When you are happy, the sun is shining and the sky is clear in Wan Li. When you are sad, the sun hides in the clouds and secretly cries. When it is angry, it is covered with dark clouds, thunder and lightning, and it is raining cats and dogs.

43. Don't tell others when you are sad, just stay with yourself.

44. His face turned a little blue and a blue vein appeared on his forehead. Several tendons attached to the sun socket on his face twitched there.

45. He was sad and angry, and looked helplessly at the greasy stairs and the cobwebs swaying in the wind on the broken glass windows.

46. It is normal to have negative emotions, but you should know that this is only a small part of your life. At other times, you should try to stabilize your emotions.

47. The next day, grandpa woke me up early and said, "Go ahead and let the thrush go."

48. "Angry at being powerless. \" 。

49. He made a strange angry expression-the strange expression of a dying man, which showed at a glance the weakness of his lips, the thinness of his cheeks and the prominence of all his bones.

50. If we hadn't met at the beginning, wouldn't there be today's pain?

Apologize to the girl: I will never make you angry again.

1: Sorry, I got up the courage to say it and tell you in another way. I wonder if I can get your forgiveness.

Honey, I almost didn't sleep last night. In addition to reflecting on your mistakes, I also want to take action and play the "warm" card quickly. Forgive me!

3: Sorry! Excuse me! I was wrong! It doesn't matter! I surrender! I can't hold it any longer! Forgive me!

4. Before dawn, we are all eager to see the dawn; But also afraid of being hurt by the fierce sun! Tell me! May we join hands with dawn; Do not want to hurt each other!

If I really tell my guilt, I'm afraid you'll think I'm worthless, but if I don't tell it, I'll feel worthless.

I really want to spend more time with you, but I can't. Please understand that I love you!

7: Some people say that time is a knife, and everything will be cut off by it, including family ties; I said that time is a filter, filtering out all shortcomings except my missing you. Forgive me, okay?

8: You and I can't find new support. It doesn't matter whether the past is right or wrong. As long as we all know clearly, there is still an endless period in our hearts.

9: Looking at your beautiful face with faint tears, my heart is cramping. Let me say: let it all go!

10: forgive me! I knew that I had made a mistake. If you can't forgive me, keep calling me to scold me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I am old!

1 1: I made the most regrettable thing in my life because of my impulse. Now, I really want to tell you: I am sorry!

12: I'm not angry with you anymore. An open-minded and respected person like me will certainly forgive me. Are you still mad at me?

13: If I am strong and willful, I will accidentally hurt you. Can you gently remind me? Although I am too anxious, I am more afraid of missing you. Love really needs courage!

14: Maybe my innocence broke your heart! Because I really want to see you, I have never cared so much in my heart. Forgive me, okay?

15: Maybe there are too many things I don't understand, maybe it's my fault, maybe everything has been slowly missed, but I still look forward to your understanding and concern!

16: From temporary love to lifelong love, we need more understanding and tolerance. Honey, do you forgive me?

17: I will never make you angry again. I promise to make you happy when you are unhappy and never spoil your fun when you are happy. You told me to go to the east, and I will never go to the west. You told me to go to heaven, and I will never go down. Please forgive me.

18: confession: I tried to commit suicide with tofu and hang myself with noodles, but all failed. What should I do?

19: the wind blows to the north, because there are seasonal expectations in the north; I chase the north, because the north has my expectations; What are you flying north for? Is it my fault?

Maybe there are too many things I don't understand, maybe it's my fault, maybe everything has been slowly missed, but I still look forward to your understanding and concern!

2 1: There are no stars in the night sky tonight, as if I didn't have you; I didn't mean to upset you. Come back to me, okay?

I'm sorry, I can't help thinking about you. I can't let myself forget you. I can't live without you in my heart, so I will continue to bother you.

I know there are so many things I don't understand. I know I often worry you. I know I often make you angry. I want to tell you that I look forward to your understanding and concern.

I know your job is very difficult now. I'm sorry. I shouldn't always wronged you with those boring things. Everything will be fine. I will wait for you.

I really want to go with you to blow away the unhappiness I gave you, leaving only the happiness I gave you.

My mistake kept me awake at night. I said to you at midnight, "I was wrong about you." Without your forgiveness, I would rather sleep in this life. "

Many, many seconds have passed, don't take it to heart! What do you want me to do to forgive me?

I am an idiot, I am an idiot, but please believe me, I didn't mean to. Can You Ever Forgive Me? Honey.

I want to make up a humorous story to tell you that I have been joking for four years, but I am afraid of getting wet in a clean autumn. Please forgive me.

I have always loved you with all my heart. I don't want to owe you too much. If I really leave one day, you must forgive me.

3 1: I don't think my mistake is too big, but I need to explain it to you all my life, okay?

If you are worried or sad because I love you, then nothing can replace my guilt. I'm sorry! How should I treat you?

You look angry and I'm sorry! If I make this mistake, I hope you can forgive me! If I can't forgive myself, I can't forgive myself

I apologize for not asking your permission. I have a crush on you for two years. To express my apologies, please accept my roses and wear that ring if you don't mind.

If you are angry, scold me and don't shed tears on me, then my heart will break into thousands of pieces.

36: Maybe it's fate. None of us wanted to hurt the last person, but it happened. I believe you because I love you. Let's cherish each other!

37: All the reasons and explanations are powerless. I choose to wait for your forgiveness silently.

Baby, I can't see your message or hear your voice. It's so quiet. My heart is crying, I can't live without you, because you are already a part of me!

You may not have seen me angry, but don't think I have no temper.

1. The warmest place is never the heart, but the bed.

When you cover your mouth, you worry that it will come out of your eyes.

2. May you be strong enough not to be spoiled by others, but still lucky enough to be spoiled by others.

Everyone is happy, but your happiness is often seen by others.

It seems that when you are sad, all the melodramatic sentences are tailored for yourself, and all the stories can be empathetic.

6. If you don't push yourself, you have no idea how good you are.

7. Don't say that you will miss it after you leave; Anyway, we are still friends after breaking up. Leave a place, the scenery will no longer belong to you; If you miss someone, that person has nothing to do with you.

8. When the wind blows, you should always learn to tremble alone, instead of expecting someone's hand.

9. People are destined to meet two people in their life, one is amazing and the other is gentle.

10. I think life has taught me the cruelest lesson, which is probably to gradually give up dependence on anyone at every most helpless moment.

1 1. It's like a bad movie. You forget it after watching it. If it's too nice, it will expire as soon as you blurt it out.

12. A good story must be set off by sadness to be moving.

13. I am most afraid of meeting my old classmates. What used to be a fight has now turned into a polite smile.

14. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it.

15. I found that sleeping at home until noon is not as good as sleeping for a few minutes in math class; Watching one classic joke after another on the computer is funnier than spitting at the same table; Lying on the sofa eating snacks, but not as happy as everyone sharing a bag of potato chips; Talking aimlessly with a mobile phone to people all over the world is better than talking nonsense for ten minutes after class. If there is no so-called exam in school, I would like to stay in school all my life, where there are you, me and him.

16. There is no such thing as a joke. All jokes have serious elements. Classic Shuo Shuo da quan

17. I want to go to see the snow with you. Maybe it will turn white together accidentally.

18. An umbrella that doesn't belong to me, I'd rather walk in the rain; I won't stay if it doesn't belong to my heart.

19. May every sadness make people feel distressed, and may every indifference be replaced by tenderness.

20. I want my life to be a poem, sometimes simple and sometimes exquisite. Unexpectedly, the days became my songs, sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

2 1. Your wedding dress burned the world like a fire, and later the beauty died in her youth.

22. Most of the things you have been waiting for too long are not what you originally wanted.

23. You may not have seen me angry, but don't think that I have no temper.

24. Sometimes we can't let go, not because of loss, but because of our own efforts.

25. When you are thin and good-looking, and your wallet is full of money you have earned, you will suddenly realize that you have no time to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, to guess things and to ponder over others. If you are in full bloom, butterflies will come, if you are wonderful, arrange naturally.

26. The most difficult stage in life is not that no one understands you, but that you don't understand yourself.

27. If you are right, you don't need to lose your temper; If you are wrong, you have no right to lose your temper.

28. Thank those who give you advice and stay away from those who point at you.

29. Losing your temper just shows that your wisdom and skills are not enough to solve the problems you face.

30. Time will not make people forget the pain, but will only make people get used to it. Sometimes I feel sad not because of what I have done, but because I find that I know nothing.

3 1. You are the sun that I can't embrace. After all, you are the light of so many people.

32. I have experienced the gale in Wan Li. I have lived a life of poetry and wine, but I can't stand your desperate decision to leave.

There is no sunshine in the old city. You and I have a similar dream.

34. From rainy day to sunny day, I passed through mud, wind and you.

35. You are a dream that I have never fulfilled in my poor life. I am a gust of wind that you blew in an instant.

36. It's still sad to mention you, but I don't like it as much as before.

37. I miss you in a very close place, but I look at you in a far place.

38. Maybe you are just a cicada that has been publicized all summer, and an autumn rain is enough to make me forget you.

39. I am willing to drift from place to place first, and then meet you warmly.

40. In spring, I saw autumn leaves and winter snow in Xia Feng, and traveled all over the east foot of Xiling Mountain, but this spring and autumn, Cangshan Mountain was not as beautiful as you.

4 1. Don't wait, just pretend the wind hasn't blown, you haven't been here, and I haven't loved.

42. When the south wind crosses the border, the spring breeze is ten miles, which is not as good as yours.

If you don't know whether you love or not, you won't be so greedy.

44. You are the scenery of others, but my eyes are moist.

45. I'd like to give you a window seat so that you can see the whole country, if you want to go on a long trip with me.

46. The happiest thing is that you gently called and I just answered it.

47. You said: Fireworks are easy to get cold, but they are fleeting. I said: wine is easy to get drunk, but the initial heart is fragile.

48. If you can't walk side by side, pretend to pass by.

49. Dreams that were once warmly woven have now piled up into empty cold air.

50. When you walk, you will be scattered, and your memory will fade; Watch, you are tired and the stars are dim; Listen, I woke up and started complaining; Looking back, I found that you were gone, and suddenly I was confused.