Ask a few jokes, thank you!

When I entered the cell, I was scared, and I didn't say I had turned over a new leaf.

Three prison meals are not enough, and it is the same in all corners of the country.

Six parents only deny discipline, and seven boards only sleep.

Remember all the rules and regulations. None of your friends have arrived.

In fact, (10) it is impossible to upgrade the mountain. If the upgrade is not good, it will be shot down. A colleague asked me yesterday. How to write festivals? I replied. Add a festival section under the grass prefix and remove the grass prefix! All the staff burst into laughter! I haven't replied yet!

2. If you are writing, you can also use: "Drill to the right, drill to the left!"

When my parents quarreled, my father said angrily, "I want to go out!" "

4. One day, eating in a rice noodle shop was slow and hungry. Finally, I couldn't bear to strike the table and roar. I wanted to say no to rice noodles, so I lifted the table!

The result said, "Boss! ! ! ! I'll eat the table without rice noodles! ! ! ! "

After the whole store was silent for 3 seconds, the audience burst into laughter ... shame ... 5. On the way, I mistook someone and slapped him severely. The man turned around and tried to eat me. When I get nervous, I say, it doesn't matter, I admit my mistake. ...

6. Once upon a time, a man named Shuang died, and his family cried sadly and shouted "Shuang" and "Shuang". Others looked surprised and asked, "Why are you crying and shouting?" His family said "awesome" and "awesome"!

7.( 1) The customer said in surprise, "Your thumb is soaked in my soup." The waiter said, "Nothing, I'm used to it. Not hot. "

8. abnormal landlord: which is more cost-effective to raise a dog or a man? Violent reply: Auntie, even if you can treat men as dogs, do you dare to treat dogs as men?