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A Chinese teacher from Shandong Province read aloud to the students.

An ancient poem entitled "Sleeping in Spring" by Lu You requires students to dictate.

The Chinese teacher read aloud as follows

A student dictated the following

Wochun

I was stupid.

Mume smells the flowers,

I have no culture.

Lying on a branch will hurt your ass,

I have a low IQ,

Far away, like water,

Ask me who I am,

Eduardo Chun Lv.

A big donkey.

The coast is green,

I am a donkey,

The coast seems to be green,

I am a donkey,

The coast is like a dark green.

I am a stupid donkey.