Funny sayings recorded by classmates

There are always some weird and funny sentences in classmates’ records. Below I will bring you the content of funny sayings recorded by classmates.

Funny sayings from classmates’ records

1) Name: Damn! Can’t read photos? Who is the editor-in-chief of this classmate’s record? I’ll kill him!!

2) Gender: Look at the photo! Is the editor-in-chief of the classmate record out of his mind? Isn’t it clear just by looking at the photo?

3) Blood type: I don’t know? Don’t do experiments on me !!

4) Hobbies: Too many. The number of hobbies that turned Bill Gates' money into one dollar is probably not as many as mine. However, what is my favorite? As we all know, what do children in the 21st century like best? Of course, going to Internet cafes!

5) Constellation: ***, why are you asking so detailedly? (If it was recorded for your classmates) If someone is of the same sex as you), you are not a homosexual, right?

6) (If your classmate is of the opposite sex to you), I am not handsome, so don’t ask me to be your husband/ Wife?

7) Date of birth: For my own safety, please look at the horoscope and take a guess.

8) Dream: Swallow the sun in one gulp in summer, and pull it out like shit in winter.

9) Of course, there is also ￥￥￥, it is best to drown me (Golden Sea).

10) Play the game crazily for a hundred centuries!! Until the sun is destroyed!!

11) Specialty: I can’t observe myself, I have no brain.

　12) 10. To be honest, you are quite a nice person,

　13) You are good-looking and have a good figure,

　14) No matter when we meet in the future Not meeting,

15) But I will always bless you!

16) Dear, I give you a message:

17) Die early and be reincarnated early !

18) 11. Monitor: Brother, take care of your journey and be safe. This is my last order to you, even though you have never heard an order from me in the four years that I have been under my command.

19) Deskmate: Haha! My nightmare is finally over, I don’t have to sit with you anymore!

20) Music class representative: After you graduate, Don't sing! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves.

21) I am afraid that you will sing wolves to extinction. I am not trying to scare you. The songs you sing can scare wolves to death!

22) The squad leader’s last message: Let’s not see each other again, let’s say goodbye forever!

23) English class representative: If you have the chance to see foreigners, don’t talk to them.

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24) Try to stay as far away as possible, the English you speak can only be understood by Martians!

25) It is another season full of farewell melancholy, but now that communications are so developed and there is the Internet, If you have a phone number

26) I won’t leave you a message!

27) A collection of humorous graduation messages or super humorous classics for middle school students:

28) We Is it an occasional knife in the world?

29) I hope that all that is lost is time

30) There will be a wife in the future!!

31) Eat fat meat every day and be a groom every night.

32) Marry a rich man!

33) I wish everything goes well

34) Come to my house to herd sheep when you have time

35 ) A sentence given to me by a female classmate, I don’t know if it is a compliment or a scolding: ?Except for having a bright and carefree smiling face, you are useless!?

　36) Today’s parting is for Better reunion in the future.

37) Lord Grim, how many people have fought since ancient times?

A selection of funny sayings recorded by classmates

1) If you want to leave, just leave Tell me

2) How do I know you want to leave if you don’t tell me

3) Could it be that I won’t let you go if you tell me

4 ) There is no way I won’t let you go

5) I will tell you:

6) It’s a good trip!

7) If I don’t know You, I might not be so unlucky!

8) Wish you: Early arrival

9) Address: Universe Town, Global Village

10) Blood type ：Ask the mosquito

　11) If you were a meteor, I would wait for you;

　12) If you were a satellite, I would install you;

13) It’s a pity that you are a gorilla, so I can only visit you in the zoo.

14) Boys like you are so rare,

15) But it’s hard to handle all boys like you.

16) It’s up to you. (Applicable to boys)

17) Do everything calmly,

18) Do everything calmly,

19 ) Remember God in everything you do,

20) Wherever you go, don’t tell others that you are crazy!

21) You are so handsome, so cool, it’s incredible Metaphorically,

22) If I lose you, my intestines will turn green.

23) I have lost the courage to live and study cannot continue.

24) Feelings lack sweetness, and the earth has no gravity.

25) In short, there is only one sentence left, I can’t live without you!

26) Professionalism is good, there is no other way

27) A boy left a message to me: Girls like you are so rare, but it’s hard to handle all girls like you. It's up to you.

28) When you see a handsome guy in the future, think of me

29) Can the relationship with you be described by the curve of a higher-order equation?

30) Class teacher Message: Can the relationship with you be described by the curve of a higher-order equation?

31) Message from my best friend in college:

32) For four years, we have gone to and from get out of class together. , go to the library together, prepare cheating notes together, skip classes together to dance, play pranks on boys together, go shopping and watch movies together, buy cheap clothes together, and then wear them together to show off on the tree-lined avenues of the school. ..

33) Dear, is there anyone more similar to us?

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