Things that make people laugh, things that make you laugh hard,

The first one: The female county magistrate and her husband were taking a walk after dinner. They met an old sweetheart on the road and the two embraced warmly. My husband was a little dissatisfied and asked who it was. The female county magistrate replied: I used to be an activist working under me.

Second: The father took his young son to sleep, and the young couple next door were having activities, making a lot of noise. The younger son asked, what is this sound? After thinking deeply, the father replied: This is Japanese, you will understand it when you grow up!

Third: The leader took Xiao San to visit the military port. Looking at the warships in the port, the leader couldn't help but sigh: The money I spent on you is enough to buy three or four warships! The mistress immediately replied: Nonsense, the cannons you hit on me are enough to liberate Taiwan!

Fourth: The little donkey asked the old donkey: Why do we eat hay every day and the cows eat concentrated feed every day? The old donkey sighed: My child, this is really incomparable. We rely on running errands for food, while others rely on breasts for food!

Fifth: The leader took his second son to the unit to play. He couldn't find it for a while, so he asked a female subordinate: Have you seen my dick? The female subordinate lowered her head and whispered: I've always wanted to see it, but you didn't give me a chance!

Sixth: Lao Zhang sells women’s shoes online and the business is good. One day, a beautiful woman directly sent her a photo of her legs and feet, asking Lao Zhang to match her with a pair of boots and a pair of shoes according to the appearance of her legs and feet. Lao Zhang happily did so, and the beautiful woman was also very satisfied. The next day, Lao Zhang added a new business item on the website: selling bras!

Seventh: The brother-in-law was carrying his sister-in-law across the river. The sister-in-law accidentally bumped into her brother-in-law’s little brother and asked what it was? My brother-in-law said it was Pleasant Goat! After feeling a little interesting, the brother-in-law touched the inside of his sister-in-law's thigh and asked: What is this? The sister-in-law replied: This is Big Big Wolf, which specializes in catching Pleasant Goats!

Eighth: A beautiful woman was swimming in the river, and a shrimp accidentally swam into her vagina. She had to go to the hospital. Without saying anything, a male doctor took out his penis and inserted it into the beautiful woman. The beautiful woman was shocked and asked What does it mean? The doctor replied: It's too complicated to take it out, so I might as well pound it into shrimp paste for you.

Ninth: The female director went home late at night after working overtime. She was suddenly attacked on the way and was taken deep into an alley by two men. A big man said: Don't say anything, I will kill you! The female director smiled: I was scared to death, such a happy thing turned out to be so scary! I thought he was a comrade from the Discipline Inspection Commission!

Tenth: A male colleague said to a female colleague: I put three hundred yuan on the ground. You pick it up and let me insert it at the same time. Is that okay? The female colleague couldn't make up her mind, so she called her husband to ask. Her husband thought: How long will it last? He probably won’t even be able to take off his pants, so he agreed. Half an hour later, her husband called her and asked how the situation was. But I heard my wife panting and saying: This pervert, he, he, he put all the coins! ! !