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I played a joke on myself at your house.
It says it has something to say to me.
I don't want anything, I just want your life's contribution.
4. My love is so humble that you can call it around.
5. It's up to you to decide whether to go forward or backward. Maybe the ending is already doomed.
I would rather laugh naively than cry beautifully.
7. If one day I don't love you anymore, the vast sea will lose its waves, the rushing water will return to the snowy mountains in the west, there will be no stars shining in the beautiful night sky, and the sunshine will lose its colorful light!
8.[ Complaining that scar rebleeding is attributed to voluntary and unnecessary collapse]
9, the wind on the top of the mountain, whistling past, you seem too indifferent.
10, in your eyes, I am a joke, so why should I be so mean to myself and let you make fun of myself?
1 1. When we were young, we always regarded liking as deep love, and not being willing to let go.
12, let sadness stand in sadness.
13, I hope I never let you know that I love you.
14, my goddess will get the certificate with me tomorrow.
15, men and women in love, no one is more precious than anyone else, what is priceless is that the other party gives you respect, which is commendable.
16, [How many people say they can't live without you, and then where are they]
17. Did I kill someone or set fire to make you dislike me so much?
18, heartbroken without trace, I touched the sky, but I can't touch you.
19. At the wedding, the master of ceremonies asked the bride and groom who would be in charge of the family in the future, and the master would take a step forward. The bride will not move with a smile, and the groom will take the initiative to take a step back.
No matter what happens, it should not be a reason for us to give up.
I am just an accident to you, but you are a kind of love to me!
1. There are two me in the world, one pretending to be happy and the other really sad.
2. Don't make up for wasting your fate with love, and let the unsuitable person take away the best of you.
3. Only when things have changed can people know how to miss; We always miss the real thing when we least understand it.
You are at a loss in the crowd, but I am behind you, holding out my hand for fear of making mistakes and withdrawing my hand for fear of missing it.
5. Life is a choice and a kind of giving up. People who can choose freely are happy, and the heart that can give up moderately is free and easy!
6. What I fear most is the strangeness after deep friendship, the pain after seriousness, the use after trust and the indifference after gentleness.
7. Being lovelorn at the age of 20 is not terrible. The terrible thing is that I didn't begin to fall in love until I was thirty.
8. Some people should forget it. People don't care about you, why should they be wronged? No matter how painful and sad they are, people will never see you or sympathize with you. If you give up, you should not regret it. You shouldn't remember it if you lose it. Put down what should be put down and quit the drama without ending. Don't be confused, don't be trapped in love, don't be afraid of the future, don't miss the past, so be safe.
9. Life is actually very simple. Fight for what you like, cherish what you get and forget what you lose.
10. We are too young to talk about forever. The longer we explain, the bigger the lie.
1 1. Don't explain yourself to anyone. People who love you won't mind, and people who hate you won't believe it.
12. Isn't everyone like this? They are clear-headed when comforting others, and they can't extricate themselves immediately when they encounter difficulties. They all understand the truth, but they are just emotional and the story is too provocative.
13. I was just an accident for you; You are my lover.
14. May you strive to be loved all your life, have everything you want, and let go of everything you can't get.
15. What you pay now will be a kind of precipitation, and they will pave the way silently, just to make you a better person.
16. There are some things that we couldn't understand when we were young. When we understand, we are no longer young.
17. Many times, we are not really strong, but forced to be strong.
18. I would rather run around and be knocked down countless times than take the right path all my life.
19. If you can't find a reason to insist, find a reason to start over. Life is so simple.
20. Staying up late is because you don't have the courage to end the day, and lying in bed is because you don't have the passion to start the day.
Our love is unforgettable to me, but it's just a passing sight to you.
I don't want to teach you how to cherish by leaving. People who don't trust me are gone. How can I stay?
You are an old man I can't go back to.
A person is not alone, but when he misses someone.
Obviously, no one is waiting for me. I often go back to do something.
I am learning to live alone and quietly.
Time flies so fast that we are always in tears for fear of losing it.
No one dares to say that the road he has traveled in his life is the best for him.
It turns out that youth is so fragile that it can't be retained.
Our love is the scenery you pass by.
I know that good memories are like handcuffs that imprison me to death.
Accustomed to a person, I don't need you.
I am far away, no story, no her.
Missing is always just missing with sadness.
There is no unfinished story in the world, only an immortal heart.
You are cured and extremely painful.
Indifference will exhaust all one's enthusiasm.
I finally lost you in the crowd.
It really doesn't matter whether we can be together in the end.
Then we will never meet, miss or owe each other again.
Maybe people who love to laugh are suffering in the most beautiful way.
When we are young, we always fall in love with the wrong person seriously.
Passion and October love-for me, you are my world.
If I had to choose again and again, I would still choose the bad guy who received the text message. Although this bad guy often bites my mouth, hits my back and drinks my sour water, I am intoxicated in my heart!
You are as beautiful as a peony, and I like you; You are as pure as a lily, and my heart yearns for it; You are as fragrant as cloves and flow into my heart; This short message wrote down my feelings, I love you!
Not everything can be liked by everyone, but money is done; Not everyone can receive my message, but you did it; Not all people can fit into my heart, but only you can.
Your gentle personality, let me instantly move; Your beautiful face makes me dream; Your melodious piano sound reminds me of tea and rice; SMS tells you that I love you, and I am willing to continue my life under your influence.
I want to open a flower in my heart, with sincere soil, gentle sunshine, humorous fertilizer and considerate water drops, let the flower grow unscrupulously and let this faint fragrance fill the whole life. Will you be my flower seed?
Spring rain makes the world green, and it also revives my tenderness for you. The spring rain took away the sandstorm and brought my thoughts of you. Spring rain, your rain is the root of my love!
Love is actually taste. If you want true love, you must find someone with similar taste and excellent taste. And you are the one I have been looking for for for a long time. I wonder if you would like to taste a rich and sweet life with me?
God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, because she wants us to know how to cherish when meeting the right one!
Summer is coming, send you chrysanthemum tea to clear away heat, send you pleasing flowers, send you inverter air conditioner, and send you sunshade. Have a cool summer!
If you are unhappy, please don't frown, but keep smiling, because someone is in love with your smile.
If I don't love you as much as you think, it doesn't mean I don't love you wholeheartedly.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I can be before you.
To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world.
If it rains, I will be the first person to open an umbrella for you; If I travel, I will not hesitate to accompany you; If you want 999 roses, I will send them right away, so that love will accompany you forever!
I take a pinch of green tea forward, borrow a spring water from later generations and cook a pot of hot spring tea for you. What transpires is the faint fragrance of life, and what is dense is the faint bitterness of love. It's enough to have you as a confidant in my life!
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