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Pick up hot chicks Routine of 222 Love Stories with Local Flavor (8 sentences in total)
? 2. "You must have failed" and "Otherwise, how could you be a perfect score in my heart"
? Can you teach me how to pack jiaozi? I'm a little stupid, and everything I do is easy to reveal. I like you, too ~
? 4. "Is your mother surnamed Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is …" "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"
? I was born and lived in the south, planted in your hands, and finally I have been to different places.
? 6. I went to buy oysters. On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So this is called oysters like mud
? 7. I was going to walk the rivers and lakes, but I thought I could stop for a while when I met you.
? 8. Don't let me see you, or I'll like you once.
? 9. Can you play the guitar? No, then how did you strike a chord with me?
? What do you belong to? You belong to me.
? 11. Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it hot? I'll feed you.
? 12. There is no end to the sea of misery. It's me!
? 13. I am capable, but I can't do one thing. What? Won't leave you.
? 14. I'll do a magic trick for you. What have I done? I like you more.
? 15. Do you know what my weakness is? It's your fault.
? 16. "I don't think you are suitable for dating", "Why" and "Suitable for marriage."
? 17. I am as sure as a gun. Why? Without a kiss.
? 18. I have been looking for a shop recently. What shop? Your call.
? 19. "Do you know why I caught a cold?" "Because you caught a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all."
? 2. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like% of me.
? 21. "Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate."
? 22. Do you smell anything? No, the air is sweet when you come out.
? 23. Cloudy days in Karen Mok, rainy days in Stefanie and sunny days in Jay Chou are not as good as chatting with me.
? There is a rumor recently that I like you. I want to clarify that it is not a rumor.
? 25. I don't look at the stars and I don't look at you, so you and the stars are in the dark.
? 26. This is the Forbidden City, this is the White House and this is my husband. This is egg-wrapped rice, this is fried rice, and this is my heart arsonist. This is a man, this is a woman, and this is my sweetheart. This is cotton wool, this is catkin, and this is my mother's son-in-law. This is purple potato, this is sweet potato, and this is where I belong. This is the cosmic world, this is the underwater world, and this is my world. This is scallop, this is scallop and this is my little baby.
? 27. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? It's your fault.
? 28. I am very stingy, except for you, strawberry, chocolate, ice cream cake, milk, yogurt and soda can win my heart.
? 29. Potatoes can be turned into mashed potatoes, corn can be turned into mashed corn, and I can be turned into my favorite mud.
? 3. It's really beautiful. In the fireworks rain that day, I said I was going to marry you in a floral dress.
? 31. I want to arrest you for intentional homicide.
? 32. I spent the first half of my life wandering around and the second half cooking soup for you.
? 33. "Do you think there is anything special about my hand?" "Not special." "It's certainly not special that you haven't led them."
? 34. Do you smell burning? That's my heart burning for you.
? 35. I would like to be your little tail. I will go wherever you go, enjoy the sunset with you, walk with you in the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and I will follow you and travel all over the world with you all my life.
? Love is not the whole of my life, but you are the whole of my love.
? 37. If love is desperate to pay, then obviously, the other person will not care too much about your feelings. Because a person who cares about you is unwilling to let you get any harm. Therefore, the more you sacrifice for love, the less the other person loves you. It is of course very tiring to love others blindly. And the feeling of being truly loved is actually being favored.
? 38. Do you know why I want to be with you? Because life is a bit bitter, I must add you this candy.
? 39. If you go to a place, there are no doors or windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.
? 4. If I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you with empty hands, expecting your pity. If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.
? 41. I am a vulgar person. I see mountains as mountains and the sea as seas. Only when I see you, the sea of clouds begins to surge and the river tide begins to surge.
? 42. I like the feeling of being bored with you. It's not that there will always be endless topics together, but that I won't feel embarrassed even if I don't talk.
? 43. I am nine and you are three. I am still you besides you.
? 44. Meeting the person you like is like catastrophe for the rest of your life, drifting across the sea and finally seeing land.
? 45. When we fall in love with someone, we actually fall in love with a feeling that only he can give. Don't love a person, because the feeling is gone. If you don't love, you don't love, and it's useless to force it.
? 46. I don't have a story, only this heart that loves you. If you go farther, I will be worried. You see, is my whole person yours?
? 47. I have never given a discount on loving you. Every day I love you deserves my serious attention.
? 48. For me, your name is always the most charming word. Do you know that when I call your name, I am pouring out my deepest feelings?
? 49. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but since I met you, I am willing to turn this cemetery into a garden.
? The best thing I can do for you is to let you know that although the world is bad, you are loved.
? 51. Take you to indulge in all corners of the country, eat all over the streets, play all kinds of Qian Shan, and then come home with me.
? 52. Thank you for letting me have someone I like. Thank you for making me happy.
? 53. I miss you every day, I miss you every night, and I am sad because I don't have you. I miss you all the time. I love you all day, just because I love you with all my heart.
? 54. Search notice. I accidentally left a sincere heart on the person who is reading this message. Please contact me as soon as possible. If you want to take my heart, I will be very happy.
? 55. For you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance, and from then on, I will live a poem with you.
? 56. I have liked you for more than two minutes, and I can't withdraw it.
? 57. If you are the one who will accompany me to the end, the suffering, pain and despair I have experienced before are no longer important. You don't have to be the sunshine in my life, but you must be my destination.
? 58. Do you know what my weakness is? Shortcomings of you.
? 59. I think you should be very busy, so just read the first three words.
? Since I met you, life is short and sweet.
? 61.2.3 Woodenhead, don't move. Sorry, I'm moving. My heart is beating.
? 62. The rest of my life is full of you, and hundreds of millions of stars are not enough.
? 63. The short hair you cut is very beautiful and suits you very well. Your new dress is very comfortable in color and suits you very well. The smell on your body is very soothing and suits you very well. I hope I'm right for you, too.
? 64. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness < P >? 65. Do you know what an accident is? I never thought I would meet you, but I did. I never thought I would love you, but I did.
? 66. Loving you means that when I can't see you, I have a lot to say to you. When you are around, it is good to feel quietly close to you, even if you don't talk.
? 67. Your appearance is like secretly adding a candy in a day as light as boiled water.
? 68. Write your name on the cigarette and breathe it into your lungs, so that it can be closest to my heart.
? 69. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in heavy snow, and my Mr Right to hold hands for the rest of my life.
? 7. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.
? 71. I wake up every morning and see you and the sunshine. This is the future I want.
? 72. I have always forgotten to tell you how lucky I am to meet you. I want to hold your hand one day and propose a toast to all the guests.
? I like you not only because of your appearance, but also because of my appearance when I am with you.
? 74. My life is bohemian and I have never stayed for anyone, but since I met you, I will protect you for the rest of my life.
? 75. What time is it? It's ten o'clock. No, it's the starting point of my happiness.
? 76. If only I could be invisible, I would hide in your pillow, in the December wind and in your pocket.
? 77. Guess my seat? Aquarius is not right, I made it for you.
? 78. If one day I stand by your side without saying a word, don't doubt that I have given you every minute of my life, even the next day.
? 79. I want to hug you across my mobile phone, instead of thinking about you with my mobile phone. I want to have you every morning and evening, instead of you in the photo. There are thousands of love stories, so it is better to be with you.
? 8. You have spring and autumn in your eyes, which is better than all the mountains and rivers I have ever seen and loved.
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