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Funny xiehouyu can kill you.

1, the big girl got into the sedan chair-the first time.

2, dreaming and jumping into the well-a false alarm.

3, two meters tall and one meter legs-longevity.

4, flowering in the dunghill-smelly.

5. The seeds will not emerge in the third month-bad seeds.

6, the old lady swings-life.

7. The little sparrow happily licked the cow-it was really awesome.

8, the restless handle of the big wardrobe-tricks.

9. The dog lifts the curtain-it's all a mouth.

10, the panda ordered takeout-the damage (bamboo shoots) arrived home.

1 1, Doraemon's treasure bag-it can really be loaded.

12, the tailor didn't bring a ruler-on purpose.

13, moldy grapes-full of bad water.

14, a walk in the watermelon field-both sides met the source (circle).

15, Confucius moved-net loss (book).

16, onion mixed with tofu-clear and white.

17, the lights on the plane-brilliant.

18, more men than women-less than the upper, more than the lower.

19, bathing in a boiling pot-acquaintances.

Wear glasses at the age of 20 or 70-an old saying (flowers).