Children-related jokes

Three tadpoles went to the restaurant and saw the waiter bring a plate of braised frogs to the next table. Three tadpoles hugged each other and sang sadly: I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to grow up!

Announcement: Tomorrow is your holiday. Wish you a happy holiday in advance! Please get a lollipop, a snot towel, a pair of open-backed pants and a diaper from kindergarten as soon as possible. Hereby inform!

Mother always pays special attention to Xiao Hao's study. Once, she asked about the result of a math test. "I heard that Lolo got 95 points in this math quiz. How much did you take in the second year of high school? " "I am a little more than him." "Did you get 96 points?" "No, I got 9.5 points."

A child stood by the road with a bottle for a long time. Later, the police came over and asked him, "Little fellow, why are you standing on the side of the road?" "Mom asked me to come out and buy soy sauce," the child said sadly. "She said I couldn't cross the street until the bus passed ..."

On Saturday, I made an appointment with my colleague Leijiacha etc to go fishing. At 9 o'clock in the morning, I called him, and his six-year-old daughter Lulu answered, so I teased her, "Is Director Cheng at home?"

"Director Cheng, he is not at home." Lulu speaks in an adult voice, which is childish.

I was dumbfounded by this answer, and I blurted out, "How did you come here this time? This is clearly agreed ... "

"Wait, uncle, what did you just call my dad?" Lulu didn't hang up, but asked me anxiously.

"What's the matter? I call him Cheng Xiao. What's wrong? "

"Then my father is at home, you wait, I'll call him."

"Huh?" I asked with interest, "Why is your father at home again?"

"Because my dad said." Lulu honestly explained to me: "On weekends, if someone calls Director Cheng, tell him that he is not at home, and wake him up from bed if he wants a ride ..."