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"Four Years in College"

Author: As Light as a Mote

Category: Light and Funny

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< p>The little demon who looks more like a girl than a girl, Guo Rui who speaks clearly and logically, the squad leader who doesn't talk much but is very authoritative, the fat man who can only sleep with Ding Dong in his arms, the little boy who has pimples all over his face Brother Ma, the genetically mutated chopsticks, Lan Tian who speaks Sichuan dialect in his sleep at night, Ping Zi who is shy when seeing girls, although he is the boss of the dormitory, he is an out-and-out boss, and of course Tian Si, who is said to have a dog's nose and eagle ears. Silk, Miaomiao who was covered in water, the super perverted girl He Xiaowen who occasionally came out as a guest star, and of course Computer Class 5 and Communications Class 1, who had a bad relationship for four years. They went crazy, made trouble, were happy and sad in college. , the important thing is to truly live. Of course, emotional credits in college are indispensable.

There were so many fun things in the four years of college, and I felt it was more fun.

"If you are a man, let's duel"

Author: mono (monolife)

Category: Light and funny

Introduction:

Two awkward and cute little gongs and little shou

The awkward little shou and the awkward little gong didn’t like each other the moment they met

It turned out that God was not in his favor

The two were assigned to the same dormitory

From then on, they began to fight openly and secretly

So the two began to bet

As a result, the wrong thing happened at the wrong time many times and was seen by the wrong passers-by

Afterwards, they were regarded as lovers by powerful passers-by, and the wrong misunderstanding was spread by mistake....

Then one day the awkward little Gong discovered that the awkward little Shou was actually very cute, so he started thinking about being mosaic...

"The Battle of Chunyang"

Author: Huang Mingyue

Category: Brotherhood

Introduction:

My name is Jian Chongfan. I have a brother named Jian Chongwen.

My brother and I are twins. Identical twins differ by just two minutes.

No matter what I do, my brother is very good. He is simply the best among people who combine the great unity of heaven and earth. Therefore, everyone from school to family members unanimously recommended him as a model of a perfect boyhood. Of course no one is perfect and my brother has his flaws too. Is imperfect beauty the real beauty? But God is reluctant to add even a trace of failure to such a perfect work. And so I was born. As the other twin, I was born to embody the flaws that should have been my brother's.

But it makes sense to think about it. Twins are like looking in a mirror. When you raise your left hand, the person in the mirror must raise his right hand. Definitely playing devil’s advocate. My brother and I are exactly inside and outside the mirror. He is the advantage, and I am naturally the disadvantage.

Somewhat similar to Lan Lin's brother Gong

"When a Ghost Meets the Queen"

Author: Qiu Li Sang

Category :

Reflections after reading: The story of your noble master, with more H

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The beautiful and seductive Si Yu

The ruthless one Xiao Tong

Obviously two people who are diametrically opposed to each other

How could there be different sparks?

"Xiao Shou Sees the World"

Author: Leng Xuekui

Category: Xiao Bai Shou

Introduction: Shen Muwei, a comparison He is an ordinary high school student. He wears outdated black thick-framed glasses that are at least two centimeters thick on his face. Together with his long and thick bangs, he gives people a gloomy first impression.

Some people may say: Maybe it will look better if you take off the glasses?

Sorry to disappoint you, everyone, this is not a shojo manga.

Under my thick bangs, there are not bright, big, watery, deep eyes like the Rose of Versailles, but small, narrow, single eyelids with no charm at all.

In addition, I also have a snub nose like the stone lion placed in front of the temple. The point is, people’s snub noses are big and fleshy. Even though they are not good-looking, they look good in person. At least it means good fortune in school... But my flat nose is small and round. You can tell by looking at it that it will definitely not bring any color to my black and white life.

There are also lips. I have no idea about whether lips are good-looking or not, but if I use Yin Xuan’s lips as a standard, then I am definitely far behind.

Who told him that his lips were pink, thin, and in good shape...even if he never saw him take care of them?

It’s nothing like mine. Although there’s nothing noteworthy about its shape and size, it tends to dry out and crack in the winter, so whenever the weather gets cold, lip balm becomes the mainstay of my life… …. It’s not an exaggeration, because cracked lips are actually very painful.

Here comes the key point──────I don’t know if I have facial nerve disorder or what. My expressions are less than the average person. Usually I have 24 hours a day. For eighteen hours, I looked like I had just woken up. I didn’t like to laugh or cry. I didn’t even like to move my eyebrows──────ah? You ask about the remaining six hours?

Of course it’s what I really look like when I’m sleeping.

In short, when it comes to my face, only one sentence is enough: congenital deficiency and acquired imbalance.

It is destined to be difficult to have the appearance of a girlfriend.

Forget it, after all, men are not creatures who rely solely on their appearance to earn a living. Because they don’t look very good, there are many boys who are 180cm tall and have an Arnold-shaped figure; or they are 170cm tall, full of bookishness, and take an intellectual route and are still popular.

In addition, thanks to my family’s excellent genetics, I inherited my mother’s baby fat. Although visually it is only a little rounder than the average person, I can’t get rid of the fat and can’t train. Strong, so the Arnold route and the temperament route collapsed in front of me at the same time.

Maybe this is God’s will, so I accept it.

I know that it is this personality and appearance that creates my transparency.

If you want to ask: How many people like Zhuo Jingyi, who have been classmates for so long, still have no impression of me? Then I would answer: It is faster to ask people who have an impression of me.

And I will also tell you: there is only one in front of you────Yan Luoxi.

"The Sorrow of the Acupuncture Boy"

Author: Xiaolou

Category: Funny

Introduction: Laughing from beginning to end, It's a super funny article. Xiaolou's writing style is very humorous and light-hearted. All the poems and allusions in her hands will change the flavor (a sentence floated out: Ah, teach bad students...and then get beaten up). The three protagonists have distinctive and outstanding personalities. They are nymphomaniacs. The cute little Haohao, the violent man Feng Nan who likes to get angry, and the calm and handsome boy Shen Qing. Logically speaking, these three different personalities have already grabbed the limelight, but the appearance of such an all-round and exquisite Tang Zhen made a big difference. Pile of fans and snatch them away...Ah, you are so strong... I wonder if your mother is also so BT to get you out?

"Abnormal Supernatural School" (1-9) Author: Bat

Category: Supernatural, Funny

Introduction: In this world, there are many ghosts and monsters. There are many kinds of things. Although most people cannot see them and therefore do not take them as the same thing, the things that exist always exist anyway.

Just like humans, there are good and bad ghosts. They were not originally residents of this world, but they stayed here for various reasons. It's fine if they don't cause trouble, but most ghosts like to joke, and many of the jokes they make are intolerable to humans -

For example, when you get up in the morning, you have to I went to the toilet, and there was a ghost squatting in the toilet.

Are you coming? Still not going?

Most people have only one choice - to pass out.

This has led to chaos in the order of human society. Especially in the past few hundred years, more and more people have supernatural abilities, and the number of people who can see ghosts has also been increasing year by year. Naturally, people suffering from The chance of heart disease is also 34.156% higher than in the past...

In order to prevent this situation from getting worse, the government finally began to approve special psychic schools to cultivate outstanding psychic talents. Maintain the balance between the spiritual world and the human world.

What we are going to tell is a story that happened in one of the psychic schools...

"Tragic College Life"

Author: Feng Nong

Category:

Introduction: A smile as bright as the sun, cheerful no matter what bad things happen to you.

A handsome guy with a face that is popular nowadays and makes girls scream, and can't let anyone lose their temper with him.

He Yongqi is tall, handsome, with first-class figure and dazzling appearance.

He is my aunt’s precious son, my cousin, and my college roommate.

Why should I go to the same university as him, or even be in the same class? If my little aunt had given birth to him two years earlier instead of having him only fifteen days older than me, I would have been extremely grateful.

Why did my mother arrange for us to live in an apartment through connections?

Why does everyone think I have an obligation to take care of this apparently smart but actually the most idiotic idiot I have ever seen?

On the first day I moved into the apartment, I sighed at least a hundred thousand reasons.

"Cousin, do you see my shoes?"

"Cousin, are these sheets prepared by the school? How to use them?"

"Cousin Brother, can you adjust the hot water for bathing?"

"Cousin..."

"The Encounter of a Biology Class Representative"

Author: Qingyin

Category: Happy Enemies

Introduction: In front of me, there is such a test question:

The representative creature of the Antarctic Circle: the polar bear.

I'm out of my mind. (Reading:) Polar bear, polar bear, polar bear, polar bear...

Polar bear, polar bear, tell me, what did I do wrong? (Polar Bear: What did I do wrong again?) Why? Why should I spend my beautiful and brilliant youth on such an idiot. You know, for a high school student, the second year of high school is such a critical year! Why should I waste such precious time on the idiot sitting across from me...

I solemnly swear: I will never do it again in the next life, and the next life... Anyway, except in this life, I will never do it again. What bullshit biology class represents. Instead of being a biology class representative, it would be more satisfying to be a pig!

You don’t understand what happened? Well, let’s rewind to three days ago and see what happened?

………………………………………………(Rewind ING)

"The Last Winner"

Author: Lihua Yanyu

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Category: Handsome, ordinary, sadistic and deeply in love

Introduction: A rich young master and a poor student. Two people who shouldn't have crossed paths changed their lives because of a bet. Let's see who can become the final winner in the entanglement of love and hate.

"Teacher, please love me!" 》

Author: Youyu

Category: Nianxiagong

Introduction: This world must be abnormal

Otherwise, it would be impossible for someone like Ouyang Ji to step onto the podium

What is even more frightening is his group of "cute" students...

The road ahead is difficult and dangerous. Too bad

Anyway, take care, Teacher Ouyang

"The College Life of Homosexuals"

Author: Michael Dance

< p>Category: Warm Qingshui Literature

Introduction: Wedge

In early August, I got the admission notice from the university.

I am a very impatient person, but everything is slow and slow. When my mother gave birth to me, she was a month more worried and scared than the due date. As soon as the college entrance examination was over, it turned out that several of my buddies in high school had received their admission notices, and I was one month later than others. It was not easy for me to get the notices one by one until I was about to register.

It is also worth saying a few words about the university I am going to. This is an all-boys school in the southern suburbs of Beijing, so I was destined to spend my beautiful adolescence in this big-ass place, mixing in people who were as old as me, playing football every day and getting sweaty all over my body. Among the older men who are not gentle and slender at all.

It sounds a bit tragic, but...if it were me, it wouldn't be too difficult to deal with.

No, no, no, I am definitely not gay, and I have no bad taste in having sex with creatures of the same gender as myself.

Although I also know that my situation is not something worth bragging about or being beautiful, I have no intention of hiding it.

I am a gay man - I have been beautiful for 6 years!

"The Little Devil is Difficult"

Author: Yuan Ruan

Category: Supernatural

Introduction: I am the number one genius in the underworld Guizhao is the little King of Hell who has changed his mind after hearing the news. He is a figure that has been coveted by the three giants of the underworld and the seven kings of the demon world for a long time. Why should I return to the world to protect an ordinary human being?

What? Is he the heir to the Demon King from another world? So what? ! What? Do you want me to meet him first before making a decision?

We meet when we meet. If I don’t believe what he is, what can he do to me? !

......

"When Taekwondo Meets Rogue Kung Fu"

Author: Lian Yang

Category: Teachers and students, non-young< /p>

Introduction: Teachers and students, not in the next year.

The story of a rogue uncle and a cold and stubborn boy.

Copywriter: ...Well, I admit that the basic character design of this article comes from the King of Net, from Nanjiro and Akutsu, who is very close to my family.

"If I Like You, I Will Bully You"

Author: Universe

Category: Childhood Sweethearts, Funny

Copywriter: Remember a Philosopher Said: There is only one way to achieve happiness, which is to change your mood.

A relaxing diary of two little guys.

The witty words of two mothers.

I hope it can make readers happy and bring happiness to everyone.

"Don't Break Me"

Author: Qingliang Crystal

Category: Sinister Funny

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The story of a sinister villain breaking up a crooked villain

Protagonist: Mo Ge, Xu Zhiwen

"Each One Gets What You Need"

Author: Red Grapefruit

Category:

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After solving the personal problem, Han Hui breathed a sigh of relief and was about to open the door and go out when he suddenly took a breath nose, making a disgusting and intoxicated expression, and then started touching himself on the body.

Damn it, where did you put it? After groping for a long time but still unable to find anything, Han Hui leaned against the door in frustration. He had an idea and knocked on the wooden baffle with a bit of playfulness: "Brother, can I lend you a cigarette?"

There was no movement next door for a long time. Just when Han Hui almost gave up and began to condemn his boring behavior in his heart, a pale hand stretched out from under the baffle, held firmly between his slender and beautiful index finger and middle finger. A red pagoda mountain, the nails are cut short and very clean, like an artist.

A cigarette brought them together, but how long will this fate last?

"When We Have No Way Out"

Author: Huaisha

Category: True Stories of International Students

Introduction: A plain and true article with a touch of helplessness.

As the author said: "Hemingway said that the world is so beautiful that it is worth fighting for. I only agree with the second half." The fate of the protagonist may be a little unhappy, but they have been struggling.

"If This Isn't Love"

Author: Chengchuan

Category: Love Rivals Become Lovers, Attacking and Receiving

Introduction: The two protagonists are both extremely strong, like thunder from the sky stirring up fire on the earth, like enemies created by three generations of bad fate. They fight each other when they meet, get entangled, beat until they are bruised and bedridden, beat until they vomit blood and are hospitalized, beat until they are raped. , fight until you are willing.

"Crazy Game"

Author: Chu Yunmu

Category:

Introduction: This is a true story story. He and he are as ordinary as all of us; this is another false story, and there will never be such a relationship in the world.

"Did you just tell the truth?"

"I have never lied to you."

"Then you and I... these two years - "What?"

"Didn't you tell me before? As far as you are concerned, this is just a crazy game.

“We know too little about love”

Author: Xiao Xiaoai

Category: sadistic + gay writing + beautiful plot + HE< /p>

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I want a lot of love, if not, I want a lot of money......

"Watching Chess without Speechless"

Author: Su Te

Category: Attacking and Suffering

Introduction: Although we are childhood sweethearts, we don't see anything special about it. , just like this, you can’t stand me and I ignore you~~

Junior high school, high school, and college have been here forever. When did it start? The two of them quietly paid attention to each other and cared about each other~< /p>

The two always firmly believe that as long as they don’t take the last step, they are not perverts==

They are not guys. You should leave your country and I will marry my wife~

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Why I still can’t let go.

Author: Smiling Cat

: Warm and funny

Introduction: Xiao Gong is Xiao Shou's teacher, and he also loves Xiao Shou deeply and dotes on him very much, but Xiao Shou has always been lukewarm. How could Xiao Gong give up and keep being influenced by him? Little suffering, until he accepts himself

"Being a teacher by example"

Author: Xiaosheng

Category: Teacher and student, junior year

Introduction: Although Song Chunchun, a teacher at a key high school, is a bit clumsy, he is generally living a smooth and carefree life.

Unfortunately, he accidentally offended the chubby director. So he was relegated to a private high school with a lot of money.

Most of the students here were children of rich people, and that was all. The bad boy came out of trouble

Then the tragic life of spring begins...

"The First Year of the Freshman"

Author: honest< /p>

Category:

Introduction: A classic of gay campus literature, adapted from the author’s personal experience.

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It’s really good. They hugged each other calmly in the sunshine, and Xiaoyu couldn't hide his unforgettable envy.

It's great that they can let everyone in the world know that they are in love and share their happiness.

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But, my love, I can only let my eyes reveal my deep affection for you in the dark night, and I can only whisper that I love you in a deserted corner.

< p>"The Beloved Little Ghost Series"

Author: Bunny

Category: Supernatural

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Legend for a long time There used to be a human who lived in Jixue Mountain who achieved enlightenment and was invited by Heaven.

Xueqiu became a spirit in this precious land, and he also hoped that one day he could be ranked in the Immortal Class like that senior. The snow-capped mountains are his territory and no one is allowed to touch them!

It’s just who is so brave! He dared to cut down the three ginkgo trees that Uncle Snowball loved most, and what was even more outrageous was that he also moved all the furniture in his cave! hateful! If it doesn't take revenge, won't the other party treat it as a sick fox? It's just...he's just a stupid scholar, why can't it get close to him?

"I have an amulet. Monsters who have evil thoughts towards me will never get close to me." Hehe... As long as it can take the opportunity to get close to the scholar who wants to study monsters,

get the amulet. , couldn't you just blow him up into a pig's head to avenge the treasure tree furniture being taken away? ?

When the quirky but extremely innocent Snow Fox meets the scholar who appears to be very neurotic but is actually very scheming, the truth of the matter is definitely not as simple as Snowball sees.

The first part of Bunny's "Dear Little Ghost" series, it's a shame to miss the wonderful story.

"TMD University Life" + Extras

Author: Luo Ge

Category:

Introduction: Ye Huai, Ye Huai, you Why Ye Huai...

A nice little white article~ In fact, when I first read this article, I thought it was ordinary, but after reading it, I can see the meaning!

The main attraction is the character. Everyone will fall in love with the little guy who is usually expressionless and has no muscles, but his eyes light up as long as he eats, and he can forget everything (including what he is doing...) ! ! !

"Low Speed ??Love" by Nv Nv Ting

Hey, miss me Jinjiang. From childhood to adulthood, I have everything I want. I have no shortage of money, women, and reputation. How. What a perfect life! It would be even better if the fat woman and the smelly dad didn’t force me to go to school. Just study. Why did the person I found for tutoring be so shy, shy, and... ordinary... But after getting along with him, I realized that he He is a good person, and the more I look at him, the more I think he has a nice smile. I am convinced, I just like him if I like him. But, God, why are shy people so hard to chase...

"Passing Dragonfly" Author: MS Passerby

Copywriter:

Well, This time I want to write about modern campuses. There are some scenes that I want to write down before I forget them.

Maybe it will be dull, maybe it will be funny, maybe it will have a touch of regret, this is how youth comes, I hope I can still be excited.

Well, it is destined to be a less popular type of article. I only hope that I can calm down my heart and slowly, bit by bit, describe a slightly different youth. Don't be impetuous, don't be radical, just calm down and write well~

"Enemies Watching Each Other Again" by Holding Hands and Blowing Flowers

I am definitely not that fucking glass, the so-called gay is the kid next to me I have been secretly coveting myself for so many years, the innocent and good boy of the new century, the beautiful young man of the motherland. Although I occasionally fight, say dirty words, and dream about kissing a small mouth, I am still a fucking virgin. It is rare to have one. Girls admire me like this, but I was framed by a brat, and I ended up like this, but I was fucking wronged...