A collection of funny personality quotes for self-entertainment

1. After tomorrow, eight days of classes will end. You must get enough sleep on Saturday. Even if there is a fire, you will never get up.

2. Give me a pillow , I can sleep for a century.

3. Your face has become a globally famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

4. What heartless person has never had a time when he had to sacrifice his heart and soul for someone? 5. A female man can act like a lolita and act cute, man.

6. When the girls in the class turned around, all the boys in the class jumped off the building.

7. He was so happy that he married Lonely as his companion, and then he had a child named Memories.

8. If being handsome is a mistake, I would rather make the same mistake again and again.

9. It is said that people with big faces cannot use touch-screen phones because they will hang up the phone if they smile

10. Women like bad-looking men, not long ones. A broken man

11. Wherever I fall, I lie down

12. You will never see me when I am loneliest, because you are the only one who is not with me I am the loneliest when I am around you

13. Valentine’s Day is here, walking on the street, being single is king and the focus is.

14. I love you only through the mouth and not through the heart﹋

15. It was the afternoon of the hoeing day, so class was really hard. A small shabby book can last a whole morning.

16. Live in a coward, live in a cowardly way, and live in a cowardly state.

17. I admire myself so much that sometimes when I look in the mirror, I kowtow to myself.

18. During class, the teacher suddenly said, those who are sleeping should stop talking, and those who are talking should wake up.

19. Buying a computer without access to broadband is like a waste of food and wine. I was ready but became a monk before eating.

20. Live as a great person, and die as a master. Since ancient times, no one has died and will continue to do homework in the next life.

21. In addition to teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

22. I want the water to flow, but I also feel like peeing for no reason, pee pee.

23. Instead of reading Chinese for half a year, it is better to chat on QQ for half a year.

24. You cannot miss yourself, you cannot take care of your pain, you cannot obtain your own results, and you cannot give yourself happiness.

25. It is undeniable that mosaics are the biggest obstacle to the progress of human nude art in this century!

26. Don’t look at my face, think of yourself as a palette.

27. It is a quiet night, and I am alone, listening to the pendulum swinging indifferently. Darkness and sleep enveloped the earth, and everything was silent.

28. It turns out that if you want to embrace yourself, you must first lower yourself

29. I have a dream, which is to be as thin as a shadow. Do all fat girls have this ideal?

30. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.

31. No matter how many tears you give me, the indifference you give me

32. Don’t be obsessed with Guo Guo, who is just a fried rice cook.

33. No one has the obligation to live for another person, and no one understands you better than your parents

34. Now my computer and I are on the verge of collapse.

35. Fat, why are you always so persistent with me?

36. If I can do it, I will take it and you will get it;

37. The poor nun once looked back and smiled, and the abbot was fascinated

38. "Master" , I dreamed that I was lovelorn, so sad." "Don't worry, dreams and reality are opposite, you can't find a girlfriend.

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39. What heartless person has never had to sacrifice his heart and soul for someone? 40. Taking his girlfriend to the amusement park to ride a roller coaster, someone else’s girlfriend: Ah ~Ah~ It’s so scary! My girlfriend: Ouch, Ouch!

41. You can take it, I’ll take it;

42. Love at first sight! , it’s not the love, it’s the face. . .

43. I once passed by someone and almost made a brick.

44. First line: Maybe it seems; Second line: But it may not be impossible.

45. Sadness turns left, happiness arrives.

46. From now on, I will apply for two buttons. In the future, they will be able to show off their grades to their friends.

47. The highest level of work is to watch others work and receive other people’s wages.

48. There is an impenetrable line of defense in everyone's heart

49. Sitting on the title of big breasts, enjoying the treatment of a second wife!

50. I am smiling to the sky. , I went to bed after laughing. There are too many liars, and there are obviously not enough fools.

51. It’s mine, don’t move it, if it’s not mine, leave it alone.

52. When the girls in this class turned around, all the boys in the class jumped off the building

53. Classmate, I will pay you back the two tea eggs I owe you next semester

54. . The world is too big, but I still met you, the world is small, but I still lost you

55. You are not Lin Daiyu, don’t imitate others’ cute and funny personality comments for your own entertainment

Cute and funny version of personality talk for your own entertainment

1. The famous girl I love has a wife, and she loves me terribly.

2. She is shameless a lot. Yes, that’s called having a strong psychological quality.

3. I’m not familiar with Wu Bai, but his brother Erbaiwu is very familiar with me.

4. I think it’s good to know you in such a big world. Unfortunately.

5. The function of the alarm clock is to remind me to change my sleeping position.

6. In today’s society, it is more important to use the toilet than to hold toilet paper! > 7. What matters when quarreling on QQ is not the accumulation of swear words, but the speed of typing.

8. The three great men in the heirs are all Cancers!

9. For many people, cutting hair is equal to disfigurement!

10. I hope that those who read this sentence will give birth to sons as cute as Kimi.

11. How could I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lights?

12. It’s not scary to be disconnected, but it’s to happen one after another.

13. Having long hair and a waist is just a bucket waist

14. It doesn’t matter if your mind is empty, just don’t get wet

15. Go your own way Let others tell you the way to go! Eat your own food and let others spit it out!

16. I will not offend others unless they offend me. If someone offends me, I will drive them crazy.

17. Today’s juniors and juniors are getting shorter every time, more frustrated than ever before, and more awkward than ever before.

18. When I was a child, my family had no money, so I would always fly a kite with a plastic bag tied behind a rope.

19. I hope that one day we can become strangers again, and then we can get to know you again. Look at how I can kill you!

20. When doing chemistry experiments in class, our teacher said: "Did the students in the front row buy insurance?"

21. Why did the little magic fairy transform? It took so long that the bad guys didn't attack her.

22. Don’t panic if you cheat, just pretend if you are caught.

23. It is harder to kill a Q pet than to kill a person.

24. The one that is worn is more dangerous than the other, and the one that is long is safer than the other.

25. As soon as your hand holds the mouse, you lose the will to do your homework.

26. It is said that if you hand in a blank paper, you will get three points, which is called a clean paper.

27. I originally wanted to make a splash in this midterm exam, but when the test papers were handed out, I decided to hide my strength.

28. Two academic masters, two academic masters, test high, test high! One didn't write his name, and the other didn't fill in the answer sheet. It's so happy, so happy!

29. “Is my face oily?” “Reflected, can’t see clearly”

30. There are three possibilities for girls suffering from insomnia: 1. Missing their boyfriend; 2. Missing the boy they have a crush on. ; 3. Eat too much

31. When the teacher asks me to answer a question in class, I always say: "Teacher, please read the answer again and I will see if it is correct."

32 , If you want to leave, I won’t stop you. If you want to die, I will help you!

33. I love snacks the most, but if someone offers snacks in exchange for EXO, I will say without hesitation, no, that’s my life

34. I When I get angry, I want to buy something. When I buy something, I have to spend money. When I spend money, I get less money. When I get less money, I get angry.

35. If anyone burns my sister’s paradise, I will surely stew her wings.

36. "You have a chapped lip." "Forgot to put on lip balm." "I have it on my lips. Can you share some?"

37. The most miserable person in the world The thing is: when I was shopping for delicious food, I met a foodie at the same table.

38. As soon as I leave Wifi, I feel like my phone is useless.

39. My deskmate is a top student, and he has an unparalleled talent in handling the teacher. Even if I get scolded by the teacher one day, he can take me to Demacia!

40. I don’t envy Little Putao for kissing EXO. I’m not blind, how can I not envy him! Ah, I am truly envious and jealous! A happy and personalized signature for self-entertainment

1: I’m afraid that one day the touch I bring to you will not be with you until the end

2: He Yichen said: Zhao Mosheng, you Running so slowly, how did I let you catch up in the first place?

3: The person I like, he has a whole body of warmth

4: You are crazy without me and I am strong without you

5: Those smiling eyes are not suitable for frowning

6: I know that I can’t say such touching love words to please you

7: It’s a shame not to bother your ex. Respect

8: I used personal experience to explain that it is better to be friends than lovers

9: Even if I am in a bad mood, I can’t help but smile when I think of you

10: The whole world knows that I like you, are you a pig?

11: I dreamed about my boyfriend. Dreams are reversed. Are you saying that my boyfriend dreamed about me?

12: Do you think you are just bad at math? In fact, you are bad at every subject, but especially math.

13: kan wan bu zou ni hui xing fu

14: I cross I have crossed the mountains and the sea but cannot cross the huge crowds in the dining hall

15: Is it happy to only smell him?

16: "The rebellion in my youth is no match for my sister's childhood." Period of grumpiness! 』

17: I realized that the bride meant to take over his mother’s place and take care of her son.

18: The highest level of friendship is that in the eyes of others, you are gay

19: Everyone must have played the magnet, but you can’t buy it for 100

20: What is gentleness? Gentleness is when you pick up tofu with chopsticks

21: Your avatar is too ugly and too boring. I don’t want to communicate with you and don’t want to make friends with you

22 : I will use my results to prove how much fun I have had in the past five months

23: After all, we have been in each other’s hearts for such a long and beautiful time

24: We are finally together I lost to time. Speaking in human language, I didn’t have time to review! !

25: The stranger who has not been with each other since old age is not considered the long-term love you gave.

26: The person who gets married ten years later is the one I fell in love with when I was sixteen or seventeen years old. How proud people are

27: You should be glad that although I am not looking for you, I can stay in a separate group

28: Give me He Yichen and I will be like Zhao Mosheng's brave love

29: Sisters are boyfriends who care more about themselves than themselves.

30: It’s been so long since I’ve held a girl’s hand that even picking up a pickled pepper chicken feet feels so tender and delicate that I can’t even swallow it.

31: I really miss you suddenly appearing in front of me. Then I hold you and tell you how much I miss you.

32: Remember the name of the person I love is Yang Zhipo. Can you confess to me three times?

33: Teacher, you are so awesome. You know that we don’t listen, but you still have to pretend to be strong and keep talking.

34: If you date someone with a big circle, you won’t have to eat for the rest of your life just to be jealous.

35: If you are willing to peel it off layer by layer...I don't want to

36: Only cold water can quench your thirst, and the truth can move people

37: [I selfishly want your happiness all because of me]

38: [You are my sunshine, the sunshine that I can’t refuse even if I want to]

39 : Don’t persuade me to give up even though I love you

40: If a person I hate confesses his love to me, I won’t hate him anymore, because I can’t refuse a discerning person.

41: The best person will embrace all your insecurities at the intersection

42: At first glance, you don’t look very good, but when you get closer, you look worse than at first glance. Woolen cloth!

43: Not everyone is like He Yichen who can stay lonely for a long time.

44: [Afraid of being separated from your good friends and not getting used to it]

45: What unforgettable lies have you experienced since you were a child? Let’s keep the New Year’s money for you first

46: Look at me, I can wrap my arms around your neck by standing on tiptoes, and I can stick to your heart by leaning on you with my flat shoes. Look at how well suited we are.

47: [The story of Snow White tells us that the company of seven losers for several years is not as good as a kiss from a rich and handsome man.]

48: I have missed you for so long

49: What does it feel like to suddenly hate someone... I don’t even want to give him half of a spicy stick!

50: We have agreed to grow old together, but you can’t secretly do the baking.

51: The happiest time is when you are around and there is a blue sky

52: Don’t leave me and I can’t finish this journey alone

53: We didn’t talk about it but used the couple’s online name and couple’s avatar.

54: Neighbors whose WiFi is not encrypted are good neighbors.

55: I thought there was nothing wrong with staying. I thought you would understand if I was sad

56: Girls should not look for too handsome boys to be their boyfriends. Handsome boys should be left to men

57: Except for mutual joy, all deep love is sad

58: If you grow old overnight, I will still love you as before

59: The best The state of a couple is probably to get along as good friends but protect you as a boyfriend

60: I know that some people will leave me, no matter whether I want to face them or not

61: Avril Lavigne said that only women can tell who is a bitch. .

62: After hearing a joke told by others, I couldn’t stop laughing and told the joke to my deskmate. As a result, even the air became cold. Humorous sentences to entertain myself

1. Stop saying that I am your baby, I am your only one, I am your most important person, silly child, I am your father.

2. If you are single, you should not go out when the road is icy in winter, because if you fall, it will freeze into pieces of ice.

3. When you feel that you are ugly, poor and worthless, don’t despair, because at least your judgment is right.

4. You on the other end of the phone always laugh so crazy when you are happy, and I listen to you on the other end of the phone so crazy.

5. The ancient times were great. If you bear too much pressure, you will become a monster, a demon, or a god. But in modern times, if you bear too much, you will become mentally ill.

6. Flowers bloom like a sea, and longing becomes a disaster. If you don't come, I will grow old.

7. If you are born with beauty, why should you be bright? If you are born with delicious food, why should you be fat? If you are born with bangs, why should you be born with strong wind? If you are born with me, why not be my partner?

8. Watching Korean dramas, the heroine’s head is leaning against the glass of the bus. It’s so beautiful. I tried it too and almost didn’t get a concussion.

9. That day, I cried and asked my boss why I had to work overtime on the weekend. The boss said: Today is the day and there can be no day off.

10. You don’t want to plant flowers, you say, I don’t want to see them wither little by little. Yes, to avoid the end, you avoid the beginning.

11. It doesn’t matter if you are fat, at least you are ugly

12. Time will separate us one day, but. Even so, until that day comes, let us stay together.

13. Time is the devil, it destroys everything including love and youth

14. Which is more important, the wife or the game? Of course, the wife is more important, so I only dare to play games, not Dare to hit your wife.

15. They were all too strong and used their smiles to cover up all their sorrows, so in the end they were so sad that they collapsed.

16. My character is lazy, my hobby is playing, my specialty is eating, and my skill is sleeping

17. Please don’t give me a playful smile when I call you by your full name, because this I was serious.

18. I am no longer that cute little girl who had to think about it for a long time even if I spent fifty yuan. Now I have to think deeply about it even if I spend five yuan.

19. Now I can understand that as long as there is someone I want to see, I am no longer alone.

20. I ate a whole drawer of xiaolongbao in one sitting. The key was not to sell half a drawer. I felt like it was awakening the ancient power in my body!

21. Because of you , I want to become a better person and don’t want to be a burden to you, so I work hard just to prove that I am worthy of you.

22. Some fish can never be caged because they belong to the sky.

23. Where there are people who miss you, that is where you belong.