What are the funny classic lines of selling houses?

1, m: Dear, I will love you all my life. Marry me.

What evidence do you have to prove that you will love me forever?

M: It's very simple. My mortgage will not be paid off until I die.

W: What does it matter to me that you pay the mortgage?

You have something to do with the mortgage. I can't marry you without a house.

Female: ...

2, there is no discount now, you are embarrassed to sell the house;

If the sales office is not smashed, you are embarrassed to say that you are a brand developer;

If you are not smashed in multiple cities at the same time, you are embarrassed to say that you are a national developer;

Without closing dozens of stores, you are embarrassed to say that you are a brand real estate agent.

3. A small property house is like a mistress, with the wrong name and bad handwriting. Affordable housing is like a school flower, with too many wolves and too little meat. Villa houses are like goddesses, which can only be seen, but not obtained. The newly built house looks like Lori, which is very eye-catching and expensive. Commercial housing is like a lady, you can afford it but you can't. Second-hand houses are like leftover women. They are old and fully equipped.

4. The most expensive place is Wang Di; The most expensive room is called the landlord; The latest one is called out of print; The tallest building is called a landmark; In the old city, it is called inheriting thousands of contacts; Being away from the city is called ecological luxury; A foreign name is European; Name the Chinese as classical Chinese; Big and expensive, called a mansion; Small and expensive, called a mansion; Fine decoration is called "give you a five-star home"; The blank room is called "creative space".

5. Xiao Qiang: "Mom, why do snails look cute, but slugs make people sick? Mom: "this is probably the difference between having a house and not having a house." Xiao Qiang: "Why are wasps annoying and pearls attractive?" "? Mom: "Son, this is the difference between living in a tube-shaped apartment and a single-family apartment. "