My husband’s lovemaking was so funny that I laughed and was beaten on the bed

My husband’s lovemaking was so funny that I laughed and got beaten on the bed

Confession: Lan Lan. Edited by: Su Wen.

My husband and I have quite different personalities. He is the kind of man who does things in a hurry and is impulsive and impatient. I, on the other hand, seem much more stable and make decisions after thorough consideration.

Therefore, unnecessary quarrels and conflicts often occur in our married life. Facts have proved that my ideas are always mature and thoughtful. Of course, this is also related to our age. I am 4 years older than my husband, and our love is a typical sister-brother relationship.

When we first fell in love, he was more childish and often acted like a child to me. I also habitually call him little brother. She went to great lengths to pamper him and make him happy.

I didn’t expect that after so many years of marriage, he still wouldn’t grow up. My meticulous love and care for him actually caused him to develop bad habits. Willful, brutal, and self-righteous. The only advantage is that he is very enterprising.

I can never compare to him in this regard. Not long after graduation, he gave up the fierce competition in the workplace and borrowed money to open a clothing store. Three years later, he not only paid off all the debts, but also held a romantic wedding for me, and finally saved a sum of money. Not a small savings.

Ordinarily, our marriage should be happy and contented, but my husband’s sloppy and anxious temper always makes me worried. When he is in a happy mood, he often acts cute and weird to me and secretly buys some small gifts to make me happy. When he has a bad temper, he will disappear with me, abandon the store he is running, and not go home for several days.

Later, his clothing store became increasingly prosperous, expanded in size, and became busier and busier. He was so busy all day long that he had no time to be angry with me.

I also applied for several companies, but because the competition was too fierce and the internship period was not completed, I ended up in vain. In the end, I simply helped my husband take care of the shop. He is so negligent and I don't feel reassured.

Anyway, after getting married, bumps and quarrels are inevitable. Our marriage and career have both been successful, and the only thing left is to have children. My husband and I both want to wait a few years before having children, start a good career while we are young, and save more savings.

But how could the father-in-law and mother-in-law in the countryside agree. They have long been eager to have a grandson, and their husband is a single child. They have repeatedly put pressure on him, and the task of having a child cannot be delayed. In order to get rid of the entanglement of my parents-in-law, my husband and I finally compromised.

To be honest, since my husband’s clothing store opened, our life as a couple has become dispensable. My husband has turned his attention to his career. He was busy until late at night every day. He occasionally made love to me, but it was done in a hurry and was purely perfunctory.

Now that we are facing pressure from our parents-in-law, we have to have sex well. Every time I think of the sweetness of my newlyweds and the current distance, my heart is filled with melancholy and loss. Because now my husband and I’s room seems so strange.

My husband also completely lost his original passion. He does everything in a panic, and being intimate with me is no exception. Maybe it was because we hadn't been intimate for a long time, but he seemed panicked as soon as he got into bed. He looks naughty like a child. It made me laugh uncontrollably.

From then on, every time I was intimate with my husband, I would laugh. He looked very funny in his panic and irritation. In fact, I was also afraid that he would misunderstand, but I just couldn't help it. Sometimes he was as tired as a wild boar and sweating profusely. Sometimes he looks dazed and completely listless. Even distracted. Every time I ended up laughing.

One month, for some unknown reason, the clothing store’s sales plummeted, and my husband was in a very bad mood. I became his punching bag, venting his anger while they were being intimate with me. Maybe because he was too panicked, in the end, he accidentally slipped off the bed. I couldn't help but laugh as usual. He suddenly became angry and stood up and slapped me in the face.

I only felt the burning pain on my face. That was the first time he hit me. It turned out to be because of the laughter bed. I think he may have misunderstood me. I misunderstood that I was laughing at him. I have also read relevant reports in magazines. According to relevant data, 81% of women have experienced laughing during sex; while the proportion of men is 51%.

It can be seen that this is not something that can be controlled if you want to. Communication is important when it comes to laughing or not laughing. In fact, this is true for everything about bed.

From now on, I will try to take my married life seriously. But that slap from my husband was enough to hurt me for a lifetime.