Who has some funny jokes? Can you tell me a few? Be funny!

When I was in primary school, I buried myself in my class playing with a gourd that I had just picked.

The teacher played hard and said, "So-and-so, stand up and tell me what you just said?"

As a result, I didn't know which tendon I was pulling, so I directly raised the gourd and said to the teacher, "I'll call your name, do you dare to promise?"

Later, my parents came to school and took me away. ...

I have been married to my husband for 9 years, and now I am 35 years old.

During the quarrel, it was more severe twice, and every time he ran away from home;

Then I went to the internet cafe to catch him back, just like a mother catching her own son.

We quarreled again last night, and he went out again.

I didn't bring him this time. When I came back at noon, my eyes were red ... Hum, you are still a boy of twenty-seven or eight!

A 32-year-old woman finally has a 22-year-old boyfriend.

Faced with many blessings, she lamented: I have a feeling of being old. ...

When I first entered school, the whole class introduced themselves.

A male student stepped onto the platform: "My name is Wang Peng, from Beijing. I love playing chess! "

Then I went down. The next one is a girl.

Women shyly took to the podium, trembling to introduce myself:

"I ... my name is Xia Kuyaku ..."