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Why are Japanese descendants of Wu Dalang?

How did the Japanese come? It depends on China people! In those days, after Song Wu killed Ximen Qing,

Pan Jinlian, a slut, knew that a catastrophe was imminent and hurriedly ran out for her life. She thought, this is all caused by Ximen Qing.

Simon was unlucky and ran to the east gate. Finally, I found that there was no way out, so I had to cross the ocean and live on an island.

Soon the baby was born. The baby was short and short. She knew it was Wu Dalang's, but what could she call it?

Just call it Taro. You don't believe me? The Japanese have such names as Taro, Ichiro, Toro, and Toro. They have never had them.

There is no one named Dalang, just because Wu Dalang is their ancestor.

The Japanese figure is caused by Wu Dalang's genes.

Mother and son live on the island, and the slut can't help being lonely, so she makes up her mind about her son. Finally,

Mother and son have become a good thing, and people on nearby fishing boats have accused them. The slut cursed:

My son's life is about me. It's none of your business. My son is my master,

So everyone called them "Japanese" later.

Later, more and more children were raised.

The taro thought, why not build a country and get rid of the addiction of being an emperor? This country should have a national flag,

When Pan Jinlian heard this, he said, "Your father sells baked wheat cakes, so stick a baked wheat cake on the sheet." ,

Thus, the national flag was produced.

In order to bring good luck to the Lao Wu family, four big characters were specially written on the flag: "Wu Yunchang."

In order to rapidly increase the population, at that time, a Taro Aso made a national policy to let all Japanese men "whenever and wherever".

You can have sex with any woman at will to ensure the birth rate. Japanese women are used to it.

Simply put your pillow and sheets on your back and go out in a "whenever and wherever" way, anytime &; Quot fight & quot;

Later it became the so-called kimono.

Many women are killed "whenever and wherever", so the children born don't know whose.

So the children they gave birth to were born where they had surnames, and they had them.

Inoue, Tanaka, Panasonic, Noboru takeshita, Watanabe, Yamaguchi,

The surnames of Okada, Kondo, Gao Qiao, Yamamoto, Watanabe, ... and so on.

But Japan is still famous for its surname Wu.