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I will turn into the wind and rain on earth to accompany you.
Why do you like it?
Did it speak for you?
One day, you will say something that makes you sad with a smile-The Shawshank Redemption.
I can only take you here. You have to go the rest of the way by yourself, and don't look back. Spirited Away
My lover is a hero on earth, and one day he will wear golden armor and drive colorful clouds to marry me. I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't guess the end-a Chinese Odyssey.
"I still love you very much, but I don't like you as much as before." -"One Day"
A year, a month, a day, an hour is not a lifetime-farewell my concubine
When all the boys swear, I really feel that I will not break my word; And when I go back on my word, I really don't think I can do it. Therefore, vows cannot measure loyalty, nor can they judge right or wrong. It can only prove that at that moment, we were sincere to each other. -"In a hurry that year"
I don't want to ask about your past, that's your business. I hope to participate in your future. I'd love to. -"Sherlock"
People can't not have it for fear of losing it. -"Fuck off tumor jun"
When I die, I will take my ashes with me, and I will raise them when I meet bad people. Let me protect you for the last time-black boy is not too cold.
I don't even have a picture of him. He only lives in my memory-Titanic.
If only I knew how to abandon you-Brokeback Mountain
Every time you say goodbye, you'd better try harder, say one more sentence, which may be the last sentence, and take one more look, which may be the last sentence. -"No Life after the Meeting"
I love you not only because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. Edward Scissorhands
Some people live in tall buildings, some people are in deep ditches, some people are radiant, some people are covered in rust, and there are thousands of people in the world. If you are a rainbow, you won't know it until you meet it. -"heartache"
It's hard to feel that others like me so much when you like me. -"The girl we chased together in those years"
When you can no longer have what you have, the only thing you can do is not to forget yourself. -"Ashes of Time"
If that person has ever appeared in this world, everyone else will be reconciled. He said, I don't want to settle. -"Why Shengxiao Mo?"
Time flies, and I later fell in love with many women. They asked me if I loved them in my arms, and I would say yes. But the woman I like has never asked me this question. -"The Beautiful Legend of Sicily"
"Some people say that the man you marry must not be what you like. I don't believe it. I didn't believe it for more than ten years, but I lost ... Today, it's all over. You, and the person you love, I, will also get married. However, I just want an answer, I just want to ask, I just want to ask, I just want to ask. "
"loved"
-"previous raiders"
I can't figure out why you're not mine when I wake up. -"Five Years Stolen"
My predecessor was also the right person-left ear.
Swallow it! You take me away! What can I do without you! -"Passing through Your World"
Only cigarettes will accompany my mood.
Only cigarettes will accompany my mood (I) 1. A psychologist can see through other people's paths because of experience, inner thinking, life pattern and opposition. Sometimes, loss has never been so sad, but he can't accept it.
We didn't do anything wrong, maybe it was just the wrong time.
Write your name on the cigarette and inhale it into the lungs at the nearest place to the heart.
Love is a kind of injury, but women enjoy it. Smoking is also a kind of harm, but at the same time, smoking makes women forget the harm.
Draw a prosperous fireworks for you and a beautiful face for you.
6. Drinking hurts the kidney, smoking hurts the stomach, and falling in love is sad.
7. One smokes, one grows old, one loves the other and dies repeatedly, exposing himself brick by brick every year.
8. Pack a cigarette and work hard at the computer.
9. Turn over when it's time to turn over.
10. At three o'clock in the afternoon, people hurried up and moved slowly. She wants to stand up. When she saw the last cigarette in the cigarette case, she sat down and lit it. Matches lit up the dark corner, revealing deep traces of sadness on her face.
1 1. I never smoke because it hurts my lungs and I'm not sad.
12. bow your head when you light a cigarette, close your eyes when you kiss, and be gentle in front of the person you love.
13. There is no need to smoke and drink and go to the bar. I want him to feel bad. I want to eat on time, go to bed early and get up early to improve myself and make him regret it.
14. Love is a kind of injury, but women find happiness in it.
15. Smoked makeup can't hide anyone's sadness. No plain face can hide anyone's enchanting.
16. To be honest, I feel sad at the thought that I can't smoke as I like in the future, because it means that I am only one step away from flying.
17. Loving someone is like smoking. If you love someone for a long time, you can't love others anymore. Smoking for a long time. It's not good to smoke other cigarettes
18. Memories are like smoking. Throw away cigarette butts and pick up cigarettes. There is nothing a lighter can't do.
19. One person's world every day. Only one person is the truest. One smokes and the other drinks.
20. Someone asked you why you prefer drinking to smoking. I said that because drinking hurts myself, smoking hurts others.
Only cigarettes will accompany my mood (2)1. A person smoking and drinking, climbing mountains and wading, singing and dancing everywhere, a person sad and happy, indulgent and friendly, ferocious and terrible, it is difficult to turn back.
22. In an instant, my heart couldn't help twitching until a few cigarettes passed. Only then can I feel that my beating heart is alive ...
23. Smokers are always young: because smokers got pneumonia and died young.
24. When smokers want to quit smoking, most of them are terminally ill, and very few are in love with someone.
25. The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to burn incense.
26. Since you like smoking so much, I'd better be a lighter in my next life.
27. You are an out-of-touch teenager, but I have experienced a miserable life.
28. That is a height of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.
29. I smoke, drink and fight, and I am very happy. Mine is none of your business. My world doesn't need your participation.
30. Sometimes a cigarette is more like a separation. Sending cigarettes instead of fire is just teasing me.
3 1. At three o'clock in the afternoon, there were more people, and she moved slowly. She wants to stand up. When she saw the last cigarette in the cigarette case, she sat down again. When she lit it, the match lit up the dark corner, revealing deep melancholy marks on her face.
Smoking is harmful to health, so why should I smoke? Because it burned my soul.
33. People who look down on themselves, hide, look down on themselves and refuse to see each other again. After a while, they will be relieved and let themselves know that life is actually wonderful.
34. I stubbed out the cigarette and lit another one, just watching it burn quietly.
The doctor said that smoking hurts the lungs.
36. Take me away, go anywhere, put out your cigarette, get drunk with beer and sleep in your arms. It's wonderful to think about it.
37. I drink, fight, smoke, go to bars, ktv and kill myself for you! Do I not love you enough?
38. I wish to turn into clouds and dreams, relying on butterflies and fireworks to lean on the world.
39. Irritability burns out with cigarettes.
40. I don't think a woman who has never been hurt will fall in love with cigarettes.
Only cigarettes will accompany my mood (3) 4 1. Boyfriends don't smoke, drink or fight.
42. I really want to smoke, but I hate the smell of smoke, so I can't smoke.
43. This life and the afterlife, this life and the afterlife, how old and flawless, is just a mistake in life. For the first half of my life, I can't see a person's wounds, a person's grievances, unspeakable and endless confusion.
44. Write your name on the cigarette and suck it into my lungs. Carve your name on your hand and let it grow into my flesh.
45. I miss you at night and always smoke quietly alone.
46. Sending cigarettes instead of fire is just teasing me.
47. I don't need to write your name on the cigarette, because you are always on the left side of my lung, but why don't you cry when I smoke?
48. Well, you are heartbroken, drinking, smoking, drinking, stomach bleeding, smoking and hoarse. He didn't come back to you either. Forget it, don't hurt yourself. He doesn't care.
49. The cigarette falls in love with the finger, but the finger wants to give the cigarette to the lips. The cigarette kissed the lips, but gave the heart to the lungs. Lung thought it got the sincerity of cigarettes, but it didn't.
50. Smell him with a cigarette in your mouth and confuse yourself.
5 1. The smoke on the horizon erased the faint sadness. Maybe I should learn to reconcile waiting and melancholy.
Nowadays, alcohol and tobacco have become my best friends. Spend every painful night with me. I feel so tired in life!
53. Step into the smoking area and skillfully take out a cigarette and light it.
Snowflake loves her in waves, sparks and fireworks.
55. Everything that used to be just a passing sight.
56. Watch me cry. Watch me keep silent. Watch me drink, watch me smoke, watch me pour out my feelings, watch me surf the Internet on QQ. Have you ever cared-
57. When did you start partying? Since when, start chatting with yourself; Since when, silently turning loneliness into a habit, watching others revel, sitting alone in the corner smoking and dancing music, has almost penetrated my ears, everyone is reveling, and I am chatting with myself alone in the corner.
58. In the days without you. I'm getting used to being alone. One smokes, one eats and one drinks. Maybe I can't forget you. So I don't watch it. Maybe when you are alone. It will be lonely, it will be lonely. But I'm not afraid. It's actually nice to be alone.
59. The faint smell of tobacco gives me a sense of security.
60. Fireworks get cold easily, and tears are streaming down her face.
No matter where I am, my heart will always be with you.
First of all, I like to meet him in the corridor, greet him happily, and then exchange a few simple greetings. When I passed by, I saw the bright sunshine outside the window, and my mood was inexplicably better. Love is seeing him in the corridor, pretending not to care about his face, but feeling the trembling air around you carefully when passing by, so I can't help looking back.
Second, just miss, not contact; Just pay attention and don't bother.
From the moment I saw you, my heartbeat told me that you were the one I had been waiting for all my life. You have given me courage and motivation, and I will use my life's efforts to care for this heart.
Fourth, drifting away and becoming silent, some things are time to let go. But some thoughts stay in my heart forever, warming some lonely days! I also try to forget everything silently. Close your eyes, there is still a wisp of wind, beating the closed heart. It turns out that time never goes far. Those years together have become the best memories in our lives! Along the temperature of the palm, I can still draw your clear face.
I don't miss you very much. I just woke up this morning to see if there were any messages and missed calls for you. I don't miss you very much, just turn your call into a unique ringtone; I don't miss you very much, but I was hit by a lyric while listening to the song, and there was a short blank in my mind; I don't miss you very much, just want to see your appearance and listen to your voice; I don't miss you very much, but the first thing I think of every time I wake up is you.
The best revenge is not hatred, but heartfelt indifference. Why hate an irrelevant person? Being single doesn't mean being vulnerable, but that you are strong enough to wait for the person you deserve. Some people give you their hearts, but you pretend not to see them because you don't like them. Some people have hollowed out your heart, and you pretend it doesn't hurt because you love it.
I have traveled to every corner of your city, not to meet you, but to feel your past.
Eight, clear this cup of muddy wine, break up an old friend, you will never have me.
9. Now, if you look forward from this point, can't you see the line leading to the future? Only when you look back like Jobs will you find that these past points have actually drawn that line. You must believe that every point will be connected sooner or later.
Ten, life does not need to be perfect, twists and turns are another kind of scenery. Don't care too much about gains and losses, giving up is another kind of possession. Some are reluctant to part with it, but they should know how to stay in their hearts; Some things are hard to get over, so learn to pretend to forget. Life is a journey, some people are destined to approach face to face, and finally walk back to back; Some people are destined to meet briefly and eventually disappear into the sea of people. What we have to do is not to try our best to stay, but to cherish each other's experiences and say goodbye to each other. No matter how sad you are, you won't remember it in the end.
1 1. My love for you will always be a little more than yesterday and a little less than tomorrow. Love you more every day! No matter how far the kite flies, the thread will always be in the kite's hand, and no matter where I am, my heart will always be with you!
Twelve, if a person has not tasted bitterness, it is difficult to know the taste of sweetness. Facing suffering bravely and overcoming it optimistically is also a kind of practice. Without eternal night and winter, suffering will eventually pass, and sunshine will always come after the storm. Don't be afraid of the end, all the ends are new beginnings. In the end, we will find that life is like a circle, and the end point is also the starting point.
Thirteen, I really want someone to lend me a shoulder to lean on when I am sad; I really want someone to borrow my shoulder to wipe my nose every time I cry. I really want someone to reach out and help me up every time I fall. I really want someone to accompany me when I am most helpless. I really want someone to appear in my life when I need him.
Fourteen, ups and downs for a lifetime, life is like that, simple, positive, life is bitter and sweet, this is called perfection.
Fifteen, treat me with long hair and waist, treat me with faint red lips, and treat me with efforts to change myself, work hard, improve myself, and become the ideal appearance in my heart. I guess I was over marriageable age at that time. However, nothing, at least I try to be an excellent person. You don't want it. At least there is someone else. Just because I am young, I am qualified and have capital.
Sixteen, no matter how ugly the other party said, let the other party finish and listen to what he really wants to express.
Seventeen, more or less people are looking forward to the future and miss the past, but they never know the danger of the future. People never know what will happen in the next moment, the next minute and the next second. Maybe there will be another scar, and the pain will remind me. The water is still dripping. Can the fate of a person who dare not face the future really be as he wishes?
Eighteen, I dream of coming to the desert beyond the Great Wall and feeling the feelings of the long river setting the yen in the golden sunset; I dream of sitting under the bright moon in my hometown and experiencing how bright the moonlight is at home in full moon Yin Hui! Feelings; I dreamed that in the ancient town of Jiangnan, in the drizzle, I was enjoying the feeling that my clothes were wet and apricot flowers were in full bloom. I dreamed that I was wandering along the coast of the East China Sea, feeling misty rain in the sound of the waves.
19. Many things are like sunshine between your fingers. They are warm and beautiful, but they can never be caught.
Twenty, care about a person, you will remember the warmth of getting along in the past; Think about the joy of walking arm in arm with him and singing softly; Think of his careful company when you are lonely; She patiently enlightened when she thought of pain; Think of her warm words when she was frustrated; Think of her deep guilt after quarreling; Think of her panic when she cries; Think of her tolerance when she is willful; Think of her humorous jokes when she is upset; Think of her laughter when she was naughty.
Twenty-one, every disappointment is lost in three words I thought.
Twenty-two, there are trees on the mountain, and there are branches on the wood. I don't know whether I like you or not.
Twenty-three, the world is only one step away from the play; Life is only one step away from dreams. The most interesting part of life is that there is no script, no rehearsal and you can't start over. The most important part of life is that we should be ourselves and take all the responsibilities.
Twenty-four, there is a person who knows you is the greatest happiness. This person may not be perfect, but he can read you, go deep into your heart and understand everything in your heart. The person who knows you best will always be by your side, silently guarding you and not letting you suffer a little injustice. People who really love you don't say much about loving you, but do a lot of things that love you.
Twenty-five, doing things moderately, in exchange for countless laughter. Don't demand perfection in everything, only where there are cracks can the sun shine in; There are some shadows in front, which just shows that there is light behind you. In life, you don't always have to ask others for understanding and recognition. You don't have to be strong in your ideas. No one is obligated to fully understand your feelings.
26. The luckiest thing in life is to meet someone you love unexpectedly on the day when spring is blooming. The happiest thing in life is to have a lover who loves you and never gives up. The happiest thing in life is to have a home, warmth, sunshine and happiness.
Twenty-seven years, ten years, twenty years, thirty years, we may look back from another world, smiling lightly, remembering the past with great sadness and uncertainty.
Only cigarettes accompany me. 60 excerpts from sentences
Only cigarettes accompany me (I) 1. How can virtual love be like fireworks?
2. In the fireworks season, I am no longer the one I want to woo again, and my heart is broken. Your love made me lose the chance to cry.
3. Why do you want to learn to smoke? Waiting for a woman to persuade me to give up smoking.
In the past, I smoked when I missed you. Now, I quit smoking, but I can't stop thinking about you.
5. Drinking hurts the kidney, smoking hurts the stomach, and falling in love is sad.
6. What is gossip? Asking for help is perfunctory, and employing people is also a waste. Gossip is frightening, annoying and makes people unable to listen.
Snowflake loves her in waves, sparks and fireworks.
8. I smoke, drink and fight, and I am very happy. Mine is none of your business. My world doesn't need your participation.
9. At three o'clock in the afternoon, people got up in a hurry and moved slowly. She wants to stand up. When she saw the last cigarette in the cigarette case, she sat down and lit it again. Matches lit up the dark corner, revealing deep traces of sadness on her face.
10. The fireworks in the night sky lit up happiness, but they didn't shine into the corner of my heart.
1 1. The reason for smoking is very simple, that is, I don't want to die alone.
12. Smoking is not because of chic, but because of loneliness. Drinking is not because it is delicious, but because it is not sad. I don't love you anymore, because I have lost the qualification of love.
13. Smoking has corroded my lungs, but my heart is still good.
14. Tonight, we are all shallow people who spend the night with a cigarette!
15. American fireworks can't last forever. Everything has to come to an end, and things are so bleak ... It's hard to think that giving up is nothing.
16. You can't add water to milk, but you can add milk to water; You can't smoke when you pray, but you can pray when you smoke.
17. Betel nut mixed cigarettes have infinite magic. Monkeys are arrogant and lawless.
18. Smoking, drinking, gambling and fighting are all beautiful, but it's not good to do homework at school (don't worry, I haven't done anything before)
19. Cigarettes make my fingers flexible and natural. The lingering smoke, like a dream, ran aground beside me, brushed away fine smoke and dust, and flower of life withered.
20. girlfriends should laugh together, be crazy together, make fun together, and have fun together.
Only cigarettes accompany me (2)1. I said I could forget, just like the sky after the fireworks.
22. Smokers will not be bitten by mosquitoes: because smokers smoke all day, mosquitoes are smoked to death.
23. Life should be like this: live in your own room, drive your favorite car, smoke the strongest cigarettes, drink the strongest wine, sleep with the person you love the most, and nothing else matters.
24. In fact, in the eyes of others, smokers are all bad children and students, but I think everyone actually starts smoking for a reason. When smoking, they will like the faint smell of tobacco at their fingertips. When smoking, they will get used to it, as if there is a support around them.
25. A little thing can cure us, and a little thing is enough to make us collapse. We always wander between self-healing and collapse at any time.
26. Clouds on the horizon erase the faint sadness. Maybe I should learn to reconcile waiting and melancholy.
27. That is a height of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.
28. This life and the afterlife, this life and the afterlife, how old and flawless, is just a mistake in life. For the first half of my life, I can't see a person's wounds, a person's grievances, unspeakable and endless confusion.
29. You are like a cigarette in my hand. Since I threw it away, I won't pick it up again.
30. Sending cigarettes instead of fire is just teasing me.
3 1. The length of cigarette can bear emptiness, and the size of cigarette case is just full of loneliness.
32. Draw a prosperous fireworks for you and a beautiful face for you.
People who used to smoke were very handsome, but now people who don't smoke are more handsome.
I know smoking is harmful, but I can't help it.
35. What are brothers drinking, smoking, fighting and chasing girls for?
36. The faint smell of tobacco brings me a sense of security.
37. Brother. You can smoke, drink and gamble. . . . All right! I can bear it. But you take drugs. Sorry, don't say I know you!
38. It has slowly burned the cigarette end, as if to suck the fire into your mouth. Many things are as confused as not knowing why you smoke.
39. Smoking is a lonely figure; Drinking is a sad indulgence; A smile is a disguise of sadness, and tears are a witness of sadness. .
40. Forget when to quit smoking, but remember why you started smoking.
Only cigarettes accompany me (Chapter 3) 4 1. My sister smokes, but she smokes sadness.
42. Sometimes a cigarette is more like parting.
43. It's all over, what's there to remember?
44. Life is impermanent. If you look with your eyes, you may never know yourself; If you listen with your ears, you may never understand the feelings of others.
45. Some people say that alcohol and tobacco can relieve sadness. I sucked a lot of carbon dioxide today, but it didn't alleviate my sadness.
46. Smoking is harmful to health, but it can promote mental health.
47. Many people eventually become people they hate. For example, we used to hate smoking and drinking, but many years later we learned to smoke and drink.
48. I am me, fireworks of different colors. I have the right to be emotional, not live for you!
49. You said it was bad for boys to smoke. I quit smoking for you. You said drinking was bad for your health, and I said yes, never again. Because I love you, fool.
50. I am still a good mushroom. No smoking. No dating. Let sleeping dogs lie. Don't give up. No drinking. Just waiting for your order.
5 1. tanabata, a computer, a pack of cigarettes, a bottle of coke, one person and one heart.
52. Morning is a kind of happiness, because with sunshine, life is richer and warmer, and the years are more poetic and colorful. Live with your heart, feel with your heart, taste the experience of every day with your heart, and make life indifferent and wonderful, unshakable and eternal!
It is said that smoking is harmful to health, as if you can live longer without smoking.
54. Smoking is burning money, and cosmetics are putting "gold" on your face.
55. I'm not the social temperament brother of red wine and cigarettes, I'm just her man.
56. An upset man will want to smoke, and he will borrow a cigarette to burn inside.
57. Smokers are always safe at home: because smokers cough until midnight, thieves will know there is someone at home as soon as they hear it.
We didn't do anything wrong, maybe it was just the wrong time.
59. Are you trying to tell me that you have left?
60. Don't try to find love from men. Love is just a moment, like fireworks on the seashore. It looked beautiful and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
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