Understanding futures trading can actually start with jokes!

Hello everyone, my name is Tu Shengshi. Recently, I was joking about my experience of being circumcised. Suddenly, I remembered a lot of jokes about futures trading, and I specially collected them from various places. Originally, I just wanted to make everyone laugh, but After reading it carefully, I found that the paragraph actually contains something profound. If you compare it with your own trading experience, you may have a different experience.

1. It is very popular to eat hairy crabs now. A friend comes to you: "Can you buy some for me and send it to me?!" So you go to the seller to make a reservation one month in advance. This is called futures. .

When you go to the seller to pick up the goods, you find that the price of hairy crabs has increased, so you sell the hairy crabs you ordered to another purchasing agent to earn the price difference. This is called cash settlement.

But you are a person who values ??friendship. Although you can make money, you still have to fulfill your friend's promise, so you bought hairy crabs and sent them to your friend. This is called physical delivery.

If these hairy crabs cost 50 yuan each, but you bought 10 of them for 500 yuan, and sold them to others for 60 yuan each, you would have made a profit of 100 yuan. But if you only spend 50 yuan to order 10 of them and sell them directly to others to make a profit, this is called leveraged trading!

2. The aunt wanted to buy 10 Japanese rice cookers, but the store only had 5 left. The aunt made an agreement with the promoter to buy 5 rice cookers at a price of 200 yuan a week. This is a forward contract. If the agreement between the aunt and the promoter takes place in a shopping mall and is guaranteed by the management of the shopping mall, the forward contract becomes a futures contract. At this time, the market is equivalent to the futures trading market. The transactions that take place in the mall are called floor transactions.

3. An aunt ordered a necklace from a shopping mall. The salesperson asked the aunt to pay 100 yuan first to see if she could order it. The 100 yuan could be used as a deposit. The result was that the necklace was ordered, and it arrived a week later. The aunt needs to pay a full deposit of 30%, and this 30% is called an additional deposit in the transaction. A week later, Auntie took the goods and ordered physical delivery. The aunt found that the price of the necklace has now increased a lot compared to the time when she ordered it. She decided to sell the necklace to a jewelry store to make a profit on the price difference. This is called cash settlement.

4. Transfer the pain of stop loss to the position, and control your wound area the moment you open the position.

5. Mosaic the price: Don’t stick to a specific point, enter when you see it, and close when it’s good.

6. Look at futures with a smile: Treat this industry as an entertainment industry, just like playing mahjong. There are only a few people who can play professionally.

7. Stop loss rationally: If you want to have a girlfriend, you need to send flowers or watch a movie. Don’t you need to make a big deal of tens of tons without any cost?

8. Number of transactions: Is it interesting to celebrate the New Year every day? It can’t be the first day of the Lunar New Year every day, right? Opportunities are waiting for you, don’t do it every day!

9. I know a friend who tried to quit smoking several times but failed. Ever since he watched you speculate in futures, he has also learned to do it. He studies fundamentals and K-line charts all day long, and sits in front of the computer at 9:00 every day to speculate in futures. In order to save money, he even gave up smoking. Now his mother is crying every day to persuade him to stop doing futures and you should go smoke.

10. Many investors imagine that funds will flow to the stock market because the property market is not good, just like Diaosi thinks that if a goddess cannot marry the second generation, she will definitely marry him.

11. There were 100 people participating in the futures trading competition. The top three people with the highest profits after the end forgot to participate.