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1, I don't know which generation, fools go to town to help people. After a hard day's work, he took the money he earned and went to a sesame seed cake stall for dinner.

People who do manual labor eat more! The fool swallowed a biscuit in three bites as if he had never eaten it, so he ate the second one. I was still hungry after eating, and then I ate the third and fourth; After eating the fifth one, his stomach was finally full. The fool stood up and patted his head: alas, it was a big loss. If I knew, I would eat the fifth one, and I would save four cakes.

2. There is a shopkeeper named Caifa. On New Year's Eve, he told his son, "Tomorrow is New Year's Day, just call my name!" In order to get rich, he wants his son to say "get rich" more. The next morning, he deliberately didn't get up and lay in bed waiting for his son to call him. Jiaozi cooked, and his son went to his bed and shouted, "Dad, Dad, get up and eat jiaozi!" " "He patted his son on the head and shouted," Today, I am not your father, call my name! "The son said," Dad, I'm afraid you won't give me lucky money and dare not make you rich! " "

3. During the Spring Festival, children are the happiest, because they have lucky money again. On this day, Jojo went to grandpa's house to pay a New Year call with his parents. Grandpa went to Jojo with 200 yuan. His parents teased Jojo and said, "Rich, rich." I don't know what this means, but I just said I have to go to the bathroom. When I found that I didn't bring any paper after going to the toilet, I wiped my ass with 200 yuan. My parents will know when they get home.

The reporter asked a billionaire how he started from scratch, and the millionaire said that it was all thanks to his wife's "helping hand". "How did she help you?" The reporter asked. "I will tell you everything," replied the rich man. "She aroused my curiosity. I want to know how much money I have to earn so that she can't spend it all. "