Who told a few funny jokes? Thank you. I want a classic

Dialogue, bus, crowded. A man and a woman are near the door. The man is wearing a pair of glasses and carrying a wallet. The woman is a standard office girl. The two chatted unscrupulously: M: Your husband is not at home tonight, right? (It's much quieter around ...) Woman: Well, he's out of town all week. M: Then can we play tonight? (Uncle next door turns to look ..) Woman: Do you want to play? (The aunt next door also turned her head ...) Male: As usual, I opened the room (the middle school students next door also turned their heads ...) Female: Hey, I won't come if you open the room, or I'll open it (everyone is surprised ...) Male: Well, you open it, and I'll come in and kill you (everyone around me gasped ...) Female: I thought I was. Don't beg for mercy if you can't stand it (Bs shines in the eyes of the masses) Male: No matter how fierce I am, I can only accompany you 1 hour. In the evening, I have to stay with my girlfriend (killing people in the carriage ...) Female: Ask her to play with me (I'm dizzy) Male: I only fight landlords and can't play mahjong ... (I'm all gone)

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