High school students write compositions and love letters in exams.

1. A love letter to my girlfriend. Girlfriend is on a whim. Let me write him a love letter. Five points is too little. Remember to add.

! This is a love letter that makes 90% of women feel excited after reading it. I hope it will help you write a good love letter! Every woman likes to listen to sweet words, knowing that they are lies, but she just likes them, so.

I like your hair, as black as dove chocolate and as bright as the night sky.

I like your eyes, as big as the prime minister's belly, as shiny as Mujiro jelly, as stars. Just like your lips, as soft as tofu brain, as bright red as Fuji apple and as hot as the sun.

I like your personality, lively and brilliant like pop rock, like spring breeze. You don't know, in fact, your smile is as sweet as Haagen-Dazs, which makes me often stare at you like a fool.

You asked me why I like you. Don't you really know that you and I are in the dark, just like milk and chocolate, just like brown bread and milk, we are a natural couple! Being with you is my happiest thing. Holding your hand as soft as boneless chicken fillet, I feel Pepsi. If you spoil me, my bones will become as brittle as an egg Shaqima.

Do you know how much I don't want to see you? Even if we are separated, I care about you like two pieces of Pizza Hut are torn apart. I know my temper, as cold and hard as compressed biscuits, often makes you angry, but that's not my intention.

But that time, you were really angry. Not only did you ignore me, but you also laughed and scolded other men. Have you ever thought that at that time, my heart was as sour as Lipton lemon tea? I know, that's jealousy.

You don't even look at that man! Cream like white rabbit candy. At first glance, I know that it is not reliable, and it is definitely not suitable for you! But you still want to break up with me in a rage. You know, at that moment, my heart was as painful as gnawing at a hard bone! How I miss our happy time like California rainbow cake! Fortunately, I seized the last chance to hold your hand and say to you: Just like I need Ding Lin when I have a stomachache, I need you! I was sincere at that time, but I didn't find a better word! Now I know you are angry with me. You make me nervous! Those days without you are as bitter as bird's nest coffee without sugar. You worry me so much! Do you know how much I want to form a happy family with you12? Really, my love for you is as endless as Master Kong's instant noodles! Even if what I just said is in front of me and let me choose between you and it, I will not hesitate to choose: I will talk to you when I am full: fruit platter.

2. Write a 600-word love letter to junior high school dear mother:

Happy mother's day.

At first glance, you may be surprised and think my topic is wrong. How can you be so ridiculous when you write to your mother? But I want to tell you that my topic is right. Isn't a letter full of sincere feelings a love letter? Today is Mother's Day. I want to write a love letter to my favorite mother and tell you something I haven't said before. Okay？

Sincerely say: thank you, mom.

Thank you. I don't want to say thank you for bringing me into this world; I don't want to say thank you for raising me so hard. I don't think any of this has anything to do with your efforts for me. Isn't it always said that children are like seedlings and trees, and there are always some messy branches when they grow up? You are the gardener who works hard in watering and fertilizing and carefully weeding out the messy branches. Because of you, I will grow up healthily, honestly and happily.

Look at this picture. This is a photo of you playing with me in kindergarten. We all laughed as brightly as the summer sunshine ... thank you for giving me a carefree childhood!

Remember how you looked at me with loving eyes, encouraged me and accompanied me to go shopping when my grades fell to a low point in the second half of the third semester of Grade Three? I can't forget you and I play like friends; I can't forget that you forgive my youth and ignorance for contradicting you with a tolerant attitude; I can't forget that when I lost my way briefly, you led me home with love. Thank you for accompanying me through the ups and downs of teenagers!

When I entered high school, you never asked too much of me for fear that I would be under pressure. You just said that high school is a marathon, as long as you try your best. Thank you, you have always accompanied me to grow up and accompany me all the way. Thank you for giving me so much unrequited love. Thank you. Thank you very much.

3. Super funny jokes, the more the better. One day, the geography teacher asked the students, where does this river go? A student suddenly stood up and sang, the river flows eastward.

The teacher ignored him and then said, how many stars are there in the sky? That classmate sang again: the stars in the sky join Beidou. The teacher is short of breath: get out! Student: Just leave! The teacher said helplessly, are you sick? Student: You have everything I have! Teacher: Try again.

Student: shout when you see an uneven road! Teacher: Do you believe I hit you? Student: Do it when you should .. Teacher: I told you to quit school! Student: You are in such a hurry to go to Kyushu! 2. Motorcyclists like to wear clothes backwards, that is, buckle their buttons at the back to keep out the wind. One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road.

When the police arrived. Policeman A: What a terrible car accident.

Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back. Officer A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back.

Policeman B: OK. .. one, two, push, turn.

Officer A: Well, I'm not breathing.

In the self-study class, Xiao Juan accidentally farted. The students all turned their heads, and Ah Tian, who had a crush on her, said, I'm sorry, I let go.

After a while, Xiao Juan couldn't help letting go. Xiao Du, who had a crush on her, was busy defending her: Since everyone is so happy, I'll join in the fun. However, Xiao Juan later released another one, when someone asked: Who released this? At the same time, Peng, who secretly loves her and likes her more, stood up and said, I let her go.

Then he pointed to Xiao Juan and said, "From now on, her fart belongs to me!" ! 4. Confucius said; Hit with a brick, press your face, don't mess up easily, don't care, don't die, don't die. What happens next doesn't matter. Sooner or later, you will die. Confucius said: hit with bricks! What a mess! Press the head! Dead or not, another Buddha is talking nonsense! I am kind! Not too much! Confucius said: No matter how high the martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives.

No matter how beautifully you dress, you will get a brick. A tree will die if it doesn't skin it.

People are shameless and invincible in the world.