Children's cute jokes should be hilarious and classic.

Idle eggs hurt, I took a shit in the newspaper at home, then wrapped several layers of newspapers and took them to the door of the class teacher. Put it on the ground, light the newspaper with a lighter, then knock on his door and run away. The class teacher opened the door curiously. What is your first reaction to the burning newspaper in front of your house? Step on it with your feet? Fire fighting? ! That's right! ! ! So the head teacher yelled at the door all afternoon! ! !