What's the funny blow?

Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going

2. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

Everything is going up, that is, people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

4. Describe your life with your 2B pencil.

5. What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.

6. It's good to know what you are.

7. What is cruelty? For a man, I will break his three legs; For a male dog, I will break his five legs.

8. Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I peed on was the royal salute.

9. Put Lao Zi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.

10, I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.

1 1. When I became a swan, you were still an egg.

12, the most useless thing in the world-paycheck, looks very angry and wipes his ass too carefully.

13, rival in love fell into the water and we had to pee.

14, when I love you, you hit me and scold me, and I endured it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again.

15, you are gold, I am coal, you will glow and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

16, my deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except "go away".

17, with your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so keep slim.

18, your new love is still someone else's whore.

19. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

20, wearing a low-cut dress and blocking your hand is too selfless.

2 1, men are dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, appearance problems; I got dumped. What the fuck is wrong with you?

22. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

23. The representative figure of charm: Master Kong. Thousands of people soak it every day.

24. I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.