Who has a joke about the headmaster?

At the school affairs meeting at the end of the semester, the headmaster was furious at the inefficiency of personnel management. He said: "the person in charge of the director's business is not sensible; The consciousness of personnel management is not strong; Don't be an official! "

At Monday's weekly meeting, President Wang talked about students' manners. He said, "Some of your students don't pay attention to hygiene! I don't want to wipe my mouth after breakfast. Oily and spicy. I am an adult, I don't know how to be shy! You should pay attention to your manners. At least wipe your mouth with a sanitary towel after breakfast, ................. "

Like most countries, in the Federal Republic of Germany, schools are getting bigger and bigger. Nevertheless, most principals still think it is important to know the names of all the students in the school. At a meeting, a headmaster recognized one of his former students. "Oh, you are Mr. Vino Miro, a student in Class 6A of 1964, right?" "Indeed, Mr. President." The young man replied. "You see, I have never forgotten the names of any old students." The headmaster said proudly, "What are you doing now?" Mr. Winomiro suddenly blushed: "Now, I am a math teacher in our school, Mr. President."

A man climbed over the wall and went out of school, and was caught by the headmaster. The headmaster asked: Why not go to the school gate? Answer: Meters, Bang Wei and Bang Wei don't take the usual road.

The headmaster asked again: how did such a high wall cross over? He pointed to his trousers and said, Li Ning, anything is possible.

The headmaster asked again: What's it like to climb over the wall? He pointed to his shoes and said, Xtep, it feels like flying.

The next day he entered the school from the main entrance, and the principal asked, why don't you climb over the wall? He said: Anta, I choose, I like it.

On the third day, he wore a gangster costume. The headmaster said: You can't wear a gangster costume! He said, you are what you wear, Mason.

On the fourth day, he wore a vest to school, and the principal said that he could not wear a vest to school. He said, man, simple is good, love fort clothes. The headmaster said I would give you a bigger score. He said: Why? The headmaster said, M-Zone, my site is my decision.

On the first day of school, the school director gave a report to the students. He emphasized several school rules: "Boys are forbidden in girls' dormitories, and boys are also forbidden in girls' dormitories. Who violates the first penalty of 20 yuan! " The school director paused and continued: "If you violate it for the second time, you will be fined 60 yuan; Third violation, fine 180 yuan! Is there any problem? " At this time, a boy stood up from the crowd and asked, "How much is the monthly ticket to and from the girls' dormitory? "