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Travel by car
1, I take a shower and sing because I like it. I take my mobile phone to the toilet because I'm bored. I lean against the window and watch the scenery along the way. You think I'm lonely, I just want to be comfortable.
You drive and I sit in the co-pilot. When we are tired, we will switch to driving, with our favorite music in the car and go where we want to go ~
3. If one day you walk with headphones on, ride by the window, walk on the road without shouting and being silent when asked questions, you will find it nice to be quiet.
I wear headphones when I walk, because I am listening to the radio drama and don't want to be disturbed. Take the bus by the window just because the scenery outside the window is beautiful. I won't make a hullabaloo about in the street just to save face. So the loneliness in your eyes is a pleasure in my eyes.
Only when I take the bus and see the scenery drifting away from the window can I understand Su Shi's sentence "Life is like a journey, and I am also a pedestrian".
6. When you are in a bad mood, spend two yuan on a bus, find a window seat, put on headphones and enjoy the scenery along the way. It feels twice as good! 7. I like riding by the window. I get scared when I go down the mountain. The mobile phone never leaves, and I dare not stop when I get to the station by car. It's embarrassing to be with people you don't know, because others will think for a long time unintentionally.
8. I really like sitting by the window by car, wearing headphones and looking at the scenery outside the window is very quiet. Feel the joy of the soul quietly, the world is mine.
9. The best state is to sit on the train, listen to music, watch the scenery along the way and go to the place you yearn for.
10 When the sun sets and the silver-gray twilight covers the grassland, you will see countless fire spots, which are herders burning copper pots to prepare dinner.
Visit relatives by car
1, the best time is on the road, and you don't have to pretend to be happy.
2. What I fear most is leaving, and what I fear most is the station when I leave.
I went home early today, and I was afraid that I would cry when I left the station.
The air is full of the sweetness of New Year. It's getting stronger.
The way home is short and long, the short is the distance, and the long is the mood.
6. Homesickness is an unspeakable feeling, and homesickness is an unspeakable emotion.
7. How many New Year celebrations can you have in your life? There is nothing to regret in life when you spend the New Year in your hometown every year.
8. It's dull to spend the New Year abroad, and it's full of homesickness when you spend the New Year in your hometown.
9. Although the world is very big, it feels wider than the world to celebrate the New Year in the narrow embrace of my hometown.
10, wavering for another year, the idea of going home is in my heart. I packed my bags and went to the station. It's really hard to go home during the rush hour in Spring Festival travel rush. It's hard to break through the encirclement. There are many people in the carriage, and they have no complaints about hard work, just to return home.
Drive to and from work
1, the best state is probably to catch the last bus, sit by the window, listen to your favorite songs, look at the scenery outside and think about beautiful things.
2, life advice: don't lean against the window when driving, you will be fascinated by the scenery outside the window, slowly think of some people and things, there will be a lot of sadness in your heart. 3. The sunshine in early summer is transmitted from the dense branches and leaves, and the ground is covered with shiny spots the size of copper coins.
The sky is like a washed blue-black coarse cloth, and the stars seem to be shining with broken gold scattered on this coarse cloth.
As soon as the rain stops, the sky is like splashing ink, and the distance is gloomy blue; Outside the window is a bleak and lonely winter scene.
6. When I'm old, I won't crowd buses and subways with young people during commuting hours.
7. Take a taxi to and from work every day, the company pays for it, and there is no need to squeeze the bus girl anymore.
8. It seems that I take the school bus to and from work every day. It is too difficult for me to squeeze the bus with primary school students every time.
9. If you really have the cheek to squeeze elevators, buses and subways, you can get to and from work on time.
10, I want to have my own car, and I don't have to endure the pain of crowded buses during commuting hours.
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