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A: Yesterday, I lent it to an antique appraiser for 65,438+10,000 yuan.

Do you want your money back? They won't remember it for thirty or fifty years.

2. In ancient times, there was a man who heard that dressing up with feather fat could attract women's attention. He believed it, and from then on, every morning when people saw him, they would call him "Good morning, rooster".

A patient with abnormal brain fantasized about his own death. It is useless for the doctor to enlighten him. He asked the patient: Do you think people will bleed when they die?

I won't!

The doctor immediately gave the patient an injection and the bleeding came. The doctor asked, did you know this time? "Doctor, I was wrong. The blood of the deceased will flow. "