The class meeting needs to perform a sketch, a funny and short-lived Chaoshan sketch. Please help as soon as possible.

Characters: Iverson, Xiao Wu, Xiaoling, teacher.

Scene:

Course content:

Linda is lying on the table sleeping.

Iverson lost his next book.

Xiao Wu came in and looked very quiet.

Iverson (inches): Oh, man, this is so weird. It's not funny. Look, I have occupied this seat!

Xiao Wu: Ding Ding, to be honest, I actually took it earlier than you!

Iverson: I came early in the morning. Why didn't I see you?

Wu: I spent it last night.

Iverson: The last row is my patent! For it, I get up early and get greedy for the dark, grabbing people's heads every day and bleeding like a river. I can't lose this position!

Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride, and the fine is prepared here. Send me a message (Iverson? -Your package suggests you leave as soon as possible!

Linda woke up: What was that noise?

It's a waste of precious youth to have classes early in the morning!

Do you know you made a mistake? Huh?

Iverson: I see.

Wu: We don't quarrel.

Linda: What you can't forgive is-wake me up!

Iverson sits in front of Linda.

Iverson: The last thing I heard was to carry forward the style. Dude, the exam is from my point of view!

Wu: Huh? Today's exam?

Linda: Is that possible? My hands are numb today!

Iverson: Hehe, scared?

Xiao Wu: Did you sleep?

Linda: No! Tired of playing with grass!

Iverson: Hey, I want to boil the oil. Last night, it was a brightly lit night!

Wu: Oh, what about studying hard?

Ling: Do you mow the grass?

Iverson: Oh, I think exam strategy!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling leaned in: What do you think?

Iverson smiled. I tell you, this is a great move!

Xiao Wu and Linda: Say it!

Iverson: According to the copy of the book-(picks up the book)

Linda: Go ahead!

Wu: Good idea! I don't expect you to do anything.

Ling: Come on. Is this a trick?

Hey, to ease the tension, I'll give you a humorous puzzle.

Xiao Ai Xiao Wu ignored her.

Ling: How many steps are there? An exam answer sheet?

Xiao Ai Xiaowu leaned in: How many steps?

Linda: Three steps!

Step 1: Write down your name. (Nodding)

Step 2: Look at the headline! (Nodding)

Step 3:-Roll up your salary!

Iverson: Nothing, oh!

Xiao Wu: What is a composition?

Linda: I'll give you the topic of children; Say, who didn't come to the exam today?

Iverson: Who won't take the exam today? Linda?

Linda: I won't do that!

Xiao Ai: Look around, Wu?

Xiao Wu: Yes!

Iverson: Ah! I know. Amy.

Wu: You came for nothing! I didn't come, so I didn't come!

Ling: Teacher! Not yet!

The teacher is coming.

Three people were surprised: Lila? What did you say?/Sorry? Shit!

Teacher (noisy): What? Here comes the toad, huh?

Three people laughed.

Teacher: It's serious! Take this exam! This is unprofessional! What is the most important thing these days? Score! Points, your lifeblood! Test, test, man's magic!

Iverson: Copy, copy, let's cheat!

Teacher: Send it away! Not coming early for the exam is all its advantages! The exam started half an hour ago! What did you do?

Curly hair.

Teacher: The exam takes two hours! Don't hand in the papers for more than an hour! Please answer that the students want to pick up the pen, but they don't want to answer. Please have a rest. Students who want to go to the toilet-please restrain yourself!

Iverson: I have a good teacher ratio.

When he was a cat, he was looking for a companion mouse-unreasonable demands!

Linda: That's right! He is a legendary rapper, otherwise, how could he go on talking eloquently?

Teacher: Be quiet! You are quieter than a tree! Do you know how serious a mistake you have made? Heavier than the salt sea!

Tripartite copy.

Teacher: Students should not copy!

Xiao Wu and Xiao Ling: I didn't copy it!

The teacher walked up to Iverson: Students, please don't copy!

Iverson: How do you know? I'll copy a watch!

Teacher: I've seen your fake watch!

Iverson: (looking) Ouch! have bad luck

The teacher confiscated Iverson who was about to stand up and walk.

Teacher: Sit down! Don't go out for less than an hour!

The teacher went to a small lake next to a small copying roller to get a watch.

Teacher: OK, stop pretending!

I despise you for lying to these books. There is no technical content at all.

Why did you copy it to? So what? So what?

Xiao Wu: Another low point is low!

Teacher: (Kivu confiscates small volumes), you can sit down and reflect. Why cheat with books?

Xiao Wu: I don't want to take the book! Who? I don't like her (Linda) spreading grass!

Linda looked at Xiaojun.

Teacher: That's right. Remember to mow the grass next time! I like this studious child.

Teacher: Point! Distribution.

Received a good scroll.

Teacher: OK. I remember taking the advanced math exam this afternoon! (below)

Iverson: Ah! Take the exam in the afternoon?

Ling: Ah! ! Take the exam in the afternoon! (Taking the manuscript) What did you just take?

Wu: Gao ... How much is it? ! What kind of tree is that?

Three: how to study it to mow the grass!

Here comes the teacher (next to the teacher who can play with clothes).

Iverson: Chinese teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Ai, how did you write the words! (Rawls Iverson)

Iverson: What's wrong?

Teacher: You read books.

Iverson: "My teacher", my teacher has an oval face. ......

Teacher: Wait a minute. (pulls out a big sign that says Paw Paw) What kind of melon are you? You write to my teacher with claws!

Iverson: Teacher, the claws are facing the face. Can't you just make do with it?

Teacher: Then study.

Iverson: My teacher is so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful. ......

Teacher: Stop it! You wrote so much and looked so good. Why? So, write until the end!

Iverson: Teacher, didn't you write a requirement of not less than 500 words?

Teacher: So you can only have beautiful portraits?

Iverson: Don't you ask to write about your true feelings? This is how I feel!

Teacher: Well, to tell the truth, you only have 496 words!

Iverson: Oh! It's time to fix one: how beautiful!

Teacher: Look at your prose translation. How do you feel about the translation of Death with Pregnancy?

Iverson: Find the hanging of the old locust tree!

Teacher: Why is it an old tree? What do you think of your explanation of death? You wrote it!

Iverson: Hehe, I want to write!

Teacher: (with a helpless face) You, hang up!

Iverson: Give me a chance! I have rebuilt it five times!

Teacher: OK, I'll give you a chance. Cow blisters are easy to hear, the correct solution? You make it easy, because I will give it to you!

Iverson: Have you changed into a fish? ! Fish ... in the water, fish. ......

Maneuvering fish: (Laughter) Congratulations, you won-

Iverson: Is it over?

Teacher: (It doesn't matter) Sixth chance to rebuild. (below)

Linda, Xiao Wu: Well, I'm here to learn Gao Shu Cao.

The teacher is coming.

Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Wu!

Wu: Yes!

Teacher: Look at your paper!

My question is: what question, please answer.

What's your answer?

Xiao Wu: This is the answer. Please give points ... right?

Teacher: You call it a problem?

Teacher: You-OK, next,

Q&A: What is courage and how do you answer it?

Xiao Wu: I'll answer!

Teacher: Write five words!

Wu: (reading) This is courage! Yes! Then I handed in the following questions and didn't answer them. How well I can explain my courage!

Teacher: You-you wait to hang up!

Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I hung up for the fifth time!

Teacher: Let me ask you two questions. Look at your nature. ......

Wu: 2-too many!

Teacher: Well, the first question! You didn't answer the second question. I have to let you go. How much hair do you have?

Wu: If I am bald enough.

Teacher: One!

Xiao Wu: 123456789!

Teacher: How do you know?

Xiao Wu: Teacher, I can't answer the second question!

Teacher: OK! All right! Very good! Take it (pass a piece of paper)

Wu: This is-

Teacher: Reconstruction Act! (below)

Linda, Iverson: To study advanced mathematics-

The teacher is coming.

Linda: English teacher! (running)

Teacher: Linda, what should we do? No breakfast!

Linda: Eat-

Teacher: I saw you eat it this morning!

Linda: Have breakfast tomorrow!

Teacher: Linda, read this book. You know no one has the right to watch! You haven't read it, haven't you read the topic directly?

Ling: No!

Teacher: Dare to quibble!

Linda: I don't even look at the questions, I just choose the answers!

Teacher: Your paper! Why does it look familiar?

Linda: Can you not be familiar with it? Reading comprehension together ... each.

The teacher's first sentence was: Linda, you should wake up! You son of a bitch-

Ling: Ah! Teacher, I want to hang up five times, fifteen times, no, fifty times! I can't hang up!

Teacher: no, I didn't give it to you ... this ... for example, what do you mean by an evening dress that can be translated?

(Audience) This is an evening dress!

Linda looked at the little moxa, Jun Xiao.

Iverson: Night is best for big games!

Xiao Wu: MM is always clamoring to buy a dress!

Linda: Oh! Teacher, I know! It's pajamas!

The teacher shook his head. (below)

Ling: No, I have to find the teacher! Learn slowly! (below)

Iverson: Forget it. Learn it.

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