Ask a joke that can make a girl laugh until her stomach hurts.

1, Xiaoming and Xiaohua go to the zoo to play. When they entered the door, Xiao Ming pointed to Xiaohua and said to the doorman, "Look clearly! Come out later, don't say I stole your monkey! "

2. The first time a person sells popsicles in the market, he is embarrassed to sell them. A man next to him was shouting "selling popsicles", so he had to shout "me too."

The father said sternly to his daughter's boyfriend, "You only take my daughter to the movies every day, can't you do something else?" The young man was surprised and happy: "You mean you can do other things?"

4. Foreigners who have learned some Mandarin. Say hello to the secretary in the morning. "How are you?" The young lady stared at him. He paused and immediately said to her, "Hello, Mom!" " "

Two birds saw a hunter aiming at them. One said, you protect the scene and I'll call * *!

6. Two drunks were driving wildly. A: "Be careful! There is a sharp turn ahead. " B: "What? Aren't you driving? "

7. A customer angrily ran into the tailor's shop and pointed to the fashion designed by the shopkeeper for him, saying, "I was standing on the street corner yawning, and two people put letters in my mouth!"

8. A farmer's daughter was so ugly that he had to let her be a scarecrow in the corn field to scare crows. As a result, not only did she scare away the crows, but even three crows were scared to send some corn back.

9. China, Americans and Jews were drinking together, and three flies flew into their drinks. Americans drank an important drink, but China ignored it and drank it. The Jews grabbed the fly and shouted, spit it out! You spit out your drink!

10, my colleague and sister learned to surf the Internet in primary school and are very willing to chat. One day, she just entered a chat room and a netizen asked, "Are you a man or a woman?" I can't type yet, and neither can the "female". So she thought for a moment and replied, "I am a young lady." The netizen made a sentence: "Thank you for your frankness."