Begging king of comedy to misunderstand the script lines of the emperor's police and drug dealers, I want to play them.

A: Hello, yes, I've arrived at Liming Snack Bar, and now I'm waiting for Bear to come and change things! ! ! Bell said he changed the trading code to buy drugs. He's crazy! Shout out the code name so blatantly! The police are easy to find! ! What! ! Bear said that the more dangerous the code, the safer it is. Even if others really hear our signal, they will never think that we are buying drugs! Oh ~ ~ ~ ~ He's too tall! All right, I'll wait for him here. Rest assured, rest assured.

Hello, captain, this is XXX from the narcotics squad. Today, we got a message from an informant. The drug dealer, code-named Nobita, is about to go to Dawn Snack Bar to trade drugs. What do you mean, the code name of this operation is buying drugs? I remember. Buy drugs? You arranged for one of our colleagues to ambush here? That's great. I promise to finish the task. Don't worry, captain. (End call)

B: I think it's better to discuss with my colleagues before handling the case.

Then ask the person next to you to buy drugs? ) The first man runs away quickly. Buy drugs again? The second man also ran away. )

How did he know the code name of this operation when he heard about it! ! He is not a big bear! ! Don't put up with others! !

What a terrible situation! ! We haven't seen our colleagues here! I didn't see a big bear either!

A: Shh, shh, shh! ! ! !

Call me!

Are you looking for a bear, too?

Are you looking for him, too

A: Buy! B: Drugs! Really?

Two people shake hands at will!

A: Hahahaha, we are peers! !

B: Ha ha ha. It's hard to find you! ! There were too many people who didn't pay attention when I came in just now. Now I want to introduce myself solemnly. My name is XXX. . (hastily interrupted by A)

How can you shout your name and shake hands? ! B: What's the matter? ) It's too easy to expose yourself. Sit down.

B:oooooo, (pointing to his glasses) isn't it easy for you to expose yourself?

A: I did this to hide myself better. People in our line of work must keep a low profile.

B: it's too low-key!

A: Brother, which district are you in charge of now?

Oh, I'm in the east.

No wonder you look strange. I'm in charge of the west.

B: Oh! ! ~ ~ You used to be in the west, but our leader didn't make it clear to us. So I really don't know.

A: Leadership! ! Is there a leader in our line of work?

B: Don't you have a leader there? !

A: We all call ourselves bosses, not leaders, and this is not a state-owned enterprise! ~

Oh ~ ~ We are sometimes called bosses there.

A: How long has my brother been in this business?

B: in this line! Actually, it didn't take long. I graduated from college. No, I started this job after I graduated from graduate school.

A: Graduate school! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Do this! ! ! Oh, man, I'm not talking about you. There is a lot of work to do after graduation. Why are you doing this? !

Because this is my childhood dream.

A: What! Childhood dream! ! Some people dreamed of doing this when they were young! ! !

B: You don't understand the situation. In my family, my father is like this, so is my father's father, and so is my father's father! Therefore, I felt that I was particularly talented in this respect since I was a child. For example, I don't even have to look at people I just need to close my eyes and smell it, and I will know what he does!

A: ouch! No wonder your East Side is so powerful in the past two years. This work started with dolls!

B: Hey, big brother, are you short of people recently? If I am short, I can introduce many classmates! All graduated from graduate school!

A: They all graduated from graduate schools! ! Everyone wants to do this! !

B: You don't know. Now you are our business! It is the ideal of many college graduates and graduate students.

A: Ideally, it is said that it is difficult for college graduates to find jobs now. Is that so? !

B: Ah, that's right. That's right.

A: What do you think is good in our business? Being bitter and tired may cost us our lives. That girl is willing to care more about us! I can't go home for three days.

B: But my problem has been solved now, because our boss is very kind and introduced me to someone.

What does your wife do?

B: He is the director of this Dawn District Public Security Bureau! ! (A: Fell off the stool) You reacted so badly!

A: You, you, you, you, your wife is from the Public Security Bureau! He is a policeman. Aren't you scared? !

B: What's there to be afraid of? We are all like this here. Is it inconvenient for us to work? ! Yes! ! Hehe, so your girlfriend is

A: it's hard to say ~ ~ ~ (b: oh, forget it) (a suddenly jumped up and said, forget it, I'll tell you! My wife is the holder)

B: ah ~ ~ ~ it's good to apply for a permit! It's a civil servant certificate. What certificate did she apply for?

A: False certificate! ~! ! So she can do anything! !

B: You found a fake ID card as your girlfriend!

A: She's not my girlfriend! We have been married for more than ten years!

B: Ah! ! ! ! ! Then why did you marry him? !

A: Because I love her! Forget it, forget it. In fact, people in our line of work must be modest and prudent. See that man in the back? He's been looking around! I think he is suspicious!

B: Him! It's a policeman from a nearby police station. Wait a minute! ! !

A: You. . . What are you doing? Come back! ! Oh, dear! !

B: I let him go first, hehe. I think you are too experienced, big brother. I went over and told him that you were too conspicuous here and affected our work, so I asked him to go back first.

A: You told him it was indecent, and he left! !

No, no, no. We know him. He just graduated from graduate school.

This is A's phone ringing.

A: Feed the bear? Where have you been? ! Come on, come on. I'll wait for you here, hurry up!

Nothing, it's the big bear.

B: What! ! ! Bear will call you directly. Great! You are the eldest brother! ! He called the child directly!

A: Don't exaggerate, brother. You see, when you see the big bear and the boss sends you alone, you have a bright future.

B: You flatter me, but you have a point. Our boss told me that if I succeeded, we would collectively go to the Dawn Hotel for a celebration party.

A: What! ! Go to the Dawn Hotel to celebrate! !

B: Yes! We must invite all our colleagues in the east.

A: You don't have to be so high-profile!

B: What's so high-profile? We're going to invite many media reporters from the TV station to report. Our public relations director has been busy with this matter recently.

A: You all have public relations directors there! ! Oh, dear! ! I tell you, I've only seen these movies in Hong Kong before, but I didn't expect you to be so international.

B: Ouch! Brother, we must keep pace with the times! We should keep pace with the times! I tell you, I heard that we will change weapons in two days.

A: I agree! ! ! You all need to change your weapons! !

B: won't you change it?

We always buy whatever we want and throw it away when we use it!

B: Ah! ! ! ! That thing is not easy to throw, is it? Then you still have money.

A: Brother, what weapon are you using now? !

B: (surreptitiously pulls out a gun) This model is what we use now.

A: How scary! ! ! You have a gun! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

B: What's the big deal? We all have one! ! ! However, we strictly control it and can only use it for major activities.

A: What! ! Each of you has one!

What is this? We have submachine guns! ! Like MP5! Recently, our boss talked about whether we can get a helicopter to use. Then what weapon are you using? !

A: It is hard to say ~ ~

Then forget it.

A: Forget it. Let me tell you something. We used to use kitchen knives, sticks and bricks, but our boss only used pig knives!

B: Ah, ha, ha, big brother, I think people in our line of work should have a sense of humor like you. When telling jokes, don't laugh at others. Hehehehehe, I have to go to the bathroom. Wait a minute. (the police officer's card has fallen out)

A: What! ! ! ! ! He is a policeman. No, I have to go.