Connotative topics

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The company arranged for me to go on a business trip with a female colleague yesterday. We had a busy day and had a supper together in the evening. When we returned to the hotel and were about to part ways, the female colleague asked me with a smile, "Whose song is the glory days?" I blurted out, "It's by Wong Ka Kui!" The female colleague snorted. With a cry, he turned around and left! Did I say something wrong?

2

Today my dirty deskmate asked me a question. Ten men peeked at five women taking a shower and guessed an idiom. If you can’t guess, is it because I’m not dirty enough?

3

Recently, a beautiful teacher came to our school. She was about 20 years old. She was called Teacher 20 in private. Once Teacher 20 asked: Why do I call her Teacher 20? Me: Teacher, how do you pronounce 20 in English? The teacher covered his face shyly...

4

An old man was riding a camel in the desert. Suddenly his bestiality came out and he wanted to force the camel, but the camel resisted desperately. The old man had to give up and walked for a while. He found a beautiful woman lying in the desert, dying. After a lot of effort, the old man finally rescued the beautiful woman. The beautiful woman looked at the old man, looked at the endless desert, and sighed. , both of us are going to die in the desert anyway, just do whatever you want, the old man happily took the beautiful woman’s hand and said...

5

The teacher said once in class , the freshman girls are apples, because they are still very green; the sophomore girls are strawberries, they look good, and they taste delicious; the junior girls are pineapples, although they look old on the outside, but they taste sour. Sweet; senior girls are tomatoes. When we asked why, the teacher laughed and said nothing...

Do you understand?

If you don’t understand, just ask and you are still a good student!

Quickly find Brother Duan, the old driver will give you the answer

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A young girl of about twenty years old came to the company. One day we were chatting with several men and opening up the topic. I thought it would make her blush with embarrassment, but instead she listened attentively. Sometimes he shook his head and cast a look of contempt at me. I stood up suddenly: "My sister seems to have a lot of experience, why not share it." She smiled "haha" and ignored me. I said angrily: "Brother is also a person who has experienced hundreds of battles!" She seemed a little impatient, walked up to me, took off her shoes, revealing a red rope on her feet. I was speechless and resigned.

7

Sun Wukong went to borrow a banana fan from Princess Iron Fan. Princess Iron Fan said: Old Niu doesn’t come back every day. If you can extinguish the fire in my heart, I will borrow the fan. Let you put out the fire in the Flame Mountain. Sun Wukong: Sister-in-law, I am already a monk and cannot break my precepts. However, I know a fairy friend who can definitely help you get rid of the fire. Princess Iron Fan acquiesced, but soon there was a howl of pain~~Who did Wukong invite?

8

A man survived a plane crash and then escaped to a small On the island, he wrote a big SOS on the open space of the island, but it had no effect. After a while, he changed SOS to sosnovka military base, and soon more than 30 people jumped out of a passing plane.

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One day the goddess invited me to play at her house. When I arrived at her house, I found the goddess