What are some super funny campus jokes?

1, Xueba asks Xueyu:? Do you have a brief history of time? Scum: Who will pick it up when you have time?

2. I went to the canteen to prepare meals a

What are some super funny campus jokes?

1, Xueba asks Xueyu:? Do you have a brief history of time? Scum: Who will pick it up when you have time?

2. I went to the canteen to prepare meals at noon and was about to find a place, but Nima slipped and fell to the ground. The dish basin in the left hand was missing, and the left eye caught a glimpse of the food on an aunt's head. I quickly closed my eyes and pretended that my ass was dizzy. My cousin immediately carried me out of the canteen. As soon as I got out of the canteen, I jumped off the dormitory and flew, even afraid to take the washbasin!

It turns out that physical exercise is not good for your health. Believe it or not, PE teachers are often sick and can't come to class, but math, Chinese and foreign language teachers are not only not sick, but also can help substitute classes! It's incredible!

4. Being late on rainy days was caught by the head teacher at the door of the classroom. Nima even punished me for giving an umbrella to the Shakespeare statue under the teaching building twice. . .

5, near the college entrance examination, there are many couples in the class. The head teacher held a meeting: it is normal for you to fall in love at your age, but I hope everyone will exercise restraint and have a physical examination early, so as not to suddenly have more people in the class. ?

6. The teacher caught playing cards in the self-study class and the cards were confiscated. . . . . After a while, the teacher came to us and said, why has Xiao Wang disappeared? Hand it over. . . ?

7、? Today is the first day of class. I'm still a little excited to think of it Am I sleeping? Or listen to music? Still playing with your mobile phone? Or eat snacks? Really tangled! ? Stop pestering the teacher and give us a lesson quickly. The class will be over soon! ?

8. The goddess who has been chasing for a long time finally promised me today. Everyone says that she is very simple and has never seen her sleep with other boys. I coaxed and cheated, and finally got her into bed, so I took off my pants excitedly. Suddenly! She said: Why do you men like to wear underwear of this color?

9. Xiaoming said to Xiaohong:? You want to get my kiss pregnant, and you're responsible? . Xiaoming exclaimed:? Kissing has nothing to do with having a baby? Xiaohong:? Of course there is! If you don't believe me, go back and ask mom and dad if they are your own!

10. Today, my roommate suddenly asked me: Do you smell it? Is there any smell? I sniffed a few mouthfuls: Yes, it stinks! Roommate calmly said: Well, I farted.

1 1. After four years in college, I found my figure getting worse and worse, my appearance getting worse and worse, my habits getting worse and worse, my quality getting worse and worse, my temper getting worse and worse, my grades getting worse and worse, and people and society can't catch up!

12, the academic affairs office closed the WiFi in the teaching building in order to let everyone study with peace of mind. . . Later, the academic affairs office came to give classes to everyone and turned on the WiFi in the teaching building.

13, the Chinese teacher is holding a test paper: "Today, the test paper is down. I want to severely criticize a classmate. I haven't finished my composition yet, and I still want to get high marks. I won't say my name because it's the first place. Come on, Wang Xiaoming, put your paper. "

14, I saw a girl on the school road and accosted her: Beauty, you are also a freshman! My sister smiled and said, no, I'm a junior. I said, oh. . . Turned out to be a senior. Just looking at your skin, I thought you just finished military training like me.

Xiaoming, do you know 15? My father said that people were changed by monkeys. Stupid nonsense? . I don't believe it! ! Xiao Ming is true? . My father would never lie to me! ! Stupid? That's good! Go back and ask your father which zoo he used to live in. Xiaoming.

16, just playing ball with my classmates, an aunt who collects bottles came over. Aunt:? Young man, your water bottle. . . ? Me:? You can take this water bottle. I don't want it. ? Aunt took the water bottle and said, I mean, your level is too poor. ? Me. . .

17. My roommates are two misers. They always ask me to bring them something when they go out. Shampoo and toothpaste are all mine. I don't know. For my own reasons, I had to leave school early. When you leave early, pour out the shampoo and put in the depilatory cream. Am I right?

18. The invigilator caught cheating in the examination room. I said angrily to the invigilator. Do you know who my father is? The invigilator actually asked: Do you know who my father is? I immediately lowered my head: Dad, isn't your father my grandfather?

19, there was a teacher's home visit. When I got home, the teacher said to my father, Hello, I'm your son's head teacher. My name is Jinlian. ? Dad said: hello! Hello! Please sit down, Miss Pan. ? Head teacher:? Sorry, my last name is Kim.

20. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I pointed to the blackboard and wrote that xx was a puppy running out of the classroom crying. Now it's always said that you're a dog if you're stuck, and you're a dog if you're hungry, single dog!