Suzhou Mobile

1. I just saw a Weibo in Hecaitou: China Mobile achieved a net profit of 115.2 billion yuan last year, earning 32 million yuan every day, 3653 yuan per second.

2. Is China Mobile opening a printing machine?

3. How does China Mobile print money? The following joke is very clear:

China mobile official pig Guli went into the public toilet,

"What for?" Grandpa.

"I'm the mobile boss, and I'm in a hurry." Pig guli

"fifty cents in and thirty cents out." Grandpa.

"What comes out is also charged?" Pig guli

"We implement two-way charging here. If you have a toilet package, you can charge one way. " Grandpa.

"ok, I'll pay." Pig guli

"shit or pee?" Grandpa.

"shit, hurry up." Pig guli

"Well, do you need a set meal? If you defecate 5 times at a time, you can get a discount and defecate 3 times. " Grandpa.

"Stop it, I'll go in first and come out to pay at once." After the boss went in, he chose the last pit and came out after a long time.

"Sir, you chose the No.5 pit, and you have to pay 5 cents for the number selection.

You didn't say not to play music when you were in it, so you charged 6 cents each time.

In addition, you spent fifteen minutes and one second in it. The first minute was charged at 5 cents per minute, and then at 4 cents per minute.

less than one minute is charged as one minute.

In addition, since your discharge takes up our sewer bandwidth, please pay the monthly fee, 5 yuan.

Finally, you can see other people entering the toilet through the small hole. Please pay 1 yuan for the display fee.

so, Mr. boss, we don't use credit cards here, and you always have to pay 59.4 cents.

If it is not paid within the time limit, we will calculate the late payment fee at the rate of three thousandths of the daily fee without prior notice, and we will call for payment through legal means when it reaches 1, yuan. "

just after grandpa finished speaking, Mr. pig guli plopped down in the urinal.