(50 points indicates sincerity) Use one sentence to describe how delicious the food in the canteen is? The more difficult you are, the better, and your score will definitely increase.

40 classics on the message book in the university cafeteria

Slumdog Published on 2006.06.20 11:27 Viewed 8,747 times

1) May I ask who is selling the hood? What's the name of the spicy soup girl?

2) Why is there rice in the sand in your canteen?

3) Can you stop the cook from sticking his fingers into my vegetables~~~~~~~~~~~~

4) Use a vegetable picker Cook the ribs over high heat, cook the vegetables as if cooking the ribs, and you're ready to eat.

5) The leech in the water spinach tastes good. It is recommended to cook it until it is eight-cooked.

6) Shredded chicken with Beijing sauce, curry chicken, cola chicken, kung pao chicken, fried chicken steak, shredded chicken tofu, braised chicken legs, seeded chicken bones, cucumber chicken, green bean chicken . . . . Are all the pigs, cattle, sheep, shrimps and fish dead?

7) Shred green peppers, braise in soy sauce, braise eggplant, slice bitter melon, mince vermicelli, stir-fry, sauté green onions and stew radish. . . . There's something I haven't seen for a long time.

8) I know that the people in the canteen are kind-hearted and fear that our teeth will not be strong, so in order to strengthen our teeth, they add a lot of pebbles to the rice...

9) Today's dish : Stir-fried eggplant, green vegetables, face towel, ancient meat, east melon and edamame...

10) If your meal intake is 4 taels, it is recommended that you do not eat 4 taels at once, but 2 taels and then combine together. In this way, your "4 taels" are definitely more than others' 2 taels - this is the classic canteen 2+2>4 theory, and math experts are strongly required to give detailed proofs----

11) If you are very hungry, it is strongly recommended that you do not order a meat dish, because in this case, you will feel that the gain is not worth the loss. Spare ribs are ribs. You have not stuffed your teeth with meat residue, and the rest is He will be very grateful to you if he can give you "prosperous wealth" --- As the saying goes, one life is enough to create 7 pagodas, not to mention "prosperous wealth"? So your only way is to use the 2+2>4 theory, and then order a piece of shredded potatoes. If you still feel hungry, you can order another piece of shredded potatoes. If you still feel hungry, you can ------ until Once you feel like vomiting, you can basically meet the requirements. Wish you a good appetite

12) I once asked the canteen staff on the guestbook whether they were cooks or breeders.

13) Why is there so little Xiaoqiang in the fried Xiaoqiang with green pepper and lean meat! !

14) Please replace the bad guy at the non-vegetarian window over there with a beautiful girl. We boys are at such a disadvantage because all the girls in the school have to finish eating before it’s our turn. It’s all soup!

15) If you don’t go to the canteen, you won’t know what it means to save the leftovers at lunch and reheat them at night. The leftovers at night can be used as stuffing for steamed buns the next morning

16) Flavor restaurants On the guestbook: It is recommended to cancel the flavor restaurant!

17) Dialogue heard in the cafeteria: (A boy finished his meal) What is this?

Stir-fried potatoes and meat

What to stir-fry potatoes?

Stir-fried potatoes and meat

What to stir-fry potatoes?

Stir-fried potatoes and meat

What to stir-fry potatoes?

Meat...

(Finally the cook came to his senses and added some meat to the boys)

18) Why did the food used for cooking disappear with me? The ear picker looks so similar? Where did you buy it?

19) The funniest thing in the canteen opinion book is "It is recommended to ban feeding!" (ggmm mutual feeding)

20) Even if you are studying chemistry, you can still distinguish the smell of Didi Fang from detergent. Tnnd use Didi Fang in the cafeteria!

21) There is a big difference between cucumber mixed with sting skin and cucumber mixed with sting skin

22) There are caterpillars in vegetables and iron wire in vermicelli. Is this fishing? Or feeding? Fish?

23) There are too few stones in the rice. Can I add some more?

24) Tonight’s seaweed, egg, and mouse soup was pretty good --- a message from a classmate who ate a little mouse from the soup

25) Next time, could you please stop looking for it? Return my money and hide it in the dish

26) One time my classmate went to eat noodles. Halfway through, he seemed to have eaten a piece of meat. He was very happy (because he ordered plain noodles) , it took me a long time to bite it, but it didn’t break. When I took it out, it turned out to be a band-aid, and it was still used. After I heard him talking about this, I had to turn over the noodles two or three times every time before I dared to eat them< /p>

27) In order to avoid concerns about residual pesticides, it is necessary to prove that the vegetables in the canteen are definitely green vegetables. Every time I eat spinach, there are little caterpillars!

28) When I ate a stocking in the spicy soup, the boss reacted quickly and said: "Why didn't the kelp be cut?"

29) I don't have to do it every time I have a four-haired bra. Add a few more grains of sand to me.

30) Although I like money. But you don’t always have to use your hand after taking the money to give me food

31) It’s really disappointing to say that it’s really a common thing that one dish can only cover the bottom of the bowl. Another time, the Xiaoqiang in my dish was missing a leg, Han Na~~~

32) Prices should be generally reduced by at least 1 yuan. I can recite the menu by heart. Anyway, I have eaten glass shards, broken iron shards, stones, magnetic flakes, and sold rotten rice...

33) What I vomit out after eating too much is fresher than what they just made. < /p>

34) The flies are not fried yet. Remember to sprinkle more salt in the caterpillar soup.

35) Can you not drown the flies in the tomato soup? !

36) Canteen = Chemistry Laboratory

37) Can the beef stew with potatoes be changed to beef stew with clods?

38) We are not chickens, so we don’t need to eat sand to help digestion!

39) When decorating the canteen, my bookshelf has no shortage of nails. If the canteen is disinfected, I won't have a stomachache. If the canteen is reformed, my wallet will be hungry. Every extra day the canteen is open, the flies and cockroaches around us will face extinction. The cafeteria is very good. It provided whatever we needed. Hehehehe, even if he got injured playing basketball, he wouldn’t be afraid of not having a Band-Aid, because Garlic Sprouts must have been injured too, and he would be covered with a Band-Aid.

40) I ate another fly today, so high