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Beautiful dialogue about rabbits and turtles in the famous flower drum.
Fame: All I know now is that I finally married my beloved Huagu, and your identity has been my wife ever since (naughty snickering).
Master: Naughty boy, our matchmaker, what are you laughing at?
Yang Ming: Silly girl, do you think I am a rabbit or a turtle?
Ancient painting: When I first met you, I thought you were a rabbit and I was a turtle.
Ancient paintings: Because I have been rolling in the market since I was a child, I have to struggle for survival every day. I look like a tortoise crawling slowly step by step. What about you? Born in a rich palace, I have the love of my parents, and I don't worry about food and clothing. I don't necessarily think of others when I do something. I am so smug!
Fame: Well, I admit what you said, but now I think you are a rabbit and I am a turtle.
Ancient painting: Ah, why?
Famous: Because only I am a tortoise will run with rabbits. This rabbit is chased by too many people.
Ancient painting: But in fairy tales, the rabbit finally stopped. As long as the tortoise works hard, it will be worthy of the rabbit.
Yang Ming: That's right. Then my turtle must have caught up with the rabbit.
Ancient painting: How can a person admit that he is a turtle? Besides, I'm not very proud.
Fame: What does it matter what I do for your beautiful rabbit? And you have a handsome husband like me, aren't you proud?
Ancient painting: Wow! You are a tortoise.
Fame: Do you really want the person you like to be a turtle?
Ancient painting: What do you think?
Name: you! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fame: Silly girl, meeting you is the greatest happiness in my life.
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