Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - Yang Shulin's sketch because of love lines?
Yang Shulin's sketch because of love lines?
Guo Jiayi: Don't worry.
Yang Shulin: I wish you happiness.
Liu Zhiyang: Don't worry, brother, I'll never talk about divorce again.
Yang Shulin: No mention.
Silver: Yang Shulin, don't run. Get a divorce.
Yang Shulin: Honey, I was teasing you this morning. I don't want to divorce you.
Silver: I thought you said, let me help you with everything. Divorced, free.
Yang Shulin: I know you care about me.
Silver: You know it's too late now. Divorce.
Yang Shulin: No, don't be angry. The point is that you always say that I am old these days, and my heart is a little uncertain.
Silver: Who thinks you are old?
Yang Shulin: You don't think I'm old. You have to make me wear a mask, drink collagen and give me hyaluronic acid.
Silver: You know what? It's so expensive that I don't even want to use it.
Yang Shulin: I know I was wrong. Don't be angry. We're not leaving.
Silver: No, I have to leave.
Yang Shulin: Are you sure you want to leave?
Silver: Yeah.
Yang Shulin: Well, before the divorce, there are some things I have to make clear.
Silver: Go ahead.
Yang Shulin: If you are divorced, you should turn on the air conditioner less in summer. You are so young that you catch a cold easily. In winter, you wear a scarf. Your cervical vertebra is still not good. You should watch less Korean dramas. Your eyes are swollen every time you cry. Please forgive me.
Silver: You don't have enough reasons. Please find another reason, a more suitable reason for me to forgive you.
Yang Shulin: Well, I'll give you a reason to forgive me. There are 7.5 billion people in this world. For example, we can live to 80 years old. We can meet almost 3000 people. Only 0.007% can truly love each other and live together every day. Honey, if you leave me, where can you find 0.007? Forgive me, you.
Silver: Come on, come on, don't be shy. Your knee should hurt.
Yang Shulin: Forgive me.
Silver: I forgive you this time. If you do this again, I won't spare you.
Yang Shulin: Don't worry, I promise it won't happen again. Do you see it? This man, especially a man, has to listen to his daughter-in-law, and only by listening to her can he be forgiven.
Silver: Listen carefully, Yang Shulin. I forgive you, not because you listened to me.
Yang Shulin: What's that for?
Silver: Because of love.
- Related articles
- On-site combat criticism
- Create a sentence using tick (about 30)
- Why do some people say "Red Cliff" is like "Laughing at the Three Kingdoms"? What's so funny?
- Books about Bruce Lee.
- List of novels with lost waistcoat
- Why do netizens say that you don't have to worry about playing mobile phones when you take the subway? Is there a good chance of meeting Jackson Yee?
- How many gifts are appropriate for Chinese New Year?
- The fourth bull market series: how do plates rotate?
- Grandpa who buys vegetables jokes video.
- 500-word composition about Dragon Boat Festival.