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Yang Shulin's sketch because of love lines?

Yang Shulin: You guys, don't get divorced when you meet some trivial matters, okay? It's normal for couples to meet each other. Let's tolerate each other, shall we? Sister in law, be careful in the future.

Guo Jiayi: Don't worry.

Yang Shulin: I wish you happiness.

Liu Zhiyang: Don't worry, brother, I'll never talk about divorce again.

Yang Shulin: No mention.

Silver: Yang Shulin, don't run. Get a divorce.

Yang Shulin: Honey, I was teasing you this morning. I don't want to divorce you.

Silver: I thought you said, let me help you with everything. Divorced, free.

Yang Shulin: I know you care about me.

Silver: You know it's too late now. Divorce.

Yang Shulin: No, don't be angry. The point is that you always say that I am old these days, and my heart is a little uncertain.

Silver: Who thinks you are old?

Yang Shulin: You don't think I'm old. You have to make me wear a mask, drink collagen and give me hyaluronic acid.

Silver: You know what? It's so expensive that I don't even want to use it.

Yang Shulin: I know I was wrong. Don't be angry. We're not leaving.

Silver: No, I have to leave.

Yang Shulin: Are you sure you want to leave?

Silver: Yeah.

Yang Shulin: Well, before the divorce, there are some things I have to make clear.

Silver: Go ahead.

Yang Shulin: If you are divorced, you should turn on the air conditioner less in summer. You are so young that you catch a cold easily. In winter, you wear a scarf. Your cervical vertebra is still not good. You should watch less Korean dramas. Your eyes are swollen every time you cry. Please forgive me.

Silver: You don't have enough reasons. Please find another reason, a more suitable reason for me to forgive you.

Yang Shulin: Well, I'll give you a reason to forgive me. There are 7.5 billion people in this world. For example, we can live to 80 years old. We can meet almost 3000 people. Only 0.007% can truly love each other and live together every day. Honey, if you leave me, where can you find 0.007? Forgive me, you.

Silver: Come on, come on, don't be shy. Your knee should hurt.

Yang Shulin: Forgive me.

Silver: I forgive you this time. If you do this again, I won't spare you.

Yang Shulin: Don't worry, I promise it won't happen again. Do you see it? This man, especially a man, has to listen to his daughter-in-law, and only by listening to her can he be forgiven.

Silver: Listen carefully, Yang Shulin. I forgive you, not because you listened to me.

Yang Shulin: What's that for?

Silver: Because of love.