A humorous joke.

My son was taking a bath just now. My son asked me to pass him a towel. I don't want to move So I called my daughter-in-law and no one answered for a long time. Suddenly, my son came. Your daughter-in-law takes a bath with me. ? Is it funny? The following are jokes prepared by the joke column. Let's laugh together!

Laughter and low-level humor jokes: many girls were shot. Punctuality and low humor jokes 1, father:? Why are you crying?

Xiaoming:? I lost your beloved canary when I was cleaning the birdcage. ?

Father:? What did you use to clean it?

Xiaoming:? Vacuum cleaner. ?

2. In class, the teacher asked:? Xiao Qiang, you answer, what's the use of cuckoo?

Xiao Qiang jokingly replied:? Cloth can make clothes, grain can be used as food, and birds can lay eggs to eat. ?

Teacher: Mary, why don't you answer this question?

Xiaoming: Because I'm afraid.

Teacher: What are you afraid of?

Xiaoming: I'm afraid the candy in my mouth will fall out.

4. teacher:? What is 2 minus 1?

? Is equal to 1, teacher?

? Not bad! So, 10 minus 10?

? I don't know?

? Don't worry. Let me make an analogy. If you have 10 candy in your pocket, but you lose it all at once, what else do you have in your pocket?

Xiao Ming immediately replied:? There's another hole. ?

1, Doreen Allene Green has opened a beauty salon, and the business is very hot. One day, she was invited to participate in Forest TV? Modern business? Be a guest in the column.

Moderator: Hello, Squirrel Girl, what's your business secret?

Doreen Allene Green: I think it is very important to do a good job in marketing and advertising. Now I have 10 marketing consultant.

Moderator: Can you talk about the specific operation?

Squirrel Girl: Yes, I arranged for five toads to walk into the beauty salon in the morning and five frogs to walk out of the beauty salon in the afternoon.

Frog and toad became brothers. Toad said, I am the eldest brother.

The frog said: No, you see your zit has not disappeared. I must be the big brother.

Two sparrows fell in love, and one day they stood on the wire and dated.

Sparrow said, honey, let's go back to our hometown in the countryside. It's too difficult to find food in the city.

Sparrow girl pursed her lips and said, I'm not leaving. In the city, it is the city girl who starved to death, and in the countryside, it is also the firewood girl who is dying.

4. The mouse asked the cat:? The master doesn't give you fish every day, but why do you catch me?

The cat said, it's my job to catch you, and the owner pays for the fish. How can I get paid if I don't work?

One day, Miss Swallow went to the car showroom to see the car, and the sales consultant warmly received her.

Sales Consultant: Look, Sister Yan, this car is equipped with a reversing radar, which makes it safer for you to reverse.

Swallow: I won't consider this.

The sales consultant is confused:

Swallow: Hehe, because my boyfriend is a bat. .

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