Selected cold jokes, female colleagues ask everyone: how much is 3 MINUS 8?

1. The patients in the intensive care unit of the hospital always die around eleven o'clock on Sunday, and even some people are not life-threatening at that time. This puzzled doctors, and some even thought that some supernatural force was at work, so expert groups around the world became a scientific research institution to investigate the reasons. They hurried to the hospital. One Sunday morning, a few minutes before 10, all doctors and nurses in the hospital followed the expert group to the front of the intensive care unit to pay attention to this terrible phenomenon. The clock just struck 1 1. The cleaner who cleaned on Sunday walked into the intensive care unit, unplugged the wire plug of the life support system of seriously ill patients, and then plugged in the vacuum cleaner plug to start cleaning ... 2. Anonymous rode his bike through the tunnel in the middle of the night and fell off the chain, so he had to wave for help at the roadside. I saw the cars in the slow lane. I saw her. Get out of the fast lane. I was depressed when a car passed by and actually backed up. A burst of joy in my heart, I want to move forward. Only to see the back window of the car roll down and a pile of paper money spill down head on ... 3. The architect built a mausoleum for the rich businessman. The rich businessman asked the architect who had been busy for a year: Is there something missing? The architect says you're all he needs now. 4. Once upon a time, there was an old man who liked soup very much. As long as he doesn't drink for a day, he feels uncomfortable all over and asks his wife to cook for him every day. Then one day, his wife passed away. He doesn't have soup either! So he began to let his wife cook. But it is better for a daughter-in-law to cook. He always throws it aside and says, "This is not the smell. You can cook such a terrible soup! " At first, my daughter-in-law always hesitated, thinking that it would taste good if cooked. But as the days passed, she still couldn't do it and became more and more impatient. Finally, she was murdered. She wants to kill her father-in-law, but she doesn't know how. She thought and thought, and suddenly found a rusty pesticide in the corner. She sprayed it into the soup. Then summon up courage to give it to my father-in-law. I saw her father-in-law shouting, "That's the smell! This is the taste! "