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20 13 talk about domineering personality and emotions. Being good to the enemy is to slap yourself ~
Second, love has no value. Not worth it. Just willing or not.
What others think of you has nothing to do with you, and how you live has nothing to do with others.
Fourth, some people just miss not being in touch; Just pay attention and don't bother.
My character depends on who I am and my attitude depends on who you are.
Lend my shoulder as a pillow when you need it.
7. Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.
Eight, a state that men have always wanted to maintain: eating the original meal and sleeping in a bed for three people.
Nine, we can only be silent across the long coastline.
Forgive that time cannot be turned back, even if the ending is not what we want.
On the day you left, I decided not to shed tears, covering my eyes against the wind and trying not to blink.
Sometimes, you choose to keep your distance from someone, not because you don't care, but because you clearly know that he doesn't belong to you.
Thirteen, a cold liquid swished into the heart and then flowed all over the body, and all the blood vessels contracted because of this sudden pain.
14. Will you see me turn your loss into my sadness?
15, don't give me hope and let me down, I'm afraid, I'll despair,
What's better than drowning in the sea #
Seventeen, feelings are sometimes like a game, and the coup is invisible.
Eighteen, chasing you three times, here, that's enough.
Nineteen, give me a car accident, either amnesia or death.
Twenty, I also had a dream, and then I was lonely.
2 1. If you can't stay with me for a long time, just ignore me.
Twenty-two, girls should find a boy who can't bear to be angry with himself.
Twenty-three ★,? Fairy tale is over, forgetting is happiness. ? ㄣ
What happened in twenty-four or three years? What happened in five years? How can you get someone you love without hard work?
Twenty-five When will the feelings of helplessness, anxiety and fear disappear?
At the age of 26, he smiled at me and I lost my mind. Even if he says aboveboard, I will follow him and say: Yes! Every corner is a right angle!
It is said that if you have a fever for an hour, you will have selective amnesia. What would you choose to forget?
You have a good life. Why should I bother to read your information? I smiled helplessly.
Twenty-nine, on the day you left, I decided not to shed tears, to resist the wind and not to blink.
In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love.
3 1. Will someone tell me to stop pretending? I know you're unhappy.
Thirty-two, modern women subtract three from four. Three obedience, never gentle, never considerate, never reasonable. Fourth, say no, fight no, scold no, and provoke no.
33. At the beginning of life, those who are good in nature are heroes who don't do their homework. What should the teacher do when checking? Raise the broom and work with him.
34. I can't bear to be bullied at an innocent age, and I won't let you down when I am young and absurd.
Thirty-five, my friend, you go, I won't see you off; Come, rain or shine, I will pick you up.
Thirty-six, we separated many times, and every time I smiled and said yes, you asked me if I was ok, and I said yes, but you didn't see my tears.
37. Many things can only be seen clearly when the distance is getting farther and farther.
38. Did you say that the happiness you gave me was watching you two show your love in front of me?
There are always people around who are as black as crows and laugh at black charcoal.
Forty, the phone hung up with a beep, my hand was released, love was gone, and you turned and left. Did you hear my heart breaking?
Forty-one.-Truth just adds an expression and becomes a joke.
Dad slapped me.
Passing the stationery store I used to go to, I remembered the days when I bought pens with my favorite girls in junior high school. She always writes her own name when she tries to pick up the pen, and I will secretly write I like you after her name after she turns around. Nowadays, years make people old. Although I am the mother of two children, I still miss my ignorance at that time.
My wife is clamoring for a divorce. On her way to the court, she passed a wide but not deep river. The husband said, "Let me carry you across the river!" " "The wife fell on her husband's back and crossed the river. They didn't go far, and the wife said, "Forget it, don't go. Let's go back. "The husband asked," Aren't you clamoring for a divorce? "The wife said," If I really get divorced, who will carry me across the river when I come back? "
I'm going to resign soon, and I still have money in my medical insurance card. I want to brush some health care products for my father or something. When I got home, I asked, "Dad, are you sick?" Dad looked at me in surprise! Dad didn't react for a moment, so I asked, "I mean, do you want to take medicine?" Dad slapped him with his hand. ...
The second-rate husband is getting desperate ~ ~ ~ giggle ~ ~ Yesterday he came back and said that his hand had been cut off. Let me find Yunnan Baiyao and a band-aid. I thought how serious it was. I took a closer look and said, Emma! Take the medicine quickly! I wish I hadn't,,,,
Once my brother joked with my sister-in-law. Pretend to be furious. Holding his fist and holding his sleeve, he said, I can't unless my wife cleans up. Sister-in-law also cooperated with fear and said, husband, husband, I know I was wrong. . Do not hit me. . Then the five-year-old daughter came into the room. . Pass my brother a belt. . Dad hits the ball with this. This hurts. At that time, my sister-in-law was forced to say: Is this still her daughter?
When I was in class, I suddenly heard the teacher call me, "wake up your deskmate and answer the questions on the blackboard!" " "But the situation at that time was that my left and right deskmates were asleep, but on the left was my big cousin. I certainly couldn't fool him, so I decisively woke up the principal who came to listen to the open class on the right. ...
The LZ family opened a fruit shop. One day, a sister came to buy fruit and asked me how much apples and peaches were. I said apple 5 yuan, peach 4 yuan. My sister will think and say, Do you want me to take some from each person, according to 50% of 4 yuan? Let me think about it. All right. As a result, my sister happily began to choose. Nima, I weighed it and found a big bag of apples with a Momo on it. . Are you kidding? ...
I'm nervous about going home to meet my parents with my boyfriend. My boyfriend has always comforted me that his parents are easy to get along with, so I don't have to be afraid. I believe him. However, the moment I saw my boyfriend's father, I almost burst into tears. Isn't this the uncle who quarreled with me when I went to buy fruit the other day because the weight was not enough ... I will always remember the sentence that my boyfriend's father said before he left home: "Little girls are usually very serious ..."
I went shopping yesterday and saw two Xiong Haizi fighting. One pushed the other to the ground, and two people blushed and their necks were thick. I was about to pull the shelf when I was suddenly pushed to the ground. One of them said to the other, "Tell me to pee later." The other said, "whoever runs away is his grandson." Sure enough, the one who was pressed to the ground, after urinating, lay on the ground again, maintaining the posture just now, and the two Xiong Haizi started again. . . Emma, the game has been suspended.
On the bus, a man slapped me and then slapped me. I was angry and said loudly, "smelly rascal, what do you want!" " "I didn't expect him to cover his mouth and say in disgust," Oh, it's a woman? "Fuck, you don't know you today without hitting your mother. You don't know I'm a woman. ...
Repairing the computer for the goddess, after a long time, it was finally repaired. "Well, I think it's time to go back." At this time, the goddess brought me a glass of red wine and said to me with blurred eyes, "It's so late, don't go back!" " "Get out, this is my home!"
Slap yourself and tell yourself not to be stupid-a sad and depressing sentence
There is no harm between us, because your participation in my life is enough.
I'm fine without you, but that doesn't mean you're unimportant.
Sometimes you can look at it indifferently, but sometimes you are too persistent.
The pain of all people is essentially due to anger at their incompetence.
There must be another me in the world, doing what I want and living the life I want.
It doesn't matter what you do, where you are or how you do it. What matters is who you are with.
Freedom is not to do whatever you want, but to do nothing if you want.
Why do you want to prove something to others? Life is better, but for yourself.
I believe everything is a seed. Only after burial can there be vitality.
I tore up those memories, but I couldn't escape having your dream.
In love, I will not leave. If you miss it, you won't come back.
I know a lot of things, but I still feel a knife in my heart.
Sometimes, the more you hide your feelings for someone, the deeper you get into it.
As long as you understand and cherish love and being loved, I am willing to wait for the future you give me.
It's not that I'm too sad, but that you don't understand my mood.
The heart can only bear the pain silently, and there is no need for unnecessary struggle.
I'm just a supporting role, and I'm only used to ordinary tastes.
Don't always think about playing with your feelings, or it will play with you one day.
A person is walking on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs.
Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, nothing is love.
It turns out that two people who used to be close to each other are not even as good as passers-by
I can think of the happiest thing: a woman with a bad temper married a husband with a good temper.
No matter what others say, I always like myself best.
A person is always just a person, a shadow that accompanies him.
I gave you my freedom back. Can you give me your heart back?
I don't want to be a brilliant fireworks in an instant, just want to be your ordinary forever.
They say life is like a play. The play can be repeated, but life is difficult to continue.
Even if someone breaks your heart, there will always be someone willing to repair it.
People who have a heart will miss each other no matter how far away; Careless people are close at hand but far away.
If you like it, you don't have to possess it. I am happy if you are happy.
I don't lack love. Your leaving just made me lose a habit.
Being strong is not the hardening of the heart, but the tears are spinning and you can laugh.
Only with a peaceful mind can we find unexpected beauty.
I have deleted all traces of you in my life except the memory of you.
Blame yourself. Have the ability to like others, but have no ability to make others like you.
I want to rent your heart for life, and I can't return it.
If I give up, will I see your reluctance?
The most beautiful thing is not the sunset, but the time we spent together in the sunset.
Time always rotates randomly, so why can't it be more appropriate?
Invisible and intangible, the most beautiful things in the world can only be felt with your heart.
Crazy lock heart, not afraid of scaring others but afraid of scaring yourself.
Be a girl with depth, a rogue with temper, and an educated lady.
Many times, what you think is not what you think, but what you want.
Maybe the sun has stood up, but the sadness in my heart is not fade away.
Be a strong woman, face it calmly, experience it bravely, and forget the people and things that have disappeared.
Love a person, there is no possibility, no buts, no reason, just love.
Anything profound comes from the smallest accumulation.
With all my injuries, I made a deal with you, in exchange for unforgettable warmth.
If you can still stand in front of me, I can ignore the whole world for you.
Only when I have a stomachache can I feel my existence strongly.
I, I won't ask, I won't mention, and I keep walking when I'm sad.
It is said that everyone has problems. The more they like it, the more they bully.
I just want less sadness and more happiness. I just want to be less lonely and more happy.
Life is like a stage. You didn't know how great you were until the curtain call.
Sometimes, there is an impulse to cry, but I don't know why.
Don't waste time, do something useful and stop all unnecessary actions.
Everything will have a happy ending, but if not, it just means it's not over yet.
I think, in the old society, she must be a beauty, otherwise why I can't forget it.
Those who bring sunshine to other people's lives will enjoy sunshine themselves.
Travel is just to lose yourself and find yourself again.
Love is strange. It cares about everything and forgives everything in the end.
The world is so big, but I am lucky to meet you friends.
I told you not to go, and you said yes, which means you lost.
I can wait as long as you don't leave.
The unhappiest people in this world are those who care most about other people's opinions.
From now on, I don't want anything but what I have.
Maybe I will never have time to repay your kindness to me.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery, and only today is a godsend.
The best decision is often a decision without thinking.
Although I have some friends, I still feel lonely.
I waited and waited. I already care if I care.
Give the person who is the most difficult to promise to you, and be the most loyal when fulfilling your promise.
Ok, not bad, not unexpected, unhappy, everything is just right.
Everyone has a sad time. Want to hide, but shattered glass.
As soon as people leave, tea will get cold, which is a natural law; When people are gone, tea will get cold. This is a cold world.
Sometimes the most trivial things can make life a lot easier.
People who love to laugh, once they cry, tear their hearts out more than anyone else.
In your heart, you are the secret of happiness; I love you, not just by saying it.
I only miss you when I do one thing, and that is breathing.
So hard to forget, how to find yourself, how to pretend not to care.
Is there anyone you want to see but can't see? I started thinking.
Slap yourself and tell yourself not to be stupid again. He does not belong to you.
I didn't take the initiative to find you, not because you are not important, but because I don't know if I am important or not.
Don't compare me with anyone. I am not anyone's shadow, let alone a substitute for anyone.
If you want to leave, please hurry up and don't block my next happiness.
When I still love you, can you miss me?
I hope that when you say goodbye, it doesn't mean that I will never see you again.
Slap the candy man.
I want to be easy-going and quiet when I am apart. After separation, I should concentrate on my own business. Not all the information must be returned, so I don't have to worry about the other person's feelings. A slap in the face and then a candy is the most addictive training skill.
Slap the candy man.
Fan a candy first, thinking that the monkeys in the zoo are being teased and silly.
Two, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me! ! ! I was disappointed with Sasuke's new biography. I didn't expect Naruto's new biography to have sugar. Ah, ah, ah! Is this a slap in the face for candy?
Third, taking a jujube is always attracted by its sweetness. I forgot that dates were not given for no reason. While accepting this date, you should forget this slap. When you taste the sweetness, the next slap will come faster and harder. Never trust that jujube. Sugar coating is highly toxic. Sugar coating is delicious, but poison is not.
Fourth, of course, the urine test of A shares has always been to take a date to eat and watch the market dive. The IpO rarely slows down, only two companies have 3 billion, and we are determined not to let Futukang go!
Five, but this method of giving a sweet jujube a slap in the face still makes sense.
6. Rules are rules. Don't pat candy. When you treat your children as friends but want to show your parents' attitude, you must be firm and not connive. Parents have to bear a large part of the responsibility for this child.
Seven, fanning a candy is not like nothing happened.
Eight, someone slapped me in the face and kissed me, saying that it was called fan candy.
Nine, really treat me like a child, slap a candy.
Ten, looked at it, seems to be a little understand, trick to coax children, slap, give a candy, yes, just don't understand, financial opening, what does this mean, a little don't understand, all-round, large-scale opening, always make people fidgety, is to completely integrate China into the world, this is a big gamble, gambling, exciting, terrible, China is gambling, too.
Eleven, this kind of quarrel is not cruel to the woman, not breaking up, not inappropriate, not shirking responsibility, not slapping a man with a candy. How did you do that?
It's really terrible to be selfish to a certain extent, so I don't want to slap you again and give you another candy. Let's stop here. It is terrible to be bad to a certain extent. I have no enmity with you, so why make me up like this?
Thirteen, that's disgusting. The man slapped him and wanted to give him a date. I really want to play him for that woman.
14. Proud of working overtime? Knowing that the workload is so heavy, why not arrange overtime on Sunday, but work overtime for free? Slap a candy and sing a duet.
Maybe the constant blow of life is to let me learn to accept the reality faster. Obviously, some things are simple and important, and you work hard, so it's fucking easy to fail. Make an appointment to shoot a candy.
Sixteen, my nephew demonstrated what it means to slap a candy. First, come and touch my face, then scratch my face, then kiss and scratch.
Seventeen, it used to be a slap and then a candy. Now, everyone should drink a cup of milk tea before swearing.
Some people like to slap a candy, but sorry, some people only remember pain.
Nineteen, kill one thousand since the loss of eight hundred, slap a candy.
Twenty, I don't do that kind of "slap a super happy little girl with a sugar fan because I'm over that age"
Twenty-one, my real name is Tucao. Why can't I cut a dialogue when I go back to school with the Beifu Line? This script is a bit overdone even if it is performed! ! You have to slap a sweet jujube! ! Where are the red dates? But I still want to express my blog post. By the way, how to buy a ticket for 520?
People's Day certainly doesn't mean anything, but fortunately, some people are willing to speak out for it. As for the wording and whether it is the so-called slap a candy, in short, take your time, and the road is long and Xiu Yuan is Xi.
Twenty-three, slap a candy, first of all, people are bad people, I am sorry.
24. Being angry will only scold me and throw things. At that moment, I really wanted to say, divorce is good. I don't want anything from you. I just want to take the baby away. I'm beginning to get tired of your meanness, your unreasonable behavior, and your temperament of slapping a sugar. I'm tired, really tired. Disappointment is enough, a lot.
Twenty-five, you have grown up, you know what you are doing now, and no one has the obligation to tolerate and comfort you all the time. The story of slapping a candy has lost its appeal to me now.
26. Don't get carried away by the new card, ladies who will continue to scold. Origami is always a way to beat and give candy. If you don't fight for it this time, there will really be no chance next time.
Twenty-seven, how much is cheating, how much is using, how much is sincere, and how much is believing. I'm tired of being a stranger. Come to Lanzhou, damn it, and then I'll explain to your parents. Fuck you, mb. Go back. Slap the candy. You are happy, and I am annoyed. Why did I meet such a friend? I didn't find it at first. Shit, shit, it's annoying.
28. I really hate slapping a date. Doesn't mean my injury will get better.
Twenty-nine, do you know what it feels like to slap a candy? I know all this too well.
Thirty, slap a candy, when I was a three-year-old child! It's so interesting.
Don't slap and give a sweet jujube! Because I remember this slap, I will hit this jujube in your face!
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