How to tease him in a humorous way if he doesn't reply to your messages?

If the other party doesn’t reply to your messages, you can say this:

1. I heard that boys who don’t reply to messages will definitely eat more and get fatter! For the sake of your beauty, quickly edit the message and send it to 134XXX. Do you have the heart to gain weight? Please reply to me quickly.

2. Your child is about to get off work and other children have been picked up. When will you pick me up?

3. Don’t stop talking to me. I really care about you. I'll be sad if you ignore me.

4. I love you more than myself! Love is the vaguest and most elusive thing in the world. As time passes, love fades, and the people who love each other also disperse.

5. Let me tell you a big event. The Olympic Games will be held in Beijing in 2008.

6. I sent you a text message, but you have turned off your phone. The channel of love is tightly blocked, making me suspicious. Turn on the phone quickly, I'm already crying!

7. If you don’t reply to my message, I will be worried about you. If you don’t reply, I will really call the police. You at least send me a message to let me know you're okay and I'm really worried about you. Tell me where you are now and I'll come find you right away, okay?

8. I really want to know what keyboard you use, so that you can't bear to type two more words. Send me your current address and I'll send you a keyboard right away.