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A watch a day ~ Li's birthday quotations (a little sad ~ ~)
1. I like humans? Humans are really amazing. Evolved intelligence, but many times chose not to.
? A very unique species
Most people have an illusion that they can't stand scrutiny.
Think that as long as the environment changes,
Your life will improve.
You only need to know two things when you are alive:
There is absolutely no need to study in this world. You are very smart.
I live well without hard work.
People who can be happy even without money.
Second, that person is definitely not you.
I have no original intention.
My first intention is to lie down.
Please don't tell me and don't forget your creativity.
I'm struggling.
You convinced me to lie down on the spot.
Think this is the best era in human history.
Are you more desperate?
6. sense of ceremony
Is to find meaning for meaningless things
7. The truth of life is this: I dare to scold the government, dare to scold the world, dare to scold the fucking God; Destroying Buddha and slandering ancestors is admired by the world, but people dare not scold their neighbors who are renovating upstairs every weekend.
8. There is no difference between things, they are all in people's minds. Whether your life is more important or mine depends on who is taking it away. White peach wine is a good thing to you, but it is not worth a penny to white peach essence, and it is also of different value to Xiaobei. The equality of all beings does not mean that all beings have the same value, but that all beings have no value.
9. I don't understand why I have to pinch my legs and rub my eyes when something good happens. What should I do if I really wake up?
10. Be happy, my friend, the world is not worth it ~ ~
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