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I was urged to get married as soon as I got home.
The pressure is so great that I am forced to get married even in my dreams. In my dream, I was forced to drop all kinds of tables, run away, and even want to jump down.
I don't know what to do in the face of urging marriage. At this embarrassing age, there is still no reason to get married.
Colleagues say that if you don't get married, others will look down on your parents. Is it a shame for my family that I don't get married? Moral kidnapping is really enough
The marriage-urging army arrived on the battlefield three days later.
6. At the age when my parents urged me to get married, I finally realized that this taste was unpleasant. I didn't want to meet the right person earlier, but fate didn't come, so it's no use forcing ~
7. The strange experience in life is falling in love with colleagues. It was not my parents who urged me to get married, but the manager who urged me to get married and begged the bosses to let me go.
8. Being urged by parents to get married and have a second child is really painful, disgusting and disgusting.
9. Are you urged to get married at a certain age? All right.
10. Being single doesn't mean I'm fragile, but I'm strong enough.
1 1. It used to be forced debt, but now it is forced marriage. In this anxious, uncomfortable and terrible blind date month, in this flying knife-like Spring Festival, "Chinese forced marriage" is fiercer than the tiger, and I can't stand it!
12. Actually, you don't know. After you left, I never wanted to get married again.
13. Isn't it sweet to be single? I just want to be free, sisters. I'll meet you at the nursing home.
14. At this age, it is inevitable that family members will not urge marriage. The elders warned that the older you get, the slower your fertility will recover, but you don't get married to reproduce.
15. I feel a little anxious during the Chinese New Year ... I was urged to get married in 2034?
16. Don't I want to get married? I also want to follow the law of life. After all, there is a price to pay for violating the laws of life, but life is not what you want. I'm not a god. Of course, I can't do whatever I want, it's as simple as that.
17. At this age, it is a necessary topic for parents to call for marriage. Alas, I have reached such an unbearable position.
18. Countrymen went to town for a good series and were urged to get married by their relatives.
19. When two people are happy together, they want to be together if they are unhappy. This is love.
20. Get calm, lose indifference, strive for inevitability and let nature take its course.
I was urged to get married as soon as I got home (Part II) 2 1. I walked a lot in my dream and woke up in bed.
Fortunately, my parents didn't rush me. Maybe they are going to get married next year.
23. Before I knew it, I reached an awkward age, and my parents urged me to find someone to marry.
24. Even if you are a few years older, have more life experiences and a higher level of education, it does not mean that you are qualified to criticize and teach others and point out the maze.
25. It's so comfortable to think about it. My parents don't want me to support them. I have no mortgage to pay, I don't want to get married, and I have no female friends to take care of. Self-sufficient life, work brings me vision, and I try to enrich my hobbies in my spare time, and there are many, many more. That's great.
26. Those friends who really feel lack of heart-to-heart when they are helpless actually don't want to stay at home. They are urged to get married by their parents every day, but they have nowhere to go and no intimate friends to play in the nearby circles. This kind of life is really difficult.
Even when I grow up, I dare not tell my parents what I mean. If I did, I wouldn't listen. On the contrary, I don't listen. It's not easy not to let you say anything, but I really don't want to rush the marriage. Now I'm afraid of getting married.
28. Stress is really everywhere. I worry about my job all day on weekdays. In such a fast-developing society, I am constantly learning and updating myself to avoid the danger of being eliminated. What talkative relatives and friends do you have to face when you go home?
29. I thought there would be a blind date posted. Boy refuses blind date and stays single.
I don't like the countryside, not because of discrimination, but because I don't like it. They all say they are simple. I think they are all bitches with broken mouths. Every day after dinner, parents are indispensable. Living a good life is really interesting.
3 1. It is said that our generation is happy. Really happy? If you want to play while studying, you will be scolded and said that learning is the main thing. Choosing a major when you grow up will be interfered. Now you can't even decide for yourself.
32. Even if you are old, you will not be forced to get married by your parents, but will be chosen by others. This is the confidence you gained through hard work.
33. Being forced into marriage is terrible. My dream is to be a super devil, not a gentle and virtuous wife of IKEA.
34. I suddenly feel that women are really pitiful. If they don't get married, their parents urge them to get married. But Zhu Bajie is not a person in the mirror. I am lucky to marry well, hehe ... so I let my children do whatever they want when they grow up. As a mother, I have no other ability to live in her lifetime, no matter what her state is.
35. When I was older, I began to be rejected by my family, forced to get married, and so on. Life is hard to be independent and free, but there is no matching economic foundation.
36. My mother said that if I couldn't get married again, she would let me move out. Although I moved out for fun, my eagerness was real. If I can't get married, I really want to move out, because I am really tired. I have mixed feelings when I hear her urging me to get married every day!
37. With less money, many things are far from home, so it's really urgent to get married.
38. The boss urges you to work overtime, your parents urge you to get married, and your relatives and friends advise you to stop picking. You just want to wait for the right person.
39. I just graduated from work not long ago and have no plans to get married recently. It's really unbearable to have to face my mother's urging marriage after work.
40. Others were urged to get married by their parents, but I was influenced by my colleagues. She was pushed hard and I was in pain. I just want to know what marriage is for and why everyone seems to have changed when it comes to this topic.
Describe a sentence that you don't want to go to work as soon as you get home from a holiday.
1. You can obviously eat by your face value, but you have to work. I don't know who it is. I am anyway.
2. Look in the mirror when you don't want to go to work; Look at the bank card balance when you don't want to go to work; Think about the new marriage law when you don't want to go to work!
I want to live outside of work, so I have to work overtime.
4. I feel that I have drifted recently and don't want to go to work.
Suddenly, from spring to winter, the workers really don't want to go out.
If you want to live outside of work, you have to work overtime.
7. Maybe I should resign. I can't adapt to this job at all.
8. Looking up, I found that it was moonlight bowing to work overtime.
9. Such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, and I just want to stay in bed. Looking up, I found it was moonlight and slept soundly.
10. Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded for no reason every day.
1 1. I wanted to quit as soon as I started working, so I quit. Six months have passed, and now I really want to go to work.
12. No matter today or tomorrow, I still don't want to go to work.
13. If I had known there was a job in the world, I wouldn't have come to earth.
14. Migrant workers don't want to go to work, just want to lie flat.
15. There is a beautiful nature at the beginning of life. What if I don't want to go to work?
16. My life is to work.
17. I hate going to work, I can't make money, and I'm still unhappy.
18. I went to work because I had no money. Why don't I bring money to work?
19. Migrant workers, migrant workers, migrant workers are all here. Get up and move the bricks.
20. wages that can't go up, weight that can't come down.
As soon as I get home from work, there will be hot meals (40 sentences)
As soon as I get home from work, I will have hot meals. 1. Take a small evening to celebrate, watch variety shows after lunch, go to dinner and watch movies after work, and then welcome the weekend beautifully. It's that simple and happy.
You can go home tomorrow night, probably because you are wronged and want to go home to eat delicious food, but you know you will miss living alone again after going back for two days.
Who can get drunk when eating and drinking late at night?
4. After tasting camel meat, we came to the two generations of love barbecue shop. These Xinjiang boys are really interesting! Wearing a Uighur hat and a moustache of Avanti, it's so cute! But what attracted me most was the giant mutton string. Roast mutton gave off an attractive smell and sucked all the bugs out of my stomach. I couldn't help sticking out my tongue and licking my mouth and swallowing it.
5. Get up early in the morning, run outside during the day, make a map at night and watch the raiders in the early morning. No TV, no games, no hot meals, no mobile phone brush.
6. Every day after work, there are hot meals. Someone goes crazy with you on weekends and indulges occasionally. What kind of immortal life is this?
7. Let's eat together, worry, pain and sadness, so bite by bite, and rush to the future.
I really want to marry a wife. Every day I go home with hot food, clean clothes and a woman to sleep with. When can I get a good wife?
9. Sitting around with my family, talking and laughing, the fragrance is overflowing, and love blows away the fatigue and nourishes the wandering soul.
10. After a day's work, you are tired and bored, and you have no time to play. Hehe, I know you are tired. I've come to give you my blessing. Come on, take a deep breath, get rid of the boredom of the day and be happy forever.
1 1. The happiest life is to have home-cooked meals with relatives, with favorite vegetables and radish ribs soup.
12. What wakes you up every day is not ideal or urgency, but restless soul, because you are hungry.
13. I am the happiest in my grandmother's house. Although it happens all the time. But I'm really happy. ,
14. Grey Grey is also looking forward to going home today ~ Let's eat delicious food together.
15. Every meal is the most thorough cure for tired souls.
16. When you are tired, you want to eat a lot of delicious food that you usually dare not eat. Delicious food really has a healing effect. Be sure to eat delicious food when you go home tomorrow!
17. Go home tomorrow! Oh yeah! Buy a down jacket to go shopping! Drink milk tea! Eat delicious food! And mom.
18. The happiest meal in the world is not to enjoy luxurious dishes in high-end restaurants, but to have a home-cooked meal with your beloved.
19. I wanted to have a hot meal after work, but when I bought it, I thought I had to wash the dishes alone. Laziness made me give up cooking.
20. The starting point is the ticket to go home, and the end point is the smile of loved ones. There are snow and snow all the way. Warmth is accompanied by a fluttering heart. All the children in the world go home well, care about their hearts, and happy blessings come together. Happy smiles surround the house, happy Spring Festival and live a good life in advance. Have a nice trip! I wish you a happy home!
There will be hot meals as soon as I get home from work. 2 1. Are you tired of having an affair with so many people? Should I go home if I'm tired?
22. Haven't you come back yet? I'm just used to thinking about it at this time. When I can't see you, I will feel spaced out. Can you come back early to accompany me?
23. It's time to eat at midnight again.
24. People may live just to go home for a hot meal.
25. If you love someone, have a lot of meals with him.
26. Love is nothing more than two outcomes: either, go home separately.
If you don't come back, that home is your own world.
Ordinary happiness. Go home and have a hot meal. Even if my parents-in-law go out to eat, they cook for us.
29. I am so hungry at work. If I don't eat, I will lose weight. If I don't eat for two days, I will lose four pounds. If I go to eat after work, I can gain five pounds. I don't understand.
30. I hope the delicious food can meet me soon.
3 1. "Have a meal! Dinner! " This is my mother calling me again, and my father and grandfather are eating. "wow! It smells good! What day is it today! How to cook so many delicious foods! " I'll ask mom again. "What's the matter? Can't you? Don't eat if you can't. " My mother said. When eating, dad and grandpa are talking while eating. On the other hand, I eat and play. My mother, on the other hand, is eating without saying a word. Dad and grandpa are talking and laughing. Half an hour passed, and my parents and grandpa had finished eating. As for me, I am eating slowly. No matter how fast they eat, they have to wait for me to finish before washing dishes. Grandpa came into the house to watch the news after supper. Dad smokes in the living room. Mother was washing the dishes, so I went into the house and buried myself in my homework. ...
32. The sense of joy after dialect conversion is super invincible. I want to go home to Baolong to eat delicious food! !
33. There will be hot meals at home. Happiness comes too suddenly. It's hard, wife!
34. The song "Going Home" rang in my ears again, which made me dream of the ridges of red terraces, layers of wheat waves, curled cigarettes and fences woven by moonlight. It began to snow in the evening sky, which made me smell the fragrance of wintersweet in the yard, as well as the collected corn, strings of red peppers, and a row of old bacon dried by the wind. Outside the window, I saw the wind and fallen leaves.
35. Lying listening to the wind and rain at night, the iron horse is meat, and the glacier is you.
Talking about eating late at night is not just a meal.
37. After being away from home for a long time, the happiest thing when I get home is to cook a home-cooked meal for my family.
38. Going home, every time I set foot on the journey home, my joy is beyond words. But every time I go home, the sadness of leaving home is beyond words. When I went home again, I suddenly found that my father was not so tall and my mother had white hair. I only know that time has taken away their best appearance, but I always ask them for it, but I never think of their difficulties. In retrospect, when I was a child, my father always stood behind me silently, propping up a big umbrella for me, and my mother always advised me to wear more clothes to prevent catching a cold.
39. I finally realized that I wanted to have a hot meal after a hard day's work.
40. When the sun goes down, just like my mother smiled and called us home for dinner, we raised our voices: Mom, go home for dinner! What a beautiful and warm scene that would be? It's a pity that I'm in a foreign land at the moment, and I can't realize this little wish right away. How much magic and happiness can food bring us? I don't know, but one thing is certain: food often brings us magic beyond our imagination.
Just after graduation, someone urged me to get married.
I was urged to get married as soon as I graduated. Sentence 1 1. It has pushed me to the brink of collapse. I think if the gentle rebuttal doesn't work in the end, 99% may be crazy. I can't help it My quality is really not high.
2. I was urged to get married again today, and I didn't even have a date. I used to think that there would always be something when I took my time, but there was nothing; Later, I found it was too passive, so I took the initiative. People think I'm crazy and want to cry!
3. Parents urge to find a boyfriend and relatives urge to get married. The most terrible thing is having a baby [sleepy] [sleepy] at the Spring Festival Lantern Festival party. Now the sketch is really blind [supercilious look] [supercilious look] Who is moving against the real social development trend?
4. Will the Chinese New Year be urged to get married on the spot? Why not? Don't you have a loving family?
How nice it is to be a small animal. After more than ten years of eating, drinking and having fun, there is no pressure to buy a house to make money. Carefree, you don't have to be urged to get married, and you don't have to be tossed by feelings. That's great.
6. When I am old, someone always urges me to get married. I am most afraid of the Chinese New Year holiday. You might as well scold me. okay what can I do? My 92-year-old aunt, I am also very helpless and worried to death.
7. Working overtime makes me very happy, because I can forget everything around me and face a simple job without dealing with seven aunts and eight aunts.
8. I suddenly reached the age of urging marriage, and I was urged all day, very helpless!
9. I feel a little anxious during the Chinese New Year … being urged to get married at the age of 23 or 4?
10. Sighed and expressed countless bitterness and helplessness. I don't want to say a word, and I don't want to communicate more for a minute.
1 1. I should have thought of that. At the moment, I want to leave as long as I am not at home, forced marriage, forced marriage, how much I can't get married, I understand my family's worries, maybe I can't understand me? I'm sorry, I lost my temper with my mother. She was silent.
12. Do you know why parents urged marriage? In fact, they are afraid that they will be lonely after they leave that day, especially when you are old.
13. Being a star is amazing. Even if you are urged to get married by your parents, you will be urged to get married by your fans, not your parents.
14. I will be 27 years old at the end of this year. No girlfriend, no good job, and I am urged to get married by my parents every day. Alas! ! ! Some things can't be said to parents. It's really hard!
15. Suddenly all my family members care about my marriage and love. Am I old enough to get married?
16. Life is always thinking and looking forward to the future in confusion. If there is no sadness and distress in life, no joys and sorrows, then life is blank and desolate. The beauty of the flower season and the sadness of the rainy season are gradually forgotten with the growth rings, half of which is the pursuit of beauty and half of which is the acceptance of incompleteness.
17. The boss urges you to work overtime, your parents urge you to get married, and your relatives and friends advise you to stop picking, just make do, but you just want to wait for the right person.
18. Suddenly I feel that women are really pitiful. If they don't get married, their parents urge them to get married. But Zhu Bajie is not a person in the mirror. I am lucky to marry well, hehe ... so I let my children do whatever they want when they grow up. As a mother, I have no other ability to live in her lifetime, no matter what her state is.
19. Maybe I grew up too fast when my parents urged me to get married.
I am relieved to see that everyone is being urged to get married.
I was urged to get married right after graduation. Say the second sentence first: 2 1. Being pushed by the pressure of getting married all day, I'm afraid there will be no other excuse for resisting once! This may be the price to pay for growing up!
22. You have grown up and you know how to live your life well. I really don't need guidance.
23. Don't get married just because your parents urge you to get married. There are really few people who get married because of love now.
24. People are hard to tear down and wrinkles are long. The state is getting worse every year. Getting married at home is really stressful at work.
25. The most precious wealth of mankind is hope, which relieves our pain and paints a bright future for us to enjoy the present happiness. If human misfortune only focuses on the present, then people will stop sowing and planting, and people will be prepared for nothing; So in this earthly enjoyment, people will lack everything.
26. Persuade the rich. It's not that I don't want to get married
27. I'm really tired of arranging blind dates at home and being urged to get married. Why do I have to arrange every step? I just want to follow my heart step by step. I don't think this is the right time. Is there anything shameful about this?
28. My mother said that if I couldn't get married again, she would let me move out. Although I moved out for fun, my eagerness was real. If I can't get married, I really want to move out, because I am really tired. I have mixed feelings when I hear her urging me to get married every day!
Even when I grow up, I dare not tell my parents what I mean. If I did, I wouldn't listen. On the contrary, I don't listen. It's not easy not to let you say anything, but I really don't want to rush the marriage. Now I'm afraid of getting married.
30. I am urged to go home every year. I also want to get married, but my boyfriend won't divorce.
3 1. Going home will suffer a spiritual baptism. Compared with physical fatigue at work, such fatigue makes us unable to tell, let alone solve. We can only bear it silently. Look, we can't help our parents.
32. Of course, this Mid-Autumn Festival would be very good without the constant urging of parents and relatives to take turns on blind dates, find partners and get married.
33. Get calm, lose indifference, strive for inevitability and let nature take its course.
34. I really don't want to be urged to get married. Every time I am urged, my self-motivation will drop. This wonderful and helpless feeling makes me want to dump someone I am satisfied with, but I don't want to go on a blind date.
Not all girls my age have no partners, such as Andy, Dilraba and Gulnazar.
Fortunately, my parents didn't rush me, so I may plan to get married next year.
37. Alas, I have been urging me to get married again. If I had known, I wouldn't have worked from home. I'm tired of these things.
38. I want to say that even if there is a lot of pressure from parents to push for marriage, even if you see many people compromise themselves in the face of age and reality, please don't easily give yourself up to someone who doesn't love each other very much for marriage.
39. I am so helpless. I was forced to get married by my parents every day, and I couldn't find a suitable object. It's hard for me, old iron.
40. Most parents in China are like this, urging their children to have blind dates, and urging their children to get married, get married and have children after blind dates. Children spend most of their lives in their urging. Haste makes waste, they probably don't understand.
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