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The new tortoise and the hare, the story should inspire people to resolve
One day, Little Turtle accidentally saw this text message on his mobile phone:
The annual forest sports meeting is about to begin. Everyone is welcome to participate!
Seeing this, the little turtle thought: My dad beat the little rabbit last time, why not... The little turtle smiled happily when he thought of this. It turned on the computer, went to QQ, saw the little rabbit online, and wanted to tell it what it thought. Unexpectedly, the little rabbit said first: Brother turtle, how are you doing recently? Say hello to uncle for me! You know... the little turtle said: Okay! Little Rabbit, stop talking nonsense! Let’s get down to business! Then the little rabbit said: I want to participate in the Forest Games, will you go? The little turtle said: I'll go! ! ! ! ! Little Rabbit said: My dad lost to your dad last time, but this time...hehe! I won't sleep. The little turtle said: Okay, let's talk about it at the sports meeting!
I logged off after saying that! After getting off the line, the little rabbit ran to the pharmacy and arrived at the pharmacy. The puppy said to the little rabbit: "Hello, what medicine do you want to buy?" The little rabbit gently said to the puppy: "I want to buy some stimulants!" "What, you want to buy some excitement...!" 'Little Rabbit hurriedly covered the puppy's mouth, 'Don't tell it,' said Little Rabbit, 'This matter cannot be made public'...
On the day of the sports meeting, the sports field was very It was lively and crowded, and the little animals were warming up by the side of the arena, but there was no shadow of the little rabbit. When the little animals finished warming up, the little rabbit suddenly appeared.
The fox referee said: "The first game is about flying between the swan and the eagle, and the second game about running is between the hare and the tortoise..."
"Prepare - start, bang!" "The little rabbit ran like crazy, throwing the turtle far away. The little rabbit thought to himself: This time I must get the first place. "Oh!" The little animals cheered together, "Little rabbit, you are great!" Why does the little rabbit run so fast? The little turtle thought. The attentive fox referee felt that something was wrong this time. He took a urine test and found that the little rabbit's urine test was positive. He said to the little animals: "The little rabbit took a stimulant and the result was cancelled. This game should be the little turtle." Win!", the little rabbit lowered his head in shame and shed tears of regret...
The tortoise and the hare raced for the second time, and in the end the little turtle won! Through this competition, we learned the truth: a person's winning or losing is not the most important, the important thing is not to do illegal things!
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