What is the joke of an American, a Japanese and a China?

1. An American, a Japanese and a China are exploring the jungle. As a result, they were all arrested by cannibal tribes.

But the tribal leader said, "I'm in a good mood today. I won't eat you, but you all have to get a hundred boards, but you can have a wish come true before you get a board." "

The American was the first to be hit by the board. He said, "Before hitting the board, put 1 mat on my ass." Mats, boards rained down; The previous 70 boards are ok. After 30 boards, the cushion was smashed, and then the board was bleeding ... After the fight, the United States kept going.

When the Japanese saw this, they asked for a 10 mattress. After 1, 2, 3 ... 100, the Japanese got up and patted their ass, nothing happened; Then he boasted about his imitation ability and re-creation ability with a smelly mouth, and wanted to sit in a Chinese drama.

China people slowly get down and say slowly, "Come on, give me the Japanese mat."

2. An American, a Japanese and an China are walking in the desert. When they were walking, they saw an Aladdin magic lamp, wiped it and came out alone. The man said, I am the genie of lamps, and I can grant each of you three wishes!

Americans first said: My first wish is to ask for a lot of money. The genie said: this is simple, it suits you! Tell me about the second wish. The American said: I want a lot of money. After the genie fulfilled his wish, the American said his third wish: take me home. The genie said: No problem. So Americans came back to America with a lot of money.

The genie asked the Japanese again, and the Japanese said, I want beautiful women! The genie of the lamp gave him a beautiful woman. The Japanese said: I still want beautiful women! The genie of the lamp also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. The Japanese finally said: Send me back to Japan.

After the genie sent the Japanese back to China, he asked the people of China what they wanted. China people say: Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first. The elves gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is. China people say: Another bottle of Erguotou! The genie asked him what his third wish was. China people say that I miss Japanese and Americans very much. Please bring them back.

During the war, a transport plane carried five passengers, namely Americans, British, Japanese and Japanese. A student in China, and a priest. When the plane approached the war zone, its engine was blown up by stray bullets. The captain announced that he had abandoned the plane and then parachuted to escape. At this time, there were only four parachutes left on the plane, and the American said unhurriedly; I want to live for the American people.

After that, I jumped with an umbrella. The Englishman said in a hurry, I want to live for Great Britain, and then jumped under an umbrella. The Japanese said in a hurry: I want to live for the great Japanese empire, and then I jumped.

At this moment, China students said quietly, Mr. Pastor, here are two parachutes. Let's go! The priest asked, shouldn't there be only one China pupils said: No! That Japanese just took my schoolbag.

After a ship was wrecked, three people were lucky enough to be washed to an island by the sea, including an China, an American and a Japanese.

When they woke up from the coma, they found themselves in a cannibal tribe. After seeing them, the chief said, you have two choices, one is to die, and the other is to play with your ball. China people think that it is better to play your ball than to die, so they have to. The chief sent someone to beat them 1 time.

The Americans saw it and chose to play ball. Seeing that he was ugly, the chief ordered him to play 1000 times. It is Japan's turn, he said. We have the spirit of Bushido in Japan. We can't call you an insult. I choose to die! ! ! So the chief gave an order: play Japanese balls until they die! ! !

Americans and Japanese continue to trudge angrily with China people. Walking, I saw an Aladdin lamp, wiped it, and another person floated out. The man said, I am a disciple of the lamp god, and I can only satisfy one wish of each of you.

The American quickly said, I don't want to see that China person again. The genie said: OK. Then he turned to the Japanese and asked, What about yours? The Japanese quickly said, I don't want to see that China person either. The genie said: OK. Then he turned to China and asked, What about yours? China people say: They don't mean what they say.