Funny classic quotations short sentences

Complete works of funny classic quotations and short sentences

I have been determined to be a wise man since I was a child, but I have only succeeded in half, and it is still the second half. The following are the funny classic quotations I carefully arranged for you. I hope you like them.

Selected short sentences of funny classic quotations: 1) Why is picking up girls the only solution?

2) When getting off the bus, the tour guide said:? Please take care of your valuables. ? He took my hand and said, come on, valuables? .

3) I have always been curious about my sexual orientation that they have always suspected, and now I find that it is they who doubt my gender.

4) the eyes are out of proportion

5) "I can make fun of you, chat with you and make you laugh, which shows that you are very important."

6) You are especially like a child, you know that? I'm not saying you're naive, let alone cute. I'm just saying that you are very much like my son.

7) Just getting up in the morning, I asked my daughter-in-law if she was hungry, and she immediately replied, Come. . .

8) Don't be infatuated with my brother, who comes out to kill pigs in the middle of the night.

9) Only by making your heart strong, you don't need anyone's protection.

10) I heard that accounting and medicine are a perfect match, one makes money and the other kills.

The latest short sentence of funny classic quotations: 1) Other girls are shy by men's dirty jokes, but I use dirty jokes to make men look shy.

2) There are always a few people who feel speechless about you, but they are so attached to you.

3) I don't have such a good temper. I'm afraid of losing you.

4) I am so cute, won't you tease me?

5) The worst thing is that you run around the school, and the people behind you have long stopped chasing you, and then everyone thinks you are crazy ~

6) Pigs can be sold when raised. You are still spending money at your age.

7) The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love!

8) Can't you be wronged and fall into my hands?

9) Our class tried to forget how to read cucumber English, but we talked about cucumber in a hurry.

10) If you want to break up, don't pretend to look back step by step.

After the passion, we fell in love ... What's left of the toilet paper?

12) black is because it is handsome, and then it will be black when it is burned.

13) You won't laugh at the same joke over and over again, but why do you cry for the same thing over and over again?

14) You don't like taking the initiative. I like to take the initiative and want me to take the initiative to find you. Tell me and I'll take the initiative to find you.

15) people who hate me, just talk less, and your calf is your only way out.

16) What I miss is not swearing.

17) If you are not afraid of playing dead, you are afraid of the dark.

18) Pay attention to the wrong skills when going to the grave?

19) What should appear in Tomb-Sweeping Day will be resurrected that day.

20) I have such a festival every day, and I'm dying?

A collection of funny classic quotations and short sentences: 1) You have been quite energetic since you got mental illness.

2) In Tomb-Sweeping Day, Easter and total lunar eclipse are on the same day.

3) It is not a problem to slap him with the help of mosquitoes.

4) The saddest thing in the world is that I waited for the advertisement for more than 70 seconds before I saw this episode.

5) I got a big rub, and Jesus wanted to grab the paper money.

6) That means that Tomb-Sweeping Day's ancestors will come back to life and drink with me that day.

7) A lot of things don't need to be wrangling, seemingly obeying and secretly resisting.

8) The day after my birthday, I have lived well enough.

9) When you smiled, he turned his head and scared a big buffalo to death.

10) Don't brag, please give me back the cow, because cows need sex, too.

1 1) dreamed that the object was dead and cried badly. When I woke up, I found that there was no object at all, and I cried even more.

12) What is Easter? Do you bring your own rebirth skills?

13) I thought I wouldn't cry when I cut onions today, but I cried the moment I cut my hand.

14) Go to Shenfen, combine Chinese and western, and die quickly.

15) It is often said that Xiu En 'ai died quickly, but English died faster.

16) ? What do you mean by jumping off a building? Physical strength drops. Soul lift off? .

17) I don't even want a basin of spilled water.

18) Why am I always funny in other people's minds? Because you don't look like a goddess.

19) the biggest dilemma in my life is that even if I am sad, it will not reduce my appetite.

20) Those who dare to eat bananas in front of men are pure and good girls.

2 1) I repeat, I am handsome, but my friend is not.

22) My deskmate is a dog who bites invincible hands all over the world.

23) If you borrow money from him and don't pay it back, he will never forget you.

24) Marry a good man in the future, and I will thank you for not marrying out.

25) I repeat, I can be handsome, but my friend can't. Ч

26) If you call me cheap, I will tell you that people are not cheap and have defects.

I repeat, you can hit my friend, but I warn you, don't hit me.

28) I have the heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They are in PK every day. I use my hand to index. Emma, my stomach won again today.

29) ? I hope you will go on alone in the future? What about you? By car? .

30) Falling in love will not affect your study, but falling out of love will.

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