High score collection plan

Old man: Some people put aside selling vegetables, some people put aside selling rice, and some people put aside talking about you two. Don't be crooked, be careful to report to your wife! Ask me what I do. Do you think I'm a professional or not? Too professional. Did you see it (mysteriously showing the audience a small bottle and hiding it)? I am a doctor, treating people. I see. Now, health is the most important thing, so I just want to take this responsibility. Oh, let's set up a stall first;

Narrator: set up the booth, no one came, just browsing and looking around.

Old man: this is good, easy to sell, easy to buy ... (I wonder why no one is here, and then I see someone coming)

Old man: Oh, my God, you are sick, young man (suddenly running up to arrest people)

Young man: What nonsense, old man? Don't talk nonsense. I tell you, whoever owns the land will take it back quickly and neatly, leave it alone and take your hands off;

Old man: (holding his hand) Really, young man (heartbroken), you are sick (looking around). You are not very ill, (reaching for your wallet). All right, come on, young man, listen to me.

Young man: What the hell, which one is sick? What is wrong with me? I'm fine. I eat well, sleep well, hum well, live like a pig, and you are ill. No, what's wrong with you!

Old man: (in a low voice) What a psycho!

Young man: What the hell?

Old man: (loudly) What a mental derangement!

Young man: (ready to get angry)

Old man: Look, look, come out.

Young man: What?

Old man: (walking around the patient) I can see that it's not light! Listen to me, young man What is "God"? That's a facial expression. If we can't control this kind of facial expression well, it will affect economic development. If it affects the economic development, the disease will come out ... (The young man listened carefully and waited for the following, but suddenly the old man stopped talking and said earnestly) The cat can't leak (while pushing the medicine over).

Young man: What is it? Pick it up, it's a white bottle with no words on it. I want to have a closer look. I was pushed back by the old man. I want to talk about it. At this time, the granddaughter of the old man came. )

Granddaughter: Hey, guys, have you seen my grandpa? You just said I was going to cook. He stayed at home and waited to watch the Spring Festival Gala. You said I turned and disappeared. Grandpa, grandpa

Old man: (a young man stole the wallet and kept it in his arms)

Young man: (I haven't reflected it yet, I'm still looking at the bottle)

Granddaughter: Grandpa, why are you here? Hurry home. Dinner is ready, and the Spring Festival Gala will begin soon. Ah (talking and going to help the old man)

Old man: (smiling at his granddaughter, clutching his wallet) Then go home.

Young man: No, wait a minute, this, this, this, this, this, ah, let's have a look (granddaughter looks familiar, bring it here)

Granddaughter: God, I said it's so familiar. Grandpa, this is your medicine. Why are you waiting at his house? Grandpa, what are you hiding in your arms? (depending on) wallet

Young man: (touching his pocket) Oh, my God, my wallet. You, you, you give it back to me. I'm still sick. What's the matter? (Tell the old man maliciously)

Old man: secrets can't be revealed.

Young man: What's the matter, what's the leak, what's the secret? I said to catch it quickly. Say that, grab it quickly, you (to the old man) give me my wallet back, or I'll hum you.

Granddaughter: Grandpa, give it back to me. Why not? Why not (rob)?

Old man: (hiding) The secret must not be revealed.

Young man: No, I said, is your grandfather sick?

Granddaughter: How do you know?

Young man: (Helpless) How should I know? Hum, the pig knows, but how can I know (the old man ran away and saw him run away)? Ok, give me my wallet. I want to buy food for my wife. ...

An answer to the curtain call