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A year of leisure in the spring, facing Nai Lao He in the mirror, spring outing can be boasted everywhere, and I am tired of wearing famous flowers with wild flowers.
Yuan? Palace? word
Yuan originated in the desert, and his palace deeds were barbarian, so there were not enough viewers. But to remember the facts and prepare for the selection of history, we must know about a generation. In the first year of Yongle, Qin brought home an old woman, seventy years old, who was a nanny after the Yuan Dynasty. Women often live in the palace, can communicate with conference semifinals, and know the things in the Yuan Palace best. I often visit them carefully from time to time to prepare for the affairs in Chen Qi. So I gave hundreds of poems, all of which are practical things in the Yuan Palace. Some of them have never been recorded in history and outsiders don't know. After the inheritance, people will know it better. In the fourth year of Yongle, in the spring of February, it was written by Lan Xuexuan (written by Liu Xiaozu Xu Yun and Wang during the Wanli period, when the public king was sealed in the World Palace, it was also wrong).
The pavilion in Daan towering into the sky, sitting in the first three palaces. Politics is a day of peace, and the flute "Shao" plays in the depths of nine times.
Spring and Cuitai are integrated, and the square pool is like a flowing cup. The flowers outside the lotus fragrant temple are like brocade, not because they are afraid to come.
The Brown Temple in the west is magnificent, with royal banquets and flutes and drums playing the wind. The king offered the birthday girl and drank the jade bell with the grapes.
Yan Dan is a great actor. Every year, Zheng Dan will attend the meeting, and Yu Haiqing will be the first to see it in the hall.
The east wind blows peony buds, and the desert is lightly shaded to protect the green yarn. Xiao Xiang inner garden is full of spring, and the columns are full of wet peach blossoms.
In April, you are covered with gold gauze, and in summer, you are at home. It is very cold in the north of Bona, so only peony flowers should be planted.
Hexiang Temple leans against the peak of Cuifeng, and the summer rain is cleared by liquid waves. On the banks of Yang Qian River 100 feet, playing dragon boat in the depths of lotus.
The legend of the walking corpse admonishing the spirit once spread to the nine senses. Feng Xuanzhi and Zhongshu Province both sang this word in Taoism.
Yan Fenqian is getting newer every year, and teaching people to visit relatives abroad is an example. When I got home, my parents told me that serving food was particularly effective.
Xinghe west road is new, scarlet blood company. Put it in the inner court and give it to the hero temporarily.
The prince and grandson arrived for three years and went out of the inner door red. Shoot a willow to hit the East Garden ball, and the meteor swift horse kicks the world of mortals.
When the gate was opened, thousands of officials stood upright. I want to wear a dragon suit, but I took a swan robe by mistake.
Attendants often swim north, and before the dragon and tiger is Mai Qiu. The letter is that there is no heat in Beijing, so I packed mink fur in May.
See Yuan Xun in Qingning Temple, and take a sundial after tea. In spinning, the official opens the treasure, and the cutting section is divided into orders.
Long live the mountain, and the green pool flows around the water. If you plant green beans near the temple, you will know the hardships of people's livelihood.
A white jade lamp came from the western regions and was dedicated to the king. It was made into a new double-dragon tripod for the emperor to use in the birthday celebration palace.
The moon shines again, and the Lantern Festival is full of songs. Being in the Taiping official, you can enjoy yourself and spread the fragrance.
It's early autumn when Yujing is cool, and the fire flows obliquely between yin and cold. Blow the flute like water, and the crescent moon hangs in the west wing.
Five-color clouds give birth to seven treasure platforms, and there are several peaks on the mountain. It's not that the gods don't come.
Honey-stained golden peaches are the first to offer new ones, and the Forbidden City is absolutely lively. The inflammation steamed slightly to the Qingning Hall, and the jade pestle knocked on the ice to give a close minister.
I didn't dare to go to work several times for fear that Luan Yu would come to the palace again. When you die in the west, flying fish hang treasures and carve bows.
The first piece is Guan Qing, which presents Yi Yin's drama Life-saving Soup. It was introduced to the forbidden wall official Li Yue, who listened to this new voice for a while.
When the demon of 16 pressed the dance, Bao Zhuang tied her waist. As for the new benefactor, I dare not ask who it is.
Dancing with the lotus palm on the back, the twenty-eight charming children play the moon. This is a Buddhist song in Hexi, which is sung in front of the palace.
There are pavilions and clouds in Beijing, and the scenery has never been bleak. Hu Er naturally has no taboos, and the palace is full of money.
The fur hat of an attendant is always numb, and a high crown is better than six crowns. Become a jurchen, a thousand sisters, and thirteen petites are called tea.
Apricot face, peach cheeks and weak waist know that happiness is the bane of seedlings. Princess Koryo sealed the book first, and it was cold and snowy in June.
The official did not return to the palace, and the door of the sixth palace was opened. Three-inch bow shoes are exposed in front of the curtain, so it's 々. Miss
The days of spring and warmth in the deep palace are long, and the flowers are blooming like flowers. Sleeping on the railing, sitting for a long time, the pipa is ringing.
For more than 20 years, I have been preparing for the court. Every time I get hurt, my beauty is hungry. There is a clear language in the three-stringed instrument, not joy but complaint.
The moon is bright and the frost is deep in the courtyard, and the purple chrysanthemums bloom in front of the steps. I can't sleep when it's cold. Get up and play the pipa under the window.
The garden has the most secluded wall and the pond has a new autumn. The minister sweeps the field, and the official comes to the official to play ball.
Coral pillow cold ivory bed, blue light accompanied by moonlight. It's not that there is a fairyland in the palace. Why do you feel that the night is too long?
Jinfeng Garden trees are in the morning, and Eagle Square often goes there. As the Mid-Autumn Festival approaches, we cut velvet flowers and shoot quails.
Roasting cordate telosma with golden duck is the first time for a family. Fang Rong refused to stay in spring, and several east winds fell on Haitang.
Pear flower with plain face and dragon bun, South China Jiaowa first entered the palace. But Hu Ji smiled and added powder and red.
I brought my own Dongyuan Jiu Si tea. When I saw the years in the mirror, I was shocked. Even though the spring scenery in the deep palace is like the sea, it teaches clouds and frost.
It's very cold, very cold, and the temple fair will return to Song before midnight. The candle on the silver platform burns incense and sells tripod, and you are trapped in the screen to take off your dance clothes.
Qijia is a duck and a green east, and he won the palace in his prime. Yesterday, Hanlin issued a new imperial edict, it runs in the family.
Christina is often the official engine to drive geese out of the lake and reflect the bright water. The Queen of the Second Palace followed Luan Jia and opened the curtain on the chariot to watch the eagle fly.
When many officials went straight away, Dan An Youqi lined up with flags. In front of the temple, every time I see Xima, I let Xu ride on the road.
The haggard beauty only knows, and the thought of petite entering the palace. I wonder who Chunshan is in the east wind for several years.
The small building is light in spring and cold in apricot blossoms, like a tripod cigarette that sells treasures and prints. I don't care about my feelings. I'm lazy. I'm half inclined to lean on the cloud.
Every summer, I go out to live in the desert and look at the scenery in the north. After the water show in Jinyun Mountain, Wu Ji suspected that she was crossing the Yangtze River.
Ghost red away to urge camel drums, short eaves felt hat next to the car shop. It is only a stone's throw from Beijing and 18 miles south from Bona.
Qing Xiaolong is sleeping, and the clouds are on the dresser. Last night, the east wind warmed the window, and a pear tree opened against the rain.
There are flowers everywhere in the golden lotus, and the clouds smile obliquely. Yuan's family went south with the old code, and the smell of pepper returned to the back of the car.
Lord Zhang Kui talks a lot. You are lucky to swim by the pool. Women in the Southern Dynasties applied calligraphy and copied "Songs of Bamboo Trees".
Say goodbye to relatives who have been away for 30 years, and make a decree to meet each other outside the palace wall. Who knows the joys and sorrows, but dare not speak among the attendants.
Ask for rain, the monk answers the name, and the dragon pricks the horse and dares the bottle. A gift from the Crispy Horse Milk Palace. Listen to the scriptures in the west of the pavilion.
Shangdu rode back from the west, and her companion came from afar on a good horse. Walking along the road next to the green wild leek, Spirit flew to Lilingtai.
There are only three holy slaves in the team, and there is no such thing as singing and dancing. The imperial court gave me a deep favor and gave me Seetanah pearls.
According to the dance ChanJuan sixteen people, the inner garden music department each ceremony. The head-binding case is a palace reward, and the wonderful song Manjusri Brocade is the latest.
Enjoy the Mid-Autumn Festival in the small hall of the Moon Palace, and the color of jade toad and silver toad floats. The official still thinks about the old customs, and the partridge flute is in Liangzhou.
Gaby was cut into leopard skin to warm mink clothes. School hunting Changping county in severe winter, the imperial concubine will give it when she gets on the horse.
On the moonlit night, Nishimiya listened to the piano, and Manjusri's fingers were too clear. Liu teaches how to fight, and he teaches how to fight.
Wearing a bun and shirts with different makeup, Dong Chao bowed out of the palace wall. There are many relatives and sisters-in-law, who sneak into the state to make peace with each other.
15 Hu Shi, hunting in the suburbs of the school at the end of winter. The sea blue hat is warm and windless, which is suitable for curly hair to exercise the spine.
Burning incense before the midnight fight, swirling clouds blow the imperial bed. I went to work three times and didn't carry sheep at the banquet.
The colored rope hangs high in smoke, and people are in vain. Suddenly I saw myself driving frequently, so I was ashamed and refused to go on the swing.
In front of the Treasure Hall, the newly cut Fan Luo is round. It's not good for the cool wind to blow in. If you want to mock your heart, don't give up your donation.
Most of March turned yellow, and the flowers in the inner garden became more and more fragrant. The small pavilion is tired of embroidery, and the curtain calls for companionship.
The waist is too thin to wear a skirt, and I was ill for a spring. Because I know how lucky Yu Yan is, I was urged to do medical treatment in front of the temple.
Rest in peace, send the fiend altar and listen to the secret Xu Gonge. Since I received the Pilu mantra, I have been holding Buddha beads every day to remember Namo.
Wow, we finally got together, and it was after going deep into Lu Han. The pond in Dong 'an House is very quiet, advocating ignorance until now.
Xia Feng urged raindrops to the eaves, and Wu Ji couldn't sleep in the deep courtyard. I dreamed of playing in the West Lake and getting up and crying until dawn.
Liquor is newly brewed into the jade pot, and there is no hot air in the depths of the water pavilion. The king of Qi smiled and asked the strange princess, why is it like playing the West Cool against the Soviet Union?
Haiyan river is clear of tiger symbols, and reading calligraphy is full of fun. Wang Yuan's painting was singled out by Wang Zhong, and the yellow peacock picture won the prize.
The autumn water in Yugou is as blue as the sky, and I occasionally recall that things at that time were disconsolate. Red leaves can be hated, I don't know who gets them.
I visited Meng Qiugui every year when I held a tin banquet in the single wooden hall. The little girl in red makeup frequently urged her to drink, and was drunk by Hu Er Araghi.
Yan mud is fragrant with red apricots and rain, and flowers are fragrant with Bai Ou waves. Idle for a year, the face in the mirror is very helpless.
Spring outing is full of beautiful scenery. I hate wearing famous flowers and inserting wild flowers. Laugh lazy with the phoenix, and the official urges the camel car.
In the front row of the tribute hall, near the terrace is called Eagle Square. In the Qing Dynasty, Xiao Jiuguan was strict with tigers and leopards, and Liaoyang white carving was advanced.
Riding a horse rings golden bells, and Su He smells fragrant. The bead crown is five feet high, and the warm wind gently rolls chicken feathers.
In autumn, you can fly out of the suburbs and choose to ride inside the pony. The pheasant saddle is full of brocade, and Ying Huang is a treasure before the horse.
Famous geisha in the south of the Yangtze River paid tribute to heaven. Don't sing Nanqu in front of people, it's all northern sounds.
Don't plant hibiscus trees in cold weather, plant pine trees in thick soil. In the Qing dynasty, officials called for colorful clothes, and every official gave peony flowers.
The western hills are surrounded by snow and jasper. You can see them clearly when you follow the driver upstairs. It's a little cold to worship his daughter, and Ma Tengqiu gave him a special honor.
Thousands of dollars are often scattered every month, and it is not human to close the branch in a big case. Female officials in the south call their surnames by their first names, but they are only worried that they will not be able to translate Mandarin.
The east of Haizi is dark green with boundless blue waves. Rui Lianhua made several rounds, and the White Stone Palace people swept the temple steps.
Hexi woman is eighteen years old, with a long gown and a left cover. He entered the palace with his head a foot high, and was laughed at by everyone first.
After a hundred years of fighting all over the world, people everywhere swelled up. I have been in peacetime for a long time, and often there are fewer political voices and more music.
Tanabata in Luding Hall, Cowherd and Weaver Girl are far ashamed. Seeing the clever opening of the gold box in the Ming Dynasty, I couldn't stop laughing.
Chun Qing is just at the tip of his eyebrows, and he is lazy to powder the dresser. For fear of seeing songbirds and swallows, Huayang's yard is covered with curtains.
A thousand years ago, the temple was cold, and the old clothes were washed. The Taurus of Magnolia rises in the west wind, and several phoenix trees turn yellow in the evening.
Thousands of athletes are flying and following the southern suburbs. During the preaching, spring scenery appeared at first sight, and there were grandchildren's clothes in front of the command.
Tian Maxi is from Fran and wants to write an article. Hanlin attaches great importance to Mandarin translation, and each battalion in Shandong gives 100 copies.
The clouds are low and the makeup is light, and I have never seen the king in the pavilion. It's because you are so happy that you can serve Xiaoying Church in Mingzong.
The second string, the business is clear, and only a bosom friend can be nuanced. Ah Fu ordered all geisha to sing. Don't forget the accent from the north.
The early moon is yellow and tender, and the shallow pond is clear. It's cold in autumn in the inner courtyard. I'll change Wu Ling's shirt.
Bad luck occupies the northern years, and the shoulders of sheep burn and ask God. Since receiving the diamond ring, Mo Ding has told the world.
Playing music in middle school is taught by teachers, and the pool is of high color. If a female companion doesn't come, she will be lazy, and Haitang will give a blowjob.
The banquet was in the old palace, and Jane was ashamed to cook. All the plays in front of the temple should be performed, and the partridge should jump in the spring breeze first.
At Sheng Xing Palace, I waited on the emperor, and on 13, I held incense. Now white-haired, like a dream for forty years.
Lettuce is a ripe cherry, and the grass under the tree has not withered. I'm afraid the bird pecks first, and the flower bell wins the post.
I fucked a Korean girl yesterday. It was too salty to be called a strange relative. The most bitter female officials are hard to send away, so they are always sent to the second palace.
The Treasure Hall heard about Yupei Mountain from a distance, and the court was often entertained happily. To know how deep your kindness is, just look at those pearls and crowns.
During the Yuan Dynasty, many things happened in Zhongshu Province. Yesterday, the imperial edict came from the palace, and Jiangsu and Zhejiang supported tens of thousands of kilograms of salt.
The weather in Grain Rain is thin and cold, with pear blossoms and apricot blossoms. The inner garden is covered with a three-palace banquet, and the peony is rewarded with fine music.
New-style out of the palace, are not allowed to advocate home take new. Female geisha wear purple clothes and a bun, and musicians wear blue scarves.
I dreamed that the silver platform was painted with candle remnants, and the Melissa Zhou in front of the window was full of carved columns. In order to sleep in thin clothes, the fire is cold and the gold is cold at night.
The sacred heart is always sympathetic to the poor, and the Chinese book is specially given with silk and silver. Uneven points, people complain, and most of them are from the same dynasty.
The dawn lamp hangs down the flame and falls into the silver jar, and the wanderer sleeps in the spring beside the small window. Wake up the jade man, jade-like stone slides, and Baochai knocks on the pillow to explain the new cavity.
There are more than 10,000 toothpicks in the Spring Temple, which are fragrant and fine, and the green windows are empty. The servant came to the post office and sincerely borrowed a letter, which was presented to the woman first.
Xiaoxiao xiuzhu reflects the pool cold, painting silver bottles to fill peony. It is reported that a banquet was held in Huachao to compete for golden scissors around bamboo columns.
You can have fun in the wild goose pond at night, and the branches can swim by candlelight. I don't know Fan Lou under the bright moon when I sing the new Yuefu of Chu Xianwang.
Clusters of osmanthus trees are behind the mountains, and the flowers and stones are still spread in the Song Dynasty. The Palace Que attracts the rock view, and the colorful Jiang Chunbo floats in the sky.
Blowing Tainan as the tomb of the old woman, recalling the ciphertext from the king's palm. Where is today's renewal front? Wild flowers are singing and birds are singing.
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